"Ahem!"
Watching this group of quirky, digressing viewers, Lu Heng cleared his throat, capturing everyoneâs attention.
"Good evening, friends!"
"Tonight, weâre still doing live fortune-telling."
"As per the usual rule, weâll select two lucky viewers..."
The viewers in the live room were all long-time fans.
As soon as Lu Heng finished speaking, everyone started sending gifts.
Soon, five minutes passed.
After Lu Heng called for a stop, he clicked the draw button.
In the blink of an eye, two lucky viewers for tonight were selected.
He glanced at the two and smiled, "Letâs congratulate âSister Matchaâ and âUnlucky Bearâ for being tonightâs lucky viewers!"
The viewers in the live room, seeing this, immediately joined in and started making a fuss.
"Letâs congratulate these two lucky viewers on becoming tonightâs victims!"
"Iâm ready to laugh; Iâm just not sure what this duo will bring us!"
"Sigh! As the master grows more famous, fewer viewers dare to stir up fun!"
"Family scandals shouldnât be aired! Even if they suspect being cheated on, who would dare confess in front of so many people?"
"Itâs normal, after all. Initially, everyone didnât know the masterâs abilities, so it was mostly in jest."
"Yes, once everyone understood the masterâs skills, they had to be more restrained, or theyâd become an online joke!"
"Boohoo... I live off the antics of these daring viewers!"
"No rush, whether or not they dare to stir up fun, whoever the master picks will bring us joy!"
"Guys and gals, Iâm feeling a bit down lately! I suspect my son might actually be my wifeâs ex-boyfriendâs son."
"Wow! Just when they said no confessions, here it comes!"
"For real? Bro, donât tease us with this!"
"More than half a month ago, I heard my wife tell my son to call someone else dad. And that person is my wifeâs ex."
"Get a paternity test, check if heâs biologically yours. If not, divorce her."
"Even if he is yours, divorce is a must! Your wife thinks about others; who can tolerate that?"
"I really donât want a paternity test, afraid itâll hurt the relationship between her and our child. Plus, her ex is kind of my friend, frequenting my shop and losing money to me playing cards."
"Seriously, bro, youâre not divorcing? Do you have a thing for this kind of betrayal?"
"Recently, Iâve been thinking, if I take it seriously, this family might fall apart. But if I turn a blind eye, I get to use his money, sleep with his wife, and discipline his kid. Seems like I still come out ahead!"
"Bro, you have a very clear perspective on life!"
"So carefree! Though this all sounds like a joke."
"Appetizers are over, now I declare... the fun party officially begins tonight!"
Lu Heng, looking at the comments on the screen, was speechless.
This quirky bunch of viewers can easily go off-topic.
"Letâs welcome our first lucky viewer tonightâSister Matcha!"
After speaking, he sent a request to connect to Sister Matcha.
Soon, the connection request was accepted.
With a slight shake in the image, a girl with long black hair appeared in the live room.
The girl looked young, seemingly not yet twenty.
Her long, black hair flowed down like a waterfall on her shoulders, her face slightly chubby, with delicate features, deep and bright eyes, and her smile was as warm as a spring breeze.
At first glance, she may not be stunning, but she was very pleasant.
"Master, good evening!"
"I never thought Iâd be picked!"
The girl gave a sweet smile, revealing two small dimples.
She gently pressed her hands against her chest, her eyes filled with excitement and thrill.
Just like a fan meeting their idol.
This scene immediately made the viewers howl, once again starting the âcall for wifeâ mode.
"Iâve waited 25 years to finally meet you! Allow me to call you... wife!"
"Isnât that cheeky? Can you not call my girlfriend your wife, thank you!"
"My beloved, Iâm your mysterious hubby whom youâve never met!"
"I was carrying a bag of oysters, walking down the street, then the bag burst, and the oysters fell into the mud. Turns out oysters do like mud..."
"Fell into the dirt, maybe itâs an earth-mud oyster?"
"Hey girl, I see a shadow over your face; why not exchange numbers so I can help you with your fortune?"
"No need for that, the abacus already hit me in the face!"
"So early, I wanted to rant wildly, but fear exposure, the grades would plunge, making summer scorching like Septemberâs skybound warmth, and winter bitter cold akin to the far northâs depths. Moreover, decline admission scores that shatter studentsâ hopes, but still, heart is unsatisfied."
"Hmph! Just started cooling down, letting you off the hook for now!"
"You lustful folks are disgusting, but I like such girls too. Can I have a chance?"
"Miss, upon seeing you, I fell into the river of love uncontrollably!"
"Damn! Every time you see a beauty, you fall into the river of love, how come it doesnât drown you?"
Lu Heng responded with a smile, "Little friend, good evening to you too!"
"What do you want to know tonight?"
Upon hearing this, Sister Matchaâs slightly chubby face blushed slightly.
Making her appear even cuter.
While the jesters started beating their chests in regret.
A girl suddenly blushing, itâs obvious whatâs going on!
Sure enough, Sister Matcha shyly said, "Master, I want to ask you about love tonight."
Then she slightly lowered her blushing face and spoke softly, "I just graduated from high school this year and got into a dream university."
"On the first day of school, I accidentally lost my phone, I was so anxious I cried."
"But soon after, a senior found me, saying he found my phone in the cafeteria."
"He isnât particularly handsome, but he has a manly charm and is very gentle and caring."
"I wanted to treat him to a meal as thanks but he politely refused."
"He meets my boyfriend criteria, so I tried actively pursuing him."
"Not long after, I added him on WeChat."
"We really enjoyed talking, found each other congenial, and heâs very caring, always looking out for me."
"But for some reason, in reality, thereâs still this strange sense of unfamiliarity and distance between us..."