Chapter 44 - 41: Auspicious Little Cucumber

"Didn’t Kugou get a chance before, asking the Taoist priest to predict whether his wife was cheating?"

"That night during the live stream, everyone should have been there and remembers a bit, right?"

"The Taoist priest, amazingly accurate, predicted that Kugou would have trouble with the law and advised him not to contact anyone, not to take or make any calls."

"At first, this guy indeed listened to the Taoist and hung up many calls."

"But eventually, he couldn’t resist and called a friend, and attended a banquet."

"For some reason, they got into a conflict with a group next door, and it turned into a fight."

"As a result, Kugou, having drunk too much, didn’t know his own strength and cracked someone’s head open."

"That night, the hotel called the police, who directly took both groups away."

"It’s said that the person who got his head cracked was badly injured, so Kugou probably not only has to pay compensation but might also end up in jail."

"All this I heard from a police friend, it’s 100% genuine..."

After hearing the whole story, the viewers in the live stream couldn’t help but gasp.

At this moment, everyone had only one thought in mind—The Taoist is awesome!

"It really proves that saying, if you seek trouble, trouble will find you!"

"Exactly, if he’d followed the Taoist’s advice, he’d probably be fine. But now, he’s severely injured someone, isn’t he going to spend ten years or so in jail?"

"Paying compensation + jail time, this is the end of Second Brother’s live streaming career."

"I’ll go contact Second Sister-in-law right now, make sure she doesn’t end up lonely and do anything to wrong Second Brother."

"Damn, I’m just afraid you’re eyeing the situation for yourself!"

"To prevent you from eyeing the situation, I’ll go supervise!"

"To prevent you from supervising for your own gain, I’ll go inspect!"

"To prevent you from inspecting for personal gain, I’ll go peep!"

"Are you guys Russian nesting dolls or something?"

"Outdoor First Brother sought the Taoist for a fortune-telling, and ended up in isolation... Outdoor Second Brother sought him out, and ended up inside prison..."

"Who’s Outdoor Third Brother? Get him to check with the Taoist too?"

"Please don’t mess with the outdoor channel anymore..."

Lu Heng shook his head quietly after reading.

No wonder there was no feedback from the Celestial Destiny System, the guy still went down the same old path.

As they say, "Good advice is wasted on the stubborn ghost"!

The path was shown to him, yet he still insisted on jumping into the pit, what more can I do?

Luckily, this guy married a good wife and didn’t end up with a torn-apart family.

He glanced at the time, and five minutes had already passed.

"Alright, the five minutes to send gifts is over."

"Next, let’s start the draw to see who will be the lucky viewer tonight..."

Saying that, he pressed the draw button.

In an instant, tonight’s two fortune-telling spots were settled.

Lu Heng looked at the two chosen names and smiled, "Let’s congratulate ’Unrivaled Giant Cucumber’ and ’Feng Lingling’ for being tonight’s lucky viewers!"

The draw results were out, and seeing they didn’t win, the viewers couldn’t help feeling a bit disappointed.

But then again, isn’t there fun to watch?

"Oh, didn’t win again, when will my turn come?"

"Yes, if I don’t get picked soon, my rich, beautiful girlfriend might be snatched by someone else."

"No worries, buy one, get one free; marry the big one and get the small one."

"Click your tongue, wearing a little hat, quite stylish!"

"May I boldly ask, why does your hat look like the color of the greenery?"

"Lucky viewers? The Taoist sure knows how to joke! I think it’s more like misfortunate souls."

"Those picked by the Taoist are all pitiful folks!"

Lu Heng didn’t bother with these hilarious viewers.

With a smile, he said, "Let’s welcome tonight’s first lucky viewer—Unrivaled Giant Cucumber!"

As soon as he said that, he sent an invitation to connect with the other person.

"That name, it sounds like someone who understands philosophy!"

"Ah! Unrivaled Giant Cucumber!"

"Pachuli, GO!"

"Oh, the flute seller!"

"I heard you’re a fellow from Guangdoor too, so we might be fellow townsmen!"

"I love cucumbers the most!"

"Hope your love isn’t what I’m thinking of."

"Cucumbers soaked for too long don’t taste good!"

"My teeth aren’t good, I prefer cucumbers soaked a bit longer."

"What are you guys talking about, I don’t understand a single thing?"

"Pretending not to understand, that’s you!"

"You shouldn’t soak cucumbers, just smash them, then add some chili and minced garlic."

"No, I can’t handle chili, just a splash of vinegar will do."

"Stop stop stop... isn’t this fortune-telling? How did it turn into a food exchange session?"

After connecting successfully, a young man in his early thirties with a slightly receding hairline appeared in the live stream.

Lu Heng smilingly asked, "What would you like to have a reading on tonight, my friend?"

"Master, my wife has been pregnant several times, but all ended in miscarriage inexplicably."

"I would like you to help figure out what’s the reason behind this?"

Unrivaled Giant Cucumber said with a face full of distress.

No wonder he had a gloomy face, who wouldn’t, if their wife consistently miscarried!

And hearing this, the viewers frowned.

This issue... it’s too abstract, isn’t it?

"I say, bro, for miscarriage issues, you should consult a hospital!"

"Yes, go to the hospital to see a doctor, what’s the point of asking a fortune-teller?"

"Reasons for habitual miscarriage are varied, including bad habits during pregnancy, diseases in the pregnant woman, luteal insufficiency, and chromosomal abnormalities, among others."

"Brother, you really should take a trip to the hospital."

"If there’s an issue, consult a doctor, don’t come asking the internet masses."

"Search a bit on Thousand Degrees and cancer becomes a baseline issue!"

"Last time I had a cold, after searching online, it suggested amputating everything below my eyebrows, who can take that?"

"Women with habitual miscarriages mainly suffer due to their body causing it, such as chromosomal abnormalities or serious illnesses."

Seeing the comments from viewers, Unrivaled Giant Cucumber hurriedly explained, "I want to take my wife to the hospital, but she refuses."

"She says the smell of disinfectant in hospitals makes her nauseous, and she’s steadfastly unwilling to go."

"I’ve been a longtime follower of the Master, always been in the streams, watching the Master do readings for others."

"I think the Master’s predictions are so accurate, surely he could help me find out the reason for these miscarriages..."

Without an explanation, his words made the viewers more puzzled.

"But come on, bro, if she says not to go, you just comply?"

"Assert your authority as a husband and the head of the family, and you must take her!"

"Head to the hospital now, do you need help with getting a referral?"

"Are you thinking of Director of Probing from Big Iron Stick Hospital?"

"As far as I know, another reason for miscarriage could be the quality of little tadpoles not being up to par."

"Ahem... I’m from next door, my surname is Wang, if you need anything, come to me!"

"I’m as elegant as Pan An, more handsome than Edison and Nicholas, at your service, sir!"