Chapter 69 - 65: Women Are Like Clothes, the Daoist Is Like a Father!

Upon seeing the enthusiastic bunch in the livestream room, Lu Heng couldn’t help but feel a bit emotional.

What a pity, if it weren’t for this blood cancer DEBUFF, he’d definitely want to cut a few more.

"Good evening, water friends!"

"Tonight, we’re continuing with live fortune telling."

"As usual, after sending gifts, two lucky water friends will be selected for fortune telling."

"Remember! When sending gifts, there’s no need to send anything expensive..."

Before he could finish, the water friends had already enthusiastically started sending gifts.

Whether it’s expensive or not, all sorts of gifts flew across the screen.

While sending gifts, the water friends didn’t stay idle and continued chatting.

"Master, I think you’re not finding destined people, but rather victims!"

"Since Master started streaming, from the first one, Hu, to the last one, Zhang Wenhai and his wife, hardly any of them had a good ending."

"By the way, what’s up with Zhang Wenhai? I haven’t checked Weibo lately."

"Well, let’s just say, if it’s not being infamous, it’s a total disgrace."

"Didn’t Master reveal the whereabouts of the child? Sister-in-law Zhang found the child, and now she’s preparing for a divorce with Zhang Wenhai."

"It seems Zhang Wenhai was also sued for fraud."

"If it weren’t for Master, we all would’ve been scammed by this guy!"

"Damn, ten years searching for a child, what a great gimmick!"

"Master got another burst of fame, lots of people are inquiring about his location, wanting to personally seek fortune telling."

"From the start of his stream to now, Master has always worn a mask, definitely not wanting to reveal his identity. How could he let people come to his door?"

"Why don’t they come to our livestream room? At least there’s a chance of being chosen for fortune telling, right?"

"Haha, you’re too young, some things aren’t meant to be said publicly!"

"Exactly, like with Zhang Wenhai, if it weren’t for being exposed by the Master, who would’ve believed his ten-year search for a child was just an excuse to make money?"

"The human heart is sinister..."

As the water friends chatted, the five-minute gift-sending window quickly came to an end.

"Alright, time’s up."

"Everyone, please stop sending gifts now."

"We’ll now draw tonight’s two fortune telling slots..."

Lu Heng used the same routine as last time, casually picking a lottery website, and pasted the gift list onto it.

As he pressed the draw button, in the blink of an eye, two water friends were chosen.

"As everyone can see..."

"Tonight, the two destined water friends are ’Zhao Lili’ and ’Itchy Butt’!"

Lu Heng read out the names of the chosen water friends.

"This Zhao Lili, why does that name sound a bit familiar?"

"Isn’t she a streamer on the Douyin platform? Why is she over on the Douhu platform?"

"Yeah, why is she here for fortune telling?"

"Whoa, I searched her up, this Zhao Lili is quite a beauty!"

"Of course, one of the top Douyin female streamers, how could she not have looks?"

"I’m kind of interested in the second lucky water friend."

"Itchy Butt? Are they asking to be spanked?"

"Why is everyone in this livestream gay?"

"I don’t dare to bend over in the livestream room, afraid someone might sneak up behind me..."

Upon seeing the lucky draws for tonight’s fortune telling, the water friends started discussing.

Some felt a bit down, since they weren’t the ones chosen.

But that disappointment quickly turned into excitement!

Tonight, there are two good shows to watch!

How delightful!

"Now we’ll connect with the first lucky water friend—Zhao Lili!"

After a lot of effort, Lu Heng finally found Miss Zhao Lili and sent over a connection invitation.

As the connection was accepted, a long-haired, voluptuously sexy beauty appeared in the livestream room.

"Indeed, it’s Douyin’s Zhao Lili!"

"Holy crap, nosebleed, that body is sizzling!"

"Not only is she beautiful, but rich and generous too!"

"I’m willing to stay lost forever in that deep ravine!"

"Damn, that waist is so slender! Even as a guy, I’m openly envious!"

"Miss, you’re in the wrong place tonight!"

"Exactly, the Master won’t let you off just because you’re pretty!"

"Beauty, are you wearing black stockings? Can you tilt the camera down a bit..."

The arrival of Zhao Lili immediately excited the water friends.

The popularity of the entire livestream room was skyrocketing.

"Hello, Zhao Lili, little friend!"

Even someone who had seen countless Welfare Girls like Lu Heng, couldn’t help but flash a look of amazement in his eyes.

No wonder she’s a top streamer on Douyin, she’s definitely something else.

"Hi, Master!"

Zhao Lili also greeted him with a smile.

However, her expression seemed a bit awkward.

"What would you like to have your fortune told about tonight, little friend?"

Lu Heng continued to ask.

"Well..."

Upon hearing this, Zhao Lili’s awkward expression only deepened.

After a brief silence, she honestly replied, "Master, I actually didn’t come here for fortune telling tonight."

"I just heard from the water friends that there’s a very accurate fortune-telling stream on Douhu, so I came to check it out."

"Didn’t expect to be chosen..."

Lu Heng nodded slightly, smiling as he said, "No problem, if you don’t want your fortune told, you can pass your spot to someone else."

"Umm... Master, I wanted to ask, are you really good at fortune telling?"

Zhao Lili didn’t leave the mic right away and instead asked tentatively.

Upon hearing this, the water friends immediately got angry.

"Zhao Lili, even though you’re pretty, that doesn’t give you the right to question our Master’s capabilities!"

"Yes, even if a fairy came, she shouldn’t doubt our beloved Master!"

"Women are like clothes, but Master is like a father! Clothes can be taken off, but a father can’t be abandoned!"

"Is it really accurate? Let me tell you, there’s nothing in this world our Master can’t predict!"

"Master knows it all, can you really question that?"

"If you want your fortune told, hurry up and don’t waste time!"

"Exactly, if you don’t want it, give your spot to me, I want to know tomorrow’s lottery numbers!"

"How many times have I told you, even if the Master gives you the numbers, you still won’t win!"

"With those two bucks, I’d rather buy some spicy sticks to eat!"

As diehard fans of Lu Heng, no matter who questions him, the water friends would all unite to attack.

Even if you’re a beauty, it won’t work!

They would rather stay single but still sternly criticize you.

"Since little friend doesn’t believe it, let me help you see your past!"

Lu Heng wasn’t angry and secretly called out the Celestial Destiny System.

"System, query this person’s past information!"

[System Prompt: Querying past information will cost the host three days of life span, do you wish to continue?]

"Yes!"

As he confirmed, everything about Zhao Lili’s past flashed like a movie before his eyes...