Chapter 80 - 76: Parking in the Maple Forest Late

At seven in the evening, Lu Heng quickly started the livestream after returning from the cafeteria.

No time to lose!

The fans who received the livestream notification were a bit dumbfounded.

You know, their all-knowing Immortal Taoist is famous for his irregular livestreams.

Sometimes there’s a gap of seven or eight days, sometimes just four or five.

This next-day livestream had never happened before.

But no matter what, the fans swiftly poured into the livestream room.

"What’s up with the Taoist? Why suddenly become so diligent?"

"He must have heard my prayers!"

"If the Taoist could livestream every day, other streamers wouldn’t stand a chance."

"I support the Taoist as the annual top streamer! I’ve said my piece, who agrees, who disagrees?"

"I disagree..."

"Slap!"

"That slap was loud! I could hear it all the way in the Celestial Sea."

"I often tell experts, the Taoist is my idol!"

"Everyone saw the Jiuyuan City police’s incident report, right?"

"Saw it, saw it, the Taoist truly is my idol, he solved a cold case from six years ago."

"The Taoist’s ability is even more mystical than the cold case itself!"

"That Li Hongwei really knows how to disguise, Zhou and the police were all fooled by him."

"Solid mental resilience, unlike me, my legs go weak at the sight of police."

"Same here, last time I went to a bathhouse, had bad luck, ran into a police sweep, and my legs inexplicably went weak."

"Bro, I’m embarrassed to expose you, were your legs weak because you were scared of the police?"

"Getting old, better drink some goji berries in soup..."

Lu Heng glanced at the number of viewers in the livestream room.

It hadn’t even been five minutes since going live, and the room viewership had already exceeded a million.

What a thriving crop of leeks!

His heart was full of emotion, and he said, "I have some things to do next week, so I’m streaming earlier today."

"As usual, five minutes for gifting, no need to spend much..."

As soon as he finished speaking, fans habitually started gifting.

Those with money put in cash.

Those without money just joined for the show.

If they win, it’s fate.

If not, it’s all for fun.

After gifting was done, the fans continued discussing last night’s livestream.

"Who went to Zhao Lili’s livestream last night? What was going on there?"

"What else could it be? Drugged by her bestie!"

"I watched it too, this woman is all looks no brains, even though the Taoist explained it clearly, she still let her bestie in."

"Yeah, if her fans hadn’t called the police ahead of time, this silly woman would have been in trouble."

"I have some connections with the police; I’ve heard the Zhao family exerted pressure, her bestie and her boyfriend might get at least three years."

"Not listening to the Taoist brings immediate losses!"

"Everyone better remember, whatever the Taoist says, it goes."

"Obviously! The Taoist is like my dad, he tells me to go east, I definitely don’t go west, tells me to chase dogs, I definitely don’t chase chickens!"

"Damn, who do you think you are, trying to steal my dad?"

As the fans bantered, five minutes quickly passed.

"Alright, time’s up."

"Everyone stop sending gifts, let’s start the lottery!"

Lu Heng used his usual method, randomly selecting a lottery site, then copied and pasted the gift list.

In the blink of an eye, tonight’s two lucky fans appeared.

He looked at the two IDs and smiled, "Tonight’s lucky ones have been decided."

"Let’s congratulate ’Parking in the Maple Forest Late’ and ’Black Hand Brother Gang’!"

Seeing that they hadn’t been selected again, everyone couldn’t help feeling a bit disappointed.

But even not winning provides entertainment, so it’s not a loss after all.

"Let’s give a round of applause for our two shiny new victims!"

"Congratulations to these two, for being a dad, cuckolded, with a young master boyfriend, princess girlfriend, a body at home, betrayed by friends... choose one from these options!"

"Hiss...the outcomes are terrifying!"

"I have a feeling tonight’s streaming will be even better than yesterday’s."

"Looking at ’Parking Brother’s name, I just know the streaming quality will be extraordinary!"

"Just realized, this guy’s name seems to be missing a couple of characters?"

"What’s missing? Why is Man Dynasty’s civil and military members stammering and not speaking up?"

"I’m illiterate, can’t read!"

"I’m a general, not good with words!"

"I’m a scholar, unfamiliar with worldly matters!"

A portion of the fans’ teasing quickly drew everyone’s attention to the first lucky fan’s ID.

Seeing this, Lu Heng was quite speechless.

These goofy fans, really know how to liven things up!

"Now let’s welcome our first lucky fan – ’Parking in the Maple Forest Late’!"

Saying this, he sent an invitation to connect via mic to the other party.

Soon enough, the other party accepted the invite and appeared in the livestream room.

’Parking in the Maple Forest Late’ seemed about twenty-five or twenty-six years old, handsome in appearance and stylishly dressed.

"Damn! So handsome, almost catching up to me!"

"Our livestream room really has good-looking guys!"

"The high looks in the room are thanks to my Celestial Sea Daniel Wu and Parking Brother."

"Say no more, I’ll just call out ’husband’, dare you respond?"

"Scared, scared, I have hemorrhoids!"

"Someone calling you husband, what are you afraid of?"

"Afraid of what? Of the stabbing director of course!"

"Why are you people so gross? Husband, let’s discuss this somewhere else!"

"Don’t want male wives... don’t want male wives..."

’Parking Brother’s look reminds me of Cai."

"Cai? Oh, I remember, the pretty boy supported by the sixty-something sugar mama?"

"Parking Brother, you aren’t also supported by a sugar mama, are you?"

"Being this handsome and still seeking sugar mamas leaves us no options!"

Facing the fans’ teasing, ’Parking in the Maple Forest Late’ laughed and said, "Rest assured everyone, my family has a bit of money, I’ll leave the sixty-something sugar mamas for the brothers here!"

"May I know how to address you, young friend?"

Lu Heng asked.

"Taoist, you can just call me Qi."

’Parking in the Maple Forest Late’ also knew his name was quite suggestive, so he directly mentioned his surname.

"Alright!"

Lu Heng nodded slightly, then continued, "May I know what Qi wants to calculate tonight?"

"Taoist, I’ve watched a few of your streams, I know your skills."

"So, no need to calculate my past."

"Parking in the Maple Forest Late’ responded with a smile.

"So Qi, you want to calculate your future?"

"Are you calculating career? Love? Or something else?"

Lu Heng asked again.

He liked this kind of customer who doesn’t ask about the past, as it saves him three days of lifespan after all, doesn’t it?