Chapter 533 - 531: Old Yang

His eyes were sunken, devoid of any life, as if he had lost interest in the world around him.

They should have been a bright brown, but now they had become dull and lifeless, revealing disappointment and fatigue.

The corners of his mouth drooped slightly, carrying a hint of heavy sorrow and helplessness, as if burdened with too many worries.

As soon as Lu Heng saw this second lucky viewer, he could guess that something major had befallen him.

Otherwise, how could he be so dejected?

The audience, too, shared the sentiment.

After all, they had seen several people just as downcast before.

If not a breakup, then it was a lost child.

Anyway, one was more negative and depressed than the other.

"Bro, what’s up?"

"If there’s something bothering you, Bro, tell us so we can all have a laugh!"

"Seeing Bro so down, there must be a reason for it!"

"Bro’s so dejected, he must have met something really discouraging."

"I see him so listless, there absolutely must be a reason why he’s so listless!"

"Listening to you is like listening to an old saying!"

"Are you just spouting nonsense here?"

"No, no, no, it should be ’listening to you wasted three minutes’!"

"Based on my long experience watching the Immortal Taoist’s livestreams, Bro isn’t unlucky enough to be cheated on, is he?"

"No way, Bro’s kind of dejection doesn’t look like he’s been cheated on!"

"In the past, those with Green Grassland on their heads, weren’t they all angry?"

"I feel, ah, the way Bro looks now, he’s more like those viewers who lost their kids."

"It does seem a bit like it, they’re all just as lonely and dejected."

"Bro, cheer up. If a son is gone, you can have another! If a wife is gone, you can marry again!"

"Cool, brother! Being heartless and ruthless is the theme, right?"

"Bro, actually, you don’t need to be this dejected! You’ve been chosen by the Immortal Taoist, so what are you afraid of?"

"Yes, with the Immortal Taoist helping you sort things out, you should be excited and happy!"

"If I got picked by the Immortal Taoist, I’d damn well perform a pole dance right away..."

Seeing these comments scrolling across the screen, "CandyLover" forced a faint smile on his face.

Only, his smile was truly more pitiful than crying.

Luckily, there weren’t any children in the livestream room, otherwise, he might have scared them into tears.

He opened his mouth and said, "Thank you all for your concern!"

"I’m not even married, who’d put a hat on me?"

"As for any missing kids, that’s even more impossible!"

Hearing his explanation, the audience was collectively stunned.

"Whoa, what’s going on? You’re not married, no kids, so what are you so down about?"

"Exactly, what a waste of my emotions!"

"I thought it was another case of being cheated on, got all excited, then got splashed with cold water."

"Same here, I thought he’d lost a son or daughter, maybe there’d be some drama to unfold."

"Wow, you guys really don’t wish for him to be better, huh!"

"You guys are something else! You’ve left even the pandas without bamboo to eat."

"So the question is, if it’s not about wife and kids, why is Bro so melancholy?"

"Bro, just accept it! Cancer or something, even the Immortal Taoist can’t cure that."

"Bro, you’re nearly forty, right? And still not married? Is there some unspoken issue?"

"I’m not saying, but the Immortal Taoist isn’t a doctor! If there’s an unspoken issue, go to a hospital and see a specialist!"

"Yes, yes, yes, don’t ever believe the ads on telephone poles!"

"Damn, when you put it that way, I remember those all-cure military doctors from back then!"

"I don’t know why, but it’s been a long time since I’ve seen those ads from the military doctors."

"True, those dog skin plaster ads are all gone now."

"Don’t mention it, just last week I caught an old man posting illegal ads under the guise of a ’military doctor’, claiming to cure various diseases, and he was arrested by city enforcement that very night."

"666666! Looks like the ’military doctor’ business isn’t easy either!"

"Since everyone said so, Bro should hurry up and get to a hospital!"

"Don’t ignore the illness, see the doctor!"

After reading these comments from the jokester viewers, "CandyLover" was completely speechless.

Can’t you guys wish me well, a little?

What’s with being cheated on or losing a kid?

Now you’ve created some supposed unspoken issue...

So unless something happens to me, you really can’t rest easy?

"Dear friends, I don’t have any unspoken issues."’

"If I do get sick, I’ll go see a doctor myself, so no need to worry, everyone."

"CandyLover" reiterated once more.

Seeing his earnest attempt to dispel rumors, Lu Heng nearly burst out laughing.

A rare sight indeed for such a serious viewer!

This "CandyLover" and the other jokester viewers in the livestream were like two different styles!

"Ahem!"

Lu Heng habitually cleared his throat, drawing everyone’s attention to him.

Then, he slowly said, "Young Friend, how should I address you?"

"Greetings, Immortal Taoist!"

"I’m called Yang Qing, but everyone calls me Old Yang."

"However, here, you can just call me ’Yang’."

"CandyLover" promptly replied upon hearing this.

Lu Heng nodded slightly and continued, "Young Friend Yang, what would you like to know tonight?"

Yang Qing licked his lips, a look of embarrassment on his face.

After a moment of silence, he replied sheepishly, "Immortal Taoist, I’d like you to help me foresee my future love life!"

"To be honest, I just had another failed blind date."

"The woman sent me a message, saying I’m a nice person, just too old, and we’re not a good match."

Upon hearing Yang Qing’s answer, the audience couldn’t help but laugh aloud.

"I say, Old Yang, how many times have you gone on blind dates?"

"At your age, you must have been on quite a few, right? How come you’re still so shy?"

"At your age and still so shy! I guess you don’t get it at all!"

"Get it, get what?"

"You want to know? I have some cool stuff in my room."

"Cool stuff, it’s a new game!"

"What new game, of course, it’s the Immortal Taoist’s live show! It’s more thrilling than a game!"

"Wrong lines, weren’t you going to teach me to ascend dua lang?"

"Hahaha, I can’t, I’m about to burst out laughing!"

"Old Yang, how many times have you failed at blind dating? Can you share some previous experiences for us to see?"

"I’m about to start blind dating too, looking for tips from Brother Yang!"

"Old Yang, what worry has a real man about not having a wife? Hang in there, welcome to the club of single nobles!"

"What worry about not having a wife? More like imprisonment of no wife..."