"Iām dying laughing! Every girl who got scammed has a different reaction!"
"Iām laughing so hard my jawās about to dislocate. People still believe that scumbag is faithful!"
"See? To keep a girl, you gotta have a CPU!"
"That sea kingās brainwashing skills are seriously strong. No wonder he can juggle so many relationships at once."
"The last girl was the best, though. As soon as she found out she was tricked, she went straight to scratch the scumbagās face."
"Who would have thought, among the scammed girls, two of them are fans of the Old Daoist. Counting Jiang, that makes three."
"Out of eleven girls, three are from our chat. Looks like the Old Daoistās fame is really spreading!"
"Speaking from experience here, I advise our female friends to keep their eyes open when dating, stay sharp, and avoid getting scammed by scumbags and sea kings."
"Donāt be like Jiang, silly and clueless. If you donāt like him, donāt agree to date him just because heās attentive."
"If you donāt like someone, just say it outright. Donāt make it all ambiguous."
"To help our female friends avoid getting scammed by scumbags, why not choose the male friends from our chat first? Honest and reliable, not too sneaky, just a bit of an introvert..."
"What the heck are you blabbering about? Who said Iām an introvert? Iām clearly an extrovert!"
"Extroverts are easy to spot, but sneaky ones are hard to defend against!"
"Those poor ladies, getting scammed by the same sea king!"
"Yeah, I feel sorry for them too. So, Iām willing to offer my body to comfort these deceived ladies!"
"I, with my grand height of seven feet, am also willing to selflessly offer myself to these ladies!"
"Move aside, let me go first!"
Seeing these comments on the stream, Jiang laughed along foolishly.
She had none of the shame a deceived person should have, as if she was just an onlooker.
This made Lu Heng quite speechless.
He asked again, "Young Friend Jiang, you have everything sorted here, right?"
Hearing this, Jiang snapped back to reality.
"Iām really sorry, Old Daoist!"
"I got too absorbed in reading the comments just now, wasted a bit of your time..."
She then remembered she was in the middle of a stream, and quickly apologized to Lu Heng.
"No problem!"
Lu Heng waved it off.
"Old Daoist, Iām all good here, so Iāll log off now."
"Thanks so much for tonight!"
"If it wasnāt for you, things would have turned really bad for me in the future!"
Jiang thanked him hurriedly again.
"Young Friend Jiang, thinking things through in the future will be beneficial."
Lu Heng advised her.
Who could blame this silly Jiang?
"Got it! Old Daoist, I will remember!"
Jiang nodded firmly, sent five cloud-piercing arrows, and ended the stream.
Watching Jiangās disappearing figure, the viewers were reluctant to part.
"Goodbye, my silly wife!"
"A bit silly, but very cute!"
"Hope Jiang finds a good man in the future, and doesnāt get tricked by another scumbag sea king."
"Leave it to me! Iāll definitely treat her well."
"During this intermission, letās have a little fun... If there was a three-day power outage, and you could choose three from the following, what would you choose? 1. A beauty! 2. A phone! 3. A power bank! 4. Air conditioning! 5. 500 bucks! 6. Ice cream! 7. WIFI! 8. A bed! 9. A cold shower!"
"Choose, choose, choose. If I choose, can I have it? Iād choose 1, 4, 8!"
"Itās a power outage, dude, whatās the use of 4? Iād rather go with 1, 5, 8!"
"Do we have to pick a bed? Whatās wrong with the floor?"
"Master, I see the light! 1+1+1!"
"No need for three days, youāll be done in half a day."
"1, 8, 9, I know how to manage myself."
"Iām choosing 1, 8, and 9 too, gotta take a shower afterward, right?"
"Sorry, the beauty is battery-operated. No power, no movement."
"1, 1, 1, I can handle three in a day!"
"Haha! Itās just a three-minute thing, and you think youāre so capable..."
Seeing these comments, Lu Heng couldnāt help but chuckle.
He glanced at the name of the second lucky viewer, and with a smile, said, "The first lucky viewer for tonight is done."
"Now, itās time for the second lucky viewer."
"Letās welcome - Soft and Cute Bunny!"
As soon as he finished speaking, he sent a streaming invitation to this second lucky viewer.
Soon, the second lucky viewer accepted and appeared in the chat room.
Everyone was stunned when this viewer appeared.
"Damn! Soft and Cute Bunny, with such a cute name, isnāt a female viewer?"
"Back when I played games, I always ran into āgirlā accounts like this! Didnāt expect to find one in the Daoistās stream..."
"Iām speechless too! Thought itād be another cute sis like Jiang, but it turned out to be a burly dude."
"Damn! I thought it was a girl too!"
"Bro, is that your girlfriendās account?"
"Quick, call your girlfriend out, we need to cleanse our eyes."
"A man with such a flirty name, whatās his deal?"
"Guess what heās trying to do?"
"Could it be heās the legendary flirtć?"
"Little buddy, judging by your name, youāve deceived quite a few innocent young men, huh?"
"Once upon a time, I too was naively deceived, until a video call revealed a greasy, stubbly face and an insolent grin. My heart was shattered!"
"You got off easy! At least that guy was just having fun, didnāt scam you out of cash."
"True! I got scammed for over a thousand bucks by a burly dude using a āgirlā account, itās heartbreaking."
"Indeed, the brothers in this chat have led extraordinary lives!"
No wonder the viewers were so sarcasticāLu Heng himself didnāt expect this āSoft and Cute Bunnyā to be a man!
This guy with an adorable name turned out to be a rough dude, hard to accept at first.
"Greetings, Old Daoist!"
"Hello, friends!"
After successfully streaming, "Soft and Cute Bunny" immediately waved to greet Lu Heng and the viewers.
Tonightās second lucky viewer had a female name but was male, looking around twenty-three or twenty-four.
The young guy had thick eyebrows and large eyes. Though not handsome, he looked pleasant, giving off a bright and cheerful vibe.
"Hello to you too, young friend!"
Lu Heng smiled faintly, then asked, "How should we address you?"
"Old Daoist, my last name is Shen, just call me Xiao Shen!"
"Soft and Cute Bunny" replied with a grin.