Chapter 564 - 562: Ugly Goes to Sleep First

After listening to Lu Heng’s story, the reactions from the audience were mixed.

No one expected that Old Zhu’s future would be so... dramatic!

"I really didn’t expect that Old Zhu didn’t get married until he was forty because of this reason."

"I also didn’t expect that Old Zhu and Old Zhang, those childhood friends, classmates, and buddies, would end with such a conclusion!"

"Everything that Old Zhu is going to encounter in the future is all because he’s too meddlesome!"

"Agreed! He should have completely severed ties with Old Zhang in that bar fight!"

"If he hadn’t meddled in Old Zhang’s messy business, he wouldn’t have ended up getting bashed and going to jail."

"Old Zhang might seem capable, but he’s actually someone with no ideas of his own."

"If he had any brains, he wouldn’t have been played by Xiaoli."

"That old master was right from the start, you must never fool around with Old Zhang in the future—he lacks any responsibility!"

"I really don’t understand why during the bar fight, when Old Zhu clearly got hurt taking the hit for him, Xiaoli managed to persuade him to block Old Zhu."

"On one hand, Xiaoli’s tactics are high level, on the other hand, Old Zhang is just brainless."

"I despise people like this! They drink a bit and start mumbling nonsense."

"If he really wanted to get rid of Xiaoli and her lover, why would he need Old Zhu to drag him back?"

"After all that drama, the guy simply acted it out for Old Zhu, but didn’t expect he’d act himself to death in the midst of it."

"It’s one thing for him to dig his own grave, he’s dragged Old Zhu down with him."

"No wonder people say Old Zhu is meddlesome! If he wanted to kill those illicit lovers, just let him try. See if he has the guts."

"If Old Zhu hadn’t pulled him back, he probably would have chickened out."

"Can’t even handle someone like Xiaoli, just playing around with our foolish Brother Zhu..."

Seeing everyone’s comments, Old Zhu felt a mix of emotions.

He didn’t expect his future to be so dramatic either.

From now until he ends up in prison, every mishap is inseparable from Old Zhang.

Although Old Zhang treats him well, his behavior in the future makes Old Zhu feel somewhat disheartened.

He can’t tell if a drunk Old Zhang would have the guts to actually kill those illicit lovers.

But judging from their years of friendship, Old Zhang did have an element of acting to him.

Unfortunately, he failed to see through it.

Otherwise, he wouldn’t have ended up in prison.

"Sigh!"

Thinking of this, Old Zhu couldn’t help but sigh.

He raised his head, looked at Lu Heng on the screen, and said in a solemn voice, "Old Master, don’t worry!"

"I certainly won’t fool around with Old Zhang anymore in the future."

"And I definitely won’t meddle in the matters between Old Zhang and Xiaoli."

"As long as you know!"

Lu Heng nodded slightly.

[System Alert: Host has successfully altered Heavenly Dao, currently absorbing Life Span, please check later...]

At the same time, the system prompt sound echoed in his ears.

From this moment, Old Zhu’s fate was already changed.

After that, Old Zhu expressed his gratitude with a lengthy speech.

Finally, he temporarily added funds, managing to send ten Cloud-Piercing Arrows.

Upon giving the gift, he respectfully bade farewell to Lu Heng and then disconnected the live link.

"The first lucky audience member has been accounted for. Now, let’s invite tonight’s second lucky audience member—’You’re Ugly, You Sleep First’!"

As Lu Heng spoke, he was searching for the second lucky audience member.

Once he found them, he immediately sent a live link invitation.

Shortly after, the invitation was accepted.

With a shake of the camera, two girls in their mid-twenties appeared in the live room.

The girl on the left had short hair, with a round and glossy face, cheeks slightly flushed, seemingly very excited.

Her eyes were bright and large, radiating endless liveliness.

Her smile was warm yet genuine, like sunlight that brightens everyone around.

The girl on the right had long hair draped over her shoulders, black and shiny like the night.

Her features were delicate and defined, exuding a captivating charm.

With bright eyes clear as stream water.

Her slightly curved red lips hinted at a playful smile.

As these two girls appeared in the live room, the audience couldn’t help but howl in excitement.

"Huh? How did my wife suddenly turn into two?"

"Two wives to choose from, I’ll take the one on the left, a bit plump is perfect!"

"Then I’ll settle for the long-haired beauty on the right!"

"Only kids make choices, adults choose all of them!"

"Kids want so much, those with experience know it’s overwhelming!"

"No, kids are the ones for exclusivity, adults know the more pretty girls, the better!"

"I’m really impressed! Can you guys stop calling my wife your wife, okay?"

"Correction, I’m not old!"

"Alright, little horny one!"

"If we can’t call them wives, what should we call them?"

"Hello, female primates!"

"You’re killing me, other comments are okay, but when I saw yours, I burst out laughing!"

"Female... benefactor? Doesn’t seem quite right, does it?"

"Two women that you’ve just met, and you’re already fighting over them like this. What’s in your heads? Filthy! I’m just commenting to advise you guys not to be tempted by vulgar things, learn to control yourselves... Also, don’t have inappropriate thoughts about my wife!"

"Darn, can you guys stop making dirty jokes about my wife, it’s really annoying!"

"I’ll send you ten bottles of aged baijiu and fifty pounds of cefaloridine, enough for you to handle!"

"Running out of peaches?"

"It’s not even time yet, and you’re already dreaming?"

"Ahem, ahem..."

Seeing this group of silly viewers going crazy, Lu Heng hurriedly cleared his throat.

After temporarily halting this horny group of viewers, he smiled and said, "Good evening, young friends!"

"Hello, Old Master!"

"We are both your loyal fans; we’ve been following you for several months now."

"Didn’t expect to be picked tonight, we’re so honored!"

The girl with short hair on the left spoke first.

Her cheeks were flushed pink; she was obviously both excited and thrilled.

"Mm-hmm-hmm!"

The long-haired girl beside her, although she didn’t say anything, was also nodding repeatedly, full of excitement.

My loyal followers are many indeed!

Upon hearing this, Lu Heng was quite satisfied.

Unhurriedly, he asked, "May I know how to address you, young friends?"