"Taoist, Iâve missed you so much!"
"My feelings for the Taoist are like peeing my pants, warm, and only I know it."
"Iâm different. My love for the Taoist is like being ten months pregnant, impossible to hide!"
"I love the Taoistâs livestreams so much! I want to sell my house and company to give him gifts, but unfortunately, the landlord and my boss wonât agree."
"Guys, my girlfriend wonât let me watch the Taoistâs livestream! What do you think? Could I stand it? I kicked her out directly."
"Bro, I advise you to break up early!"
"Exactly, why didnât she let you watch the Taoistâs stream? Thatâs because sheâs feeling guilty!"
"Buddy, quickly touch your head and see if youâre wearing a green hat..."
"Going on a blind date tomorrow, but I donât know if it will succeed? Hope I can get picked by the Taoist tonight!"
"I calculated with my fingers, little brother, youâll hit a two-for-one success!"
"Then Iâll just give a thousand as a gift, since the wedding and the babyâs full moon celebration will be together."
"Pregnant and still going on a blind date? What kind of creature is this?"
"Why not, canât you go on a blind date when pregnant? Itâs a test for the man! Youâre not worthy of raising his child! Allowing you to raise it is your blessing, understand?"
"If the child isnât yours, you donât want to get married? Hah, scumbag!"
"Family, who understands? Just want to find a father for the unborn child, and ended up with such an irresponsible guy, really left me speechless, I will thank you!"
"Mighty ones, please stop your magic!"
"Boo hoo hoo... Stop it, okay. Iâm willing to take over, alright?"
"Wow, with that punch, the great Dao vanishes, and heaven and earth open anew!"
This group of silly fans have been holding it in for days, itâs rare to release it today.
"Everyone, you can send gifts now, five-minute countdown begins!"
Lu Heng glanced at the fansâ comments, smiled knowingly, and continued, "Thereâs no need to send expensive gifts, the free sign-in ones are okay."
Upon hearing this, the fans immediately got unhappy.
"Taoist, what do you mean by this? Are you looking down on us Celestial Sea Marks?"
"I, a real-name protester from Yanjing Bassso, express dissatisfaction!"
"Bro, when youâre typing in the comments, can you get the words right?"
"Rest assured, Taoist, Iâve been saving up for days by scrimping and saving!"
"Launching a Cloud-Piercing Arrow, thousands of troops meet up!"
"Watching women wiggle their butts dancing is not as good as watching the Taoistâs stand-up!"
"Bro, asking for this livestream room, you know!"
"Women are like clothes, Taoist is like father! If anyone dares touch my clothes, Iâll let my father beat you!"
"Iâve wandered half my life, only regretting not having a renowned father, if Taoist doesnât mind, Iâm willing to acknowledge you as my father!"
"Arenât you guys too shameless? How can you all come and take advantage of my Taoist dad?"
"Itâs really sad! You guys call a stranger âfatherâ casually, but if your fathers knew, what would they feel? And Iâm different, my father passed early, just missing a kind father like the Taoist!"
"Damn, youâre ruthless!"
With the fans joking around, the five minutes passed quickly.
"Alright, everyone, donât send any more gifts."
Lu Heng called to stop, then laughed: "Letâs now draw the two lucky fans for tonight."
After saying that, he followed the previous method, randomly found a lottery website, and copied the huge list of fans onto it.
In the blink of an eye, the two lucky fans for tonight were selected.
Taking a look at the two lucky ones for tonight, Lu Heng said loudly: "Letâs congratulate âXiongxiong YueâErâ and âChrysanthemums for the Beautyâ as the two lucky fans!"
Seeing they werenât drawn again tonight, the fans inevitably felt a bit down.
But on second thought, at least they donât have to go up and embarrass themselves!
"Clap clap clap! Congratulations to these two lucky fans!"
"Boom bang! Congrats to these two lucky ones!"
"Bro, your clapping sounds off!"
"The atmosphere in the livestream room has been spoiled by you people, Iâm going to blacklist you one by one!"
"I wonder what kind of fun tonightâs two victims will bring us?"
"Cola, spicy strips, chips, popcorn are ready, letâs welcome the guests!"
"Xiongxiong YueâEr should be a girl, wonder if sheâs pretty?"
Fans eagerly anticipated tonightâs performance.
Lu Heng also found the first lucky fan and sent an invitation for a stream link.
Soon, "Xiongxiong YueâEr" appeared in the livestream room.
Just as most fans expected, "Xiongxiong YueâEr" is female, also quite young, seemingly just in her early twenties.
At first sight of "Xiongxiong YueâEr," everyoneâs eyes flashed with amazement.
Unlike traditional fair-skinned beauties, "Xiongxiong YueâErâs" skin has a healthy tan, glowing with a natural sheen.
Her shoulder-length short hair is trimmed very neatly, with slightly curled tips resting on her shoulders.
Her lips slightly rise, giving people a friendly and confident feeling.
The appearance of "Xiongxiong YueâEr" immediately excited the single fans in the livestream room!
"Donât call her âwifeâ! Absolutely no calling my wife âwife,â or Iâll be mad, canât even be bros!"
"Bro, rest assured, itâs the same old saying, âbros are like limbs, women are like clothes!â If the clothes break, limbs are lost, worst case, become disabled, get prosthetics!"
"Dark-skinned tiger-tooth little beauty, love it love it!"
"Wow! This is exactly my type!"
"Hey beauty, how did you get such a tan? I want my boyfriend and girlfriend to tan like that too!"
"Huh? Somethingâs off here, how can you have both a boyfriend and a girlfriend at the same time?"
"Dummy, isnât this the monogamy system?"
"Wife, your smile is really sweet! Also, dark skin is truly timeless!"
"The moment I laid eyes on this young lady, I understood! Actually, sheâs your sister-in-law, right, brother?"
"Thank you, Zhan Shuangkun, Fan Xiangyu, and Pan!"
"Very cute Dragon Country girl! I really like brown skin! League of Legends, love from the Celestial Sea!"
"Girls shouldnât obsess over their appearance. You should study more, gain knowledge, broaden your horizons. Let me test you with a geography question, where is your home?"
"Is your Yan Kingdomâs map really that narrow?"
Seeing these teasing comments from the viewers, Xiongxiong YueâEr couldnât help but blush a little.
"Hello, Taoist!"
She waved at the screen and said in a soft voice.
"Hello to you too!"
Lu Heng also smiled and greeted, then asked, "May I know how to address you, young friend?"
"Taoist, you can just call me YueâEr."
Xiongxiong YueâEr smiled sweetly.
"Alright, Iâll call you âYueâEr,â then."
Lu Heng nodded slightly, then asked, "I wonder, YueâEr, what would you like to have read tonight?"
"No, no, no..."
Hearing this, Xiongxiong YueâErâs face showed a hint of panic, and she shook her head repeatedly, "Taoist, Iâve watched all your previous livestream clips."
"Those lucky enough to be picked by you, except for a few, most of them seemed to end up as victims."
"My family is complete, my personal life is happy, and my studies are going well, so I really donât want a reading..."
Hearing this, Lu Heng couldnât help but laugh.
Has his reputation grown so much now?
Look at how scared the little dark-skinned beauty is!
The viewers in front of their screens were also laughing so hard they couldnât keep their legs together.
As regulars in the livestream room, they were quite familiar with the "Immortal Taoistâs" power.
"If you donât need a reading, YueâEr, Iâll give the opportunity to someone else..."
Lu Heng said with a smile.
"Taoist, I donât need a reading."
"But I have a distant relative who needs your help with a reading."
Hearing this, Xiongxiong YueâEr quickly replied, afraid that Lu Heng would kick her out.
"Your distant relative?"
Lu Hengâs eyes flashed with a hint of surprise.
"Yes, yes, my distant relative!"
Xiongxiong YueâEr nodded and continued, "Heâs an elder from my fatherâs hometown."
"A few days ago, I went back to the hometown with my father for ancestral worship and found him collecting firewood by the roadside, so I went up to help a bit."
"I chatted with him for a while, and he said that many years ago, his wife ran off with someone else, taking their two sons with her."
"All these years, heâs been searching for his wife and sons, but unfortunately, because of his illness, he canât go out to work and earn money, so he canât go far."
"Half a year ago, he even broke his right leg while out collecting firewood."
"I felt so sorry for him, so I wanted to ask for your help, Taoist. I didnât expect to actually get picked..."
The viewers were quite moved by her story.
"Such a beautiful and compassionate girl is truly the perfect candidate for a wife!"
"Sister YueâEr, Iâd also like to help your elder! Add me on Weixin, Iâll donate some money to him!"
"Huh? This feels a bit like stealing a kingdom under the guise of righteousness, doesnât it?"
"Brother, I can hear your calculations from miles away."
"Exactly, those abacus beads almost bounced off my face!"
"Some women are truly strangeâif you canât handle hardships, you shouldnât have gotten married in the first place!"
"The key point is, after getting married, she despises her husband for lacking money and runs off with their sonsâthis is truly outrageous!"
"Another day of being afraid of marriage!"
"After watching so many of the Taoistâs livestreams, Iâve seen guys leeching off rich women and girls cheating and abandoned, making me lose hope in love! Of course, if my girlfriend were YueâEr, that would be different."
"Iâm hopeless too! I eagerly await consolation from the lovely YueâEr..."
After listening, Lu Heng gently nodded.
Since witnessing the "transformation" of Elder Song and those three Sect Leaders, he no longer easily trusts others.
"YueâEr, to do a reading here, the person needs to be present."
"Where is your elder now?"
Lu Heng asked softly.
"Taoist, that elder isnât with me right now."
"But I know where his house is, Iâll go there right away..."
With that, Xiongxiong YueâEr immediately stood up and hurried out the door.
Eager to help others!