Chapter 34 - 31: In the Future, You Will Suffer from Severe Depression

"How should I address you, young friend?"

Lu Heng asked with a smile.

"You can just call me ’Xia’."

Early Summer maintained her sweet smile, which was quite charming.

"So, Xia, what would you like to predict?"

Lu Heng asked again.

"Hmm..."

Early Summer pondered for a moment, then curiously asked, "Master, can you predict my future?"

To be honest, everyone is curious about their future.

Early Summer had a very good family background, with both wealth and connections.

But even so, she was very curious about her future.

"Xia, you’re so rich, why bother predicting the future? Why not see our fate together!"

"The monk pinched his fingers and calculated that your fate with Xia is zero!"

"You’re smart, Sister Xia, so vague about the direction, encompassing everything like love and career."

"I also want a rich and beautiful girl like Xia, or like Little Rabbit before."

"Haven’t even gone to sleep yet, already dreaming?"

"Pouring yellow soup into your mouth, it sobers up even dogs. Sweets are alluring, but don’t give an inch."

"Gentlemen, please approach, do not fight, I have rare soup, now not hidden, hard to find, I wish you to taste."

"LOL, dying of laughter!"

"If you have gold, don’t hide it, join me, give it to the young man."

"Damn, every word reeks like shit!"

The viewers chuckled, couldn’t help but tease their peers.

"Alright, please wait a moment, young friend!"

Lu Heng nodded, summoning the Celestial Destiny System.

[System Prompt: Querying future information will cost the host three days of lifespan. Continue?]

"Yes!"

As he confirmed, the entire future of this charming female streamer displayed before him.

After seeing all of this, he was stunned.

Glancing again at the cute female streamer, he gently shook his head.

Fate is truly capricious!

Seeing him shake his head, the viewers couldn’t hold back.

"Master shook his head, something big is happening!"

"Oh no, is my dear Xia also going to prison?"

"No way, right? Xia is so adorable, if she goes to prison, wouldn’t it be..."

"Don’t worry, if she goes to jail, it would at least be a women’s prison."

"Sorry, sorry, watched too many movies, imagined wrong."

"What movie are you watching, bro?"

"I want to know too, purely out of curiosity."

The comments scared Early Summer.

Her face turned pale, fists clenched, nervously asked, "Master, I’m not actually going to prison, right?"

"No..."

Lu Heng shook his head, sighed and said, "In the future, you will spend your life in a hospital."

As soon as this was said, both streaming rooms exploded.

"No way? That’s worse than jail!"

"Exactly! At least jail means you’re healthy, but spending the latter half of life in a hospital is unimaginable."

"Is Xia suffering from some terminal illness?"

"Xia, even if you’re in the hospital, I’d be willing to stay with you."

"Disgusting! Just afraid you’d take our Xia’s money and run."

"No honesty online!"

Not only were the viewers shocked, but so was Early Summer.

Why would she ever spend her life in a hospital?

Recently, she even went for a physical examination, results were normal!

What’s going on?

"Master, why would I end up in the hospital?"

Early Summer asked the question everyone had in mind.

"Alas!"

Lu Heng sighed deeply, then said seriously, "In the future, you will suffer from severe depression."

"At that time, unable to handle it, you will jump from the hospital."

"Though your life will be spared, you’ll end up a quadriplegic."

"Depression? Jumping off?"

Early Summer raised her eyebrows, her expression strange.

The anxiety and worry vanished in an instant.

And the viewers couldn’t help but laugh out loud.

"Master, you’re really stretching it! This girl, depressed?"

"Yeah, if anyone’s depressed, not her!"

"Xia’s personality is, to put it nicely, carefree; to put it bluntly, clueless!"

"This person’s carefree, only gaming, eating, drinking, how could she be depressed?"

The viewers, long-time fans, knew the streamer well.

No one believed Early Summer would be depressed and jump off a building.

"Master, everyone’s right!"

"I’m carefree, how could I get depressed?"

Early Summer chuckled.

With a good family, even if not born in Rome, it’s the suburbs of Rome.

From a young age, she lived without worries.

Her parents never imposed demands, allowing her to choose a favorite career.

Playing games, bantering with viewers, living carefree, how could she be depressed?

Lu Heng affirmed: "No doubt, I say you’ll be depressed, so you’ll be depressed!"

"..."

Early Summer was speechless.

This felt like a royal decree!

"Impossible! I’ll never be depressed!"

Early Summer shook her head like a rattle drum.

She couldn’t believe she’d be depressed and jump.

So many games unfinished, dramas unseen, cute guys out there, why seek end?

Lu Heng nonchalantly said, "If you don’t believe it, I can make your depression arrive early..."

Hearing their exchange, viewers laughed so hard their legs hurt.

"I’m dying, depression as a royal decree?"

"If you don’t believe, early depression... hahaha!"

"I won’t watch New Year Gala skits without you!"

"Why laugh, Master said so for a reason."

"Indeed, since Master started streaming, predictions accurate!"

"Accurate predictions, if so powerful, wouldn’t millionaires flock?"

"Your ignorance is showing, only say - too naive!"

The two groups of viewers argued, not backing down.

Not bothering with them, Lu Heng asked, "Young friend, your streaming contract is with Huizhong Media, right?"

"Yes!"

Early Summer nodded slightly.

For a big streamer like her, either start a company or join an MCN.

With no big ambitions, her family is wealthy.

Huizhong Media offered good terms, with connections, so she signed a three-year contract.