Chapter 529 - 527: The Problem with the Child

Hearing Lu Heng talk up to this point, the viewers in the stream all went pale.

"Damn! I can only shout damn! A sister-obsessed leech is scary enough, but a bootlicker with no bottom line is even more terrifying."

"This is so f*cking 6! The woman says she wants a house, and he just transfers a whole apartment to her family? She wants a car, and he just buys one?"

"I think this simp isn’t just Han, his parents are simps too!"

"Yeah, whenever Han didn’t agree, wasn’t it always his parents who forced him to agree?"

"What house, what car, what could be more important than the precious first grandson in the eyes of old folks?"

"With such parents and such a wife, Han, you’re really f*cking awesome!"

"I honestly didn’t want to say this, didn’t want to make things worse for you, bro. After all, it’s your own family’s business, outsiders shouldn’t run their mouths. But I really can’t hold it back anymore, I’m this old and I still can’t keep my cool... I gotta say it: this is all because your whole family spoiled her!"

"Exactly, the woman’s been spoiled rotten, push an inch, take a mile!"

"Han, I suggest you go to the hospital and do a paternity test! I feel like your last name isn’t Han, it’s A. The A from ATM!"

"Dearie, the suggestion from this side is: best not to split up, suggestion is to hard-lock it, just endure it for this lifetime and it’ll be over!"

"This woman is way too freaky, right?"

"Most sister-obsessed leeches I’ve seen aren’t even this scary!"

"This has got to be the legendary Ultimate Sister-Leech, right?"

"Everyone really called it right, this isn’t marrying a wife at all, it’s literally carrying a living ancestor back home!"

"A house, a car, all the savings on top of that, all I can say is... Han, you’re really loaded!"

"I finally get it now, the baby in that woman’s belly is basically a death talisman, specifically here to suck your whole family’s life dry!"

"The kid’s not even born yet and one apartment plus one car are already gone. When the baby’s actually born, what else do they expect?"

Watching the chat explode, Han’s face turned greener and greener.

He hadn’t expected that in the future the woman’s family would be this over the top!

Even more unexpected, his own family in the future would actually agree to everything they asked!

Transfer a house to her brother, buy her brother a car...

So they really just treated him like a walking ATM?

Even scarier, it was exactly like the viewers said: the child hadn’t even been born yet!

Once the kid was born, wouldn’t his whole family get milked dry?

In ancient times there was "holding the emperor hostage to command the feudal lords."

Now it’s the woman using the baby to blackmail his whole family!

Seeing Han’s face grow uglier by the second, Lu Heng gave a faint smile.

What’s wrong?

Cold sweat yet, you little simp?

Your real suffering is still ahead!

Let’s take our time and keep going...

Lu Heng gently stroked the long beard on his chin and continued unhurriedly, "In the following few months, the woman stayed at her parents’ home the whole time."

"To comfort the woman whose belly was getting bigger and bigger, you ran to her family’s place every day after work."

"After a few months of this, you successfully dropped twenty jin in weight."

"But the weight of the woman’s whole family successfully went up by twenty jin."

"One day, while you were at work in the office, the woman’s side suddenly called and said she had already given birth."

"You were really puzzled at the time. According to what she’d said, there were still nearly two weeks before her due date, so how did she suddenly give birth? Was it a premature delivery?"

"So you rushed straight to the maternity hospital you’d booked before, but after you went in and asked around, there was no record of her giving birth there."

"Confused, you hurriedly pulled out your phone and called the woman’s mother."

"Her mother said the woman delivered at another maternity hospital, not the one you’d made an appointment with."

"And after giving birth, since she couldn’t adapt to that hospital’s environment, she had no choice but to go back home."

"After hearing this, you were full of doubts, but you still rushed to the woman’s family home immediately."

"The moment you saw that newborn baby, all your doubts and confusion vanished."

"But when you picked the child up, you realized the baby didn’t look like a just-born newborn at all."

"When your paternal cousin had her child, you’d gone to see them, so you still had some impression of what newborns are supposed to look like."

"And you also noticed that the woman’s mental state was abnormally good; she looked completely different from your cousin right after she’d given birth."

"But since the child was already born, there shouldn’t be any problem... You comforted yourself like that in your heart."

At this point, Lu Heng paused for a moment.

He picked up the cup of water beside him again, took a sip of tea, and moistened his throat.

Han’s brows furrowed tighter and tighter as he listened, almost twisted into a rope.

He couldn’t help starting to think: if things really go like the old Daoist is saying, there’s definitely something wrong with this kid!

Where did this child come from?

Is he really his biological son?

If he isn’t, then where did the woman get the baby from?

Could her whole family even be involved in human trafficking?

More importantly, why would her family insist that a child that isn’t theirs is his child?

Just to permanently chain down this ATM?

By comparison, the viewers’ train of thought was much clearer, and their imagination obviously went way further.

"In this old man’s opinion, this kid is probably not Han’s!"

"In this humble monk’s opinion, this kid is definitely not Han’s!"

"In this poor Daoist’s opinion, this child has nothing to do with Han for sure!"

"Han, my condolences, please accept the reality!"

"We were just saying earlier the woman didn’t put a green hat on Han. Looking at it now, she straight-up planted an entire Green Grassland on his head!"

"Letting you raise another man’s child is them already ’giving you face’!"

"Boo hoo hoo... as long as you’re willing to stay with me and the child, we can even take your last name, okay?"

"Pah! You’re not worthy of his surname!"

"Simp dogs must die! No HOUSE for you!"

"Holy sh*t, did she hook up with some pretty boy while she was staying at her parents’ place?"

"There was a beam of light... in that moment... what pain, so piercingly bright..."

"Wow, what’s that light, it’s blinding!"

"It’s green! A shiny green light!"

"No no no! The old Daoist said it already, the woman’s state after childbirth wasn’t like a normal new mom at all!"

"What does that mean? Could it be she never gave birth at all?"

"If she didn’t give birth, then where did this child come from?"

"Wo ni ma, don’t tell me she paid someone to buy the kid!"

"666666! We’ve escalated all the way to child trafficking now?"

"Heh! To completely tie down Han the ATM, her whole family really will stop at nothing!"

"If she didn’t actually give birth, then the pregnancy from the start was fake too?"

"Damn it all, if you calculate it like that, the apartment and car Han gave away in the future were basically just gifts for nothing?"

"So Han and his parents are basically going to be schemed to death by her whole family?"