Fan Wubing asked, "Did you really not abduct someone from a prominent family in the Capital City?"
Liu Qingqing sneered, "Do I need to? If money can solve it, why bother wasting effort? Stand outside, sprinkle Spirit Stones, and watch how many cultivators come crawling with open mouths like dogs. Donât judge the materialistic Shangjing Immortal Dynasty with your monk-like Cultivator mindset. Do you know the cultivation level and beauty of the top courtesan at Changning Cityâs finest brothel, the Illusion Immortal Tower?"
"What cultivation level?" Fan Wubing swallowed.
The Anger Demon Lord curled his lips, "Men really start wagging their tails at the mention of such things."
Liu Qingqing said, "A Fourth-Tier Tribulation Immortal, fifth on the Immortal Beauty Rankings, the fifth most beautiful in the world!"
"A Fourth-Tier Tribulation Immortal selling herself?" Fan Wubing was dumbfounded.
Liu Qingqing said, "Can you afford her? Sheâs not only the top courtesan but also a stakehold, the boss lady. The girls below her are all top-notch divine beauties, mastered in a wonderfully unique Dual Cultivation Technique, their spiritual connection reaches the heavens. One session brings a yearâs joy."
"This..." Fan Wubing criticized, "Thatâs too vulgar! By the way, where can I see this Immortal Beauty Rankings?"
The Anger Demon Lord and Liu Qingqing both rolled their eyes, expressing disdain towards him.
Only Jiang Sha, who cherished Fan Wubing, casually took out a scroll and handed it to him.
Fan Wubing eagerly opened it to see.
The Enchanting Demon Lord, who perished under the sword, was immediately in sight, ranked first.
He was stunned, "Isnât the Enchanting Demon Lord dead?"
Jiang Sha laughed, "Only we know sheâs dead, the outside world doesnât know yet."
The second position, Divine Phoenix Celestial Venerable.
Fan Wubingâs face immediately turned beet red, "Divine Phoenix Celestial Venerable is a woman?!"
Jiang Sha was surprised, "You just found out? A name with âPhoenixâ is unlikely to be a man, right?"
Fan Wubing suddenly felt a bit lost, his hand holding the Immortal Beauty Rankings trembled slightly.
He always thought "Divine Phoenix" was just an ordinary title, never caring to learn about the Divine Phoenix Celestial Venerable, instinctively believing such a powerful person must be a man.
"Itâs my stereotypical thinking..." Fan Wubingâs interest waned, and he became disinterested in the rest of the rankings until he saw Fu Manman at tenth place, causing him to exclaim, "What a bogus ranking, not worth looking at!"
My ManâEr is only ranked tenth? This is definitely a bogus ranking!
The Anger Demon Lord agreed, "Yes, totally a bogus ranking! A list where Slaughter Demon Lord canât be number one isnât worth considering, is it?"
The two rarely reached a consensus, and then they began to criticize the women on the Immortal Beauty Rankings, discussing which were ranked too high, which were too low, with eloquence.
Finally, they each created their own list,
The Anger Demon Lord placed Jiang Sha first, Liu Qingqing second, and himself third, randomly placing the rest, fully displaying his sycophantic nature.
Fan Wubing placed Fu Manman, Luo Qingyao, and Gu Lan tied for first, then Jiang Sha in second place. For the rest, except for removing the Divine Phoenix Celestial Venerable from the list, he kept it unchanged.
He still couldnât accept that Divine Phoenix Celestial Venerable was a woman.
After all, the blood flowing in him now is hers! Back then, the drop of blood Divine Phoenix Celestial Venerable left in the Fan Family Forbidden Land replaced all his blood.
And then,
Fan Wubing coughed awkwardly, asking, "So, is there an Immortal Men Rankings?"
The Anger Demon Lord exclaimed, "What a pervert!"
Fan Wubing immediately said, "I just want to see what place Iâm ranked at!"
"Doesnât that still make you a pervert?!"
Jiang Sha laughed, "Itâs not called Immortal Men Rankings, itâs called the Divine Being Rankings, plus, donât worry, the dead canât appear on the list."
"Thatâs true..."
The Anger Demon Lord taunted, "Even if people knew you were alive, you wouldnât make the top thousand."
"Youâre full of crap!" Fan Wubing swore, then brought out the full-length mirror, "Take a good look yourself, these eyes, this nose, this face, arenât they all top-level immortal looks?"
Liu Qingqing couldnât help but quietly ask, "Hall Master, are these two really reliable?"
Jiang Sha comfortably squinted his eyes, "Let them be, theyâre relaxing after not having a good day in the Southern Celestial Land, now they must unwind in the Immortal Continent."
"Alright then."
After strolling around Liu Qingqingâs top-tier manor all afternoon and experiencing this treasure trove brought by wealth, Fan Wubing couldnât help but click his tongue in wonder.
In the Immortal Continent, the saying truly holds: if it can be solved with money, itâs not a problem.
In the evening, Liu Qingqing found Fan Wubing in his courtyard.
Fan Wubing asked, "Whatâs the matter, Miss Liu?"
Knowing that her appearance only seemed old due to spending too much time with Jiang Sha, reducing her lifespan, she was not truly old due to her cultivation. So addressing her as "Miss" was certainly appropriate.
Liu Qingqing said, "I heard from the Hall Master that you were the one who extended my life last time. Such matters naturally require thanks in person."
"Itâs nothing," Fan Wubing said, "Youâve also helped me a lot. Besides, Jiang Sha seemed quite upset at the time, I wanted to comfort her."
Liu Qingqingâs gaze was complicated, "Being the only person able to consistently make the Hall Master smile, youâre the first."
"Really? I thought she just naturally liked to smile."
"Someone who sits in a wheelchair, how could she love to smile?"
Fan Wubing was quite happy, being able to affect someone as important as Jiang Sha, didnât that prove his excellence?
"Then Iâll strive to make her smile more."
Liu Qingqing paused, then shook her head, "Sometimes, I really canât figure you out. Clearly, you have capabilities that reach the heavens, yet youâre so pure."
Fan Wubing laughed, "Overthinking trivial matters only tires the soul."
"Thatâs true," Liu Qingqing said, "In the coming years, we probably wonât have much going on, so consider this your home."
"Several years? That long?"
Liu Qingqing said, "Years are merely a flick of a finger. It seems long because in the past, youâve done too much and never allowed yourself a proper rest. A cultivatorâs fatigue isnât something a mortalâs sleep can resolve."
Fan Wubing sighed, "Most of the time, I feel like time is chasing me, as if if I slowed even a little, something would consume me entirely."
"Haste makes waste," Liu Qingqing hesitated, "These words are whatâs the Hall Master wanted me to tell you."
Fan Wubing was taken aback, "Why didnât she tell me herself?"
Liu Qingqing shook her head, "I never speculate on the Hall Masterâs thoughts. If you want to guess, go ahead." As she walked away, she sang, "Walk around, explore, the Immortal Continent is a good place, worth investing a bit more time to understand. Thereâs plenty of fascinating people and enchanted places for you to see. Donât miss out and regret later~"
The last sentence was sung like a melody.
Fan Wubing stood in the moonlit night, lost in thought.
"Have I truly been too hasty? Perhaps thatâs why being by Jiang Shaâs side feels so comfortable... She never rushes me to do anything."
...
If the Shangjing Immortal Dynasty is a treasure land next to Central Spirit Mountain,
Then the Heaven-Questioning Sect is a peerless immortal land built directly on Central Spirit Mountain.
The Jade Pavilion Immortal Towers, scattered throughout the mountains, along with the pavilions and palaces, made Heaven-Questioning Sect look like another world. The mist floating in the mountains wasnât ordinary clouds, but the manifestation of the Immortal Spirit Qi, with purple aura soaring to the sky, proclaiming the unmatched fortune of the worldâs number one sect. The disciples there, both on the mountain and below, all seemed to have bright futures and great prospects.
At the center stood a single Immortal Peak, hosting only an Immortal Palace named the Divine Phoenix Hall.
In the Divine Phoenix Hall, there was only one person, known as the Venerable Divine Phoenix.
With her back to the door, she sat on a prayer mat, holding a transparent pen as she wrote something. Her long skirt of red-golden color flowed and spread on the ground, while her almost floor-length hair spread into a perfect fan shape.
At a certain moment, the space in front of her wavered like ripples, and a ranking list appeared.
Seeing the list, in which she should have been second, now completely altered, and "Divine Phoenix Celestial Venerable" not even on it, she fell into contemplation.
After a while, she picked up the transparent brush, erased Jiang Sha from second place, then added her name again, unapologetically placing it above the tied first place trio "Fu, Luo, Gu," squeezing them into the second place tie.
After another thought, she felt it inappropriate, and rewrote Jiang Shaâs name, placing it beside her as a tie for first place.
Then, she bowed her head, continuing to write with the pen. The title of the article she was writing was â
"A Heavenly Edict for the Masses to Punish the Ancient and Avenge the Present".