Chapter 123 - 121: You Reap What You Sow

"Heaven’s sins can still be defied."

"Self-inflicted sins cannot allow you to live!"

Lu Heng shook his head lightly and sighed.

Seeing Sixth Uncle lying there like that, Xiongxiong Yue’Er was utterly shocked.

She quickly grabbed her phone and dialed the emergency number.

Then, full of curiosity, she asked, "Dao... Daoist priest, is this your doing?"

"I’m not an Immortal, how could I possibly do that?"

Lu Heng shook his head with a faint smile in response.

"Then what happened to him?"

Xiongxiong Yue’Er blinked her big eyes, full of confusion.

Without thinking, Lu Heng replied directly, "Probably due to long-term alcoholism coupled with excessive emotional agitation, resulting in a brain hemorrhage."

"If he’s lucky enough to be saved, I’m afraid the next few years will be spent lying in bed."

"If he’s not saved, well then, that’s easier. Just burn him and find a random place to bury him..."

"Evil will be punished! Evil will be punished!"

Xiongxiong Yue’Er grumbled with satisfaction.

No one likes having their kindness taken advantage of.

She pursed her lips and said apologetically, "I’m sorry, Daoist priest, I’ve troubled you."

"I originally thought he was just a pitiful old man looking for his son, I didn’t expect things to turn out this way..."

The lively and cute Xiongxiong Yue’Er was now crestfallen and deeply disappointed.

Lu Heng smiled faintly, unconcerned, and said, "Why apologize? You meant well."

The viewers were quite satisfied seeing Sixth Uncle comatose from a brain hemorrhage!

And when they saw the guilt-ridden face of Xiongxiong Yue’Er, they felt sorry for this dark-skinned little sister, so they sent messages to comfort her.

"Wife, you need not blame yourself, who knew this old rascal was so good at storytelling and acting?"

"Exactly, I too was fooled by his story before, truly despicable!"

"Thinking back to being taken for a fool by the old guy, it’s simply too embarrassing!"

"If it weren’t for the Daoist priest, who knows how many more people’s kindness would have been exploited by this old bastard."

"Yue’Er, be strong!"

"Wife, actually what you did today is very meaningful, it made us all understand not to easily trust superficial appearances."

"Hello Miss Xiongxiong Yue’Er! I’m from the brand of the stockings you’re wearing. It seems these stockings aren’t suitable for you, so we invite you to participate in our new exchange program! You can send your worn stockings to us, and we’ll send you new ones for free, and with free shipping too!"

"Oh my, whose abacus is this, throwing beads at my face?"

"This old bastard is good, no sooner does he sleep than he goes to sleep."

"I hope he sleeps and never wakes up, goes straight to King Yama to sign in and report!"

"That’s too easy on him, he should be fully paralyzed, neglected, and slowly die of thirst and hunger..."

After comforting Xiongxiong Yue’Er, the viewers suddenly started to worry about their beloved Daoist priest.

"What if this old rascal didn’t die and goes to court to sue our Daoist priest?"

"With this old guy’s personality, very likely!"

"Does the Daoist priest need to bear legal responsibility then?"

"I doubt it! The Daoist priest merely stated some facts, he didn’t deliberately slander the old bastard."

"Yes, the old bastard was angry when his true face was revealed and did himself in, how could that be blamed on the Daoist priest?"

"Isn’t there a rule that one would be liable for infringement only if they infringe upon someone else’s civil rights due to fault?"

"I believe the Daoist priest neither insulted nor hit anyone, there’s no fault on his part!"

"The Daoist priest is a good person, he kindly warned the old bastard about the risk of sudden death before!"

After discussing, everyone felt that the Daoist priest probably won’t bear any legal responsibility, and couldn’t help but breathe a sigh of relief.

And once relaxed, their imaginations ran wild.

"Do you think this old bastard really has a brain hemorrhage?"

"Who knows? Only a hospital examination can determine the result."

"Since the broadcast started, the Daoist priest has shown almost infallible skills, any guesses on what other abilities he might have?"

"The Daoist priest just warned that old guy, and the next moment the guy did himself in! Could this be the legendary Verbal Curse Technique?"

"Affecting someone from miles away with just a few words?"

"Hiss... Such a curse technique, truly terrifying!"

"Daoist priest, I’m your loyal fan! Please use the Verbal Curse Technique to curse my brother to grow twenty centimeters taller!"

"Is this brother of yours just an ordinary brother?"

"Daoist priest, I’m also your loyal fan! Please perform the Verbal Curse Technique to help me get promoted, become a general manager, become CEO, marry a wealthy and beautiful woman, and reach my life’s peak!"

"Daoist priest, I won’t say much, please curse my personal assets to surge by ten billion!"

"Daoist priest, I’m not greedy, the requests of the three gentlemen above, you can casually add them to me!"

Seeing these silly fans’ comments, even the somewhat downcast Xiongxiong Yue’Er couldn’t help but laugh.

As for Lu Heng, he was speechless, shaking his head, "This humble Daoist knows no Verbal Curse Technique."

"Everything just now was merely a coincidence!"

At this moment, Xiongxiong Yue’Er heard the sound of an ambulance siren from outside.

"Daoist priest, the ambulance seems to have arrived!"

"I’ll go offline for now!"

"Goodbye, Daoist priest!"

Xiongxiong Yue’Er led the medical personnel into the room, waving goodbye as she did.

"Goodbye, little friend Yue’Er!"

Lu Heng nodded slightly and ended the call.

Seeing Xiongxiong Yue’Er’s pretty face disappear from the livestream, the viewers couldn’t help but feel a bit wistful.

"The moment Yue’Er went offline, I felt like I just experienced a breakup!"

"Saying goodbye is low EQ, saying good night is high EQ, and I want Yue’Er to hide in my arms!"

"There aren’t many girls who move my heart in this world, Yue’Er is the 16th one today..."

"Swipe across and you’ve dated, look and you’ve loved, swipe away and you’ve broken up, goodbye my ex-girlfriend!"

"Making rhymes at the tip of your tongue, are you preparing for exams?"

"Everyone clear the way, I’ve been irritable these days, let them drink to their fill!"

"Yue’Er is great in every way, it’s just a pity she’s not a boy (damn it, why isn’t she a boy! Roar, run, fall, get up, pound chest, pant...)"

"Why are there so many gay people in our livestream room?"

"You just realized? The earliest fans of the Daoist priest all came from Hu’s livestream room!"

"Yeah, Hu’s livestream room, those who know, know!"

"Always saying there’s more wolves than meat, now these wolves want to eat wolves!"

"Mom, the people in this livestream room are scary!"

Lu Heng was preparing to find the second lucky viewer for tonight.

But just then, a system prompt suddenly sounded.

[System Notification: The host has successfully altered the Heavenly Dao, currently absorbing Life Span, please check later...]

"The notification came so quickly?"

"Could it be that the old scoundrel kicked the bucket?"

He glanced at the system interface, the Life Span points, previously at 23, had now increased to 48!

My goodness!

With the old scoundrel’s death, it seems quite a few destinies have been altered!