Chapter 479 - 477: Help Me, Please!

Smiles don’t disappear, they just move from one person’s face to another.

At this moment, Chu’s face showed a grief-stricken expression, but the viewers were all laughing, laughing so hard they couldn’t keep their legs together.

"Hahaha! I’m dying of laughter! I’m laughing so hard I can’t catch my breath!"

"Chu, Chu, can I interview you about how you feel right now?"

"Goodness! This is like a roller coaster, up and down, so thrilling!"

"Chu’s face-changing skills are quite something too!"

"Before, he was laughing in triumph, so why does he look like crying now?"

"Chu, where’s your triumph? Your smugness? Your smug triumph?"

"Our old Taoist master really is a muckraker in the streaming world!"

"The effect of this show, who wouldn’t be impressed?"

"Buddy, since you’re destined to be lonely all your life, you might as well completely stay away from women starting now!"

"Namo Amitabha Buddha! Being a monk suits Chu best!"

"Chu, I reckon you might as well just cut off your desires altogether!"

"You guys are so mean! But I like it!"

"I’m just saying, can’t you all wish for Chu to have a better life?"

"Chu, listen to your uncle: women are beyond your grasp, let your uncle handle it, he can manage!"

"Those women will only make you miserable! But luckily you still have me as your big brother! As your older brother, I’m willing to selflessly take on this misfortune for you!"

"We’re all people from Dragon Country, we should help each other, let me handle it!"

"Hey, you’re all older brothers, let this little brother do it!"

"What joy is there in life, what sorrow in death? Let me bear the misfortune for everyone!"

"Damn, you guys are truly shameless!"

Seeing the viewer’s comments, Chu felt like crying but had no tears.

You bunch of jerks, not comforting me is one thing, but you even kick me when I’m down!

Chu, with a long face, pleaded to Lu Heng: "Old Taoist master, I really don’t want to die lonely in the future!"

"I’d rather not have those four marriages or those dozen girlfriends."

"Just one wife and a few kids would be enough."

"Old Taoist master, please have mercy, help me!"

As a normal person, who would like to end up alone and die lonely in old age?

Just thinking about his tragic future made Chu shiver uncontrollably.

"Young Friend Chu, actually, changing a predetermined future is not difficult!"

"As long as you make changes now, your future will change accordingly!"

Lu Heng, having seen Chu’s future, naturally knew where the boy’s problems lay.

"Old Taoist master, please give me some guidance!"

"My head is a mess right now, I don’t know what’s the best course of action."

"Rest assured, I will definitely follow your guidance to change myself..."

Chu replied with genuine sincerity.

"Since you’ve said this much, let me simply point out your flaws!"

Lu Heng found Chu’s statement satisfactory.

He gently stroked his long beard and slowly began: "First, young friend, you are too promiscuous!"

"In the future, although you won’t love every person you meet, it’ll be pretty close."

"Your reckless emotions result in you having multiple marriages and numerous girlfriends, but never a satisfactory love story."

"If you can change your promiscuity, your future will certainly have a better outcome."

"Promiscuous?"

After listening, Chu thought carefully and realized he did have a tendency to like whoever he met.

Just in two years of college, he had liked eight or nine girls.

Although he hadn’t confessed to these girls, it still showed how peculiar he was in terms of love.

After much thought, Chu nodded quickly, saying: "Old Taoist master, rest assured!"

"I will definitely get rid of this bad habit of being promiscuous, and from now on I’ll be committed and not be three-hearted or two-minded, eyeing the pot while eating from the bowl!"

"Very good!"

Lu Heng nodded and continued: "Secondly, young friend, you should change your lazy and sloppy habits!"

"In the next two years of college, laziness and sloppiness will gradually become your habits."

"Even in the decades after, you will never be able to get rid of these two bad habits."

"In your first marriage, although your relationship with your wife was good, she couldn’t tolerate your sloppiness."

"For this reason, your first marriage ended unsuccessfully."

"And in your third marriage, your wife couldn’t stand your laziness and after many quarrels, it ended in divorce."

"If you can change your laziness and sloppiness, the future will be different."

"Lazy? Sloppy?"

After hearing Lu Heng’s words, Chu looked at the dirty clothes on his bed.

Goodness!

These clothes and pants hadn’t been washed in two to three months.

If it weren’t winter now, these clothes and pants might have gone bad.

Then he glanced at the pile of instant ramen bowls under his bed, stacked high.

This was also the result of months of accumulation.

Even though there was a garbage bin downstairs, he was too lazy to take the trash out.

Thinking of his three roommates who didn’t want to return to the dormitory, he seemed to understand something.

After hearing Lu Heng’s advice, the viewers nodded in agreement.

"Chu, I’m not trying to be mean, but you’re way too sloppy!"

"Can’t you wash those dirty clothes regularly?"

"I can smell a rancid odor even through the screen!"

"I’ve smelled the stinky foot odor long ago!"

"Stop staying up late looking at study materials, those pimples on your face won’t go away anytime soon."

"The Taoist master’s advice is very reasonable, single viewers in the stream should also learn from it."

"I just don’t get it, with Chu being like this, how does he even get a girlfriend?"

"Right! He’s so lazy and sloppy, yet he got married four times and had over a dozen girlfriends, is there no justice?"

"Absolutely no justice! Lucky for him, he’s destined to be alone in the future, otherwise, I’d be jealous."

"You guys think Chu’s three roommates found girlfriends and don’t return to the dormitory because of this?"

"No kidding! Who would like a dorm room that smells like stinky feet?"

"And the rancid smell from clothes not being washed for a long time, and the stench from trash not being thrown away!"

"Damn! Those instant ramen bowls stacked together have grown green mold, and he still doesn’t throw them out?"

"Chu, make an effort to change! Even your brothers can’t bear to watch!"

Seeing the viewer comments, Chu nodded vigorously like a chicken pecking at rice.

With a serious expression, he promised: "Old Taoist master, and all the big brothers in the stream..."

"Rest assured, I will change right now!"

"After this streaming session ends, I’ll do a big cleanup..."