Chapter 97: Chapter 97: An Awkward Invitation
After checking on Luo Wei and Leleâs recoveries and finishing up two surgical reports, Yan Feifan went home to get more sleep.
He slept straight through until nearly six in the evening, when Yan Ziruo woke him up, telling him it was time for dinner.
After Yan Feifan washed up and fully woke himself up, he was dismayed to see the dining table was completely bare.
"Sis, you woke me up for dinner, but you want me to cook it first?"
Yan Ziruo giggled. "My dear brother, how could I ever do something so cruel?"
"Come on, weâre going out for a feast."
"Iâm treating you to some barbecue to celebrate our latest hundred-thousand windfall."
Yan Feifan was quite happy with the suggestion of getting barbecue.
He laid down some ground rules. "Barbecue is fine, but letâs get one thing straight: I am not going shopping with you at the mall!"
Yan Ziruo shot him a glare and said disdainfully, "Youâre so high-maintenance. Hurry up. I made a reservation with a group coupon, and weâre going to be late."
The two of them went downstairs, left their complex, and began strolling toward the "nearby" barbecue place Yan Ziruo had mentioned.
But after walking for a full twenty minutes, they still hadnât arrived.
"Sis, how much farther is it? If Iâd known it was this far, we shouldâve grabbed a share bike."
"Weâre almost there, really! Itâs just a little ways ahead!"
Yan Ziruo brushed him off again, her bright eyes lingering wistfully on the clothes, shoes, and hats displayed in the storefront windows.
"Hey, Feifan, look! Those two foreigners are really tall."
Yan Feifan followed his sisterâs gaze to the sidewalk across the street, where two white men, both at least two meters tall, were approaching.
He glanced at the two men for a few seconds before lecturing his sister. "The average height for Caucasians from Europe and America is over 1.8 meters. Itâs not that unusual to see someone over two meters tall."
Yan Ziruo pulled her gaze away from the men. "Well, people always say âbig oafâ this and âbig oafâ that."
"Feifan, those foreigners are so tall, and their economies are so developed. They must be pretty smart, too."
Yan Feifan continued his lecture. "In terms of IQ alone, the average for China, Japan, and Korea is 105. For Europeans, itâs 100. For Southeast Asians, 87, South Asians, 84, and for Black people in Africa, itâs 67."
"However, the current level of economic development in any given country is the result of many combined factors."
"But if you measure and predict from the broader perspective of human history, bolstered by advantages such as a higher average IQ, China is destined to become the most powerful country in the world."
Yan Ziruo linked her arm through her brotherâs and said with a hint of exasperation, "Feifan, do you know why you have so few friends?"
"Someone tries to make small talk, and you turn it into a dead-serious lecture full of statistics. Who wants to be friends with someone so boring!"
Yan Feifan snorted. "People who walk different paths canât make plans together. Besides, Iâd rather they didnât waste my time."
Yan Ziruo sighed. "Oh, Feifan, Iâm so worried youâre going to live and die alone."
Yan Feifan muttered under his breath, "I wonât be lonely. Having you for a sister is already more than enough trouble for me..."
"What are you muttering?"
Yan Feifan quickly shook his head. "Nothing..."
"Hey, Sis..."
Yan Feifan pointed to a vertical neon sign up ahead that read "Korean Barbecue." "Is that the one?"
Yan Ziruo pulled out her phone, found the group coupon page, and checked it. "Yep, this is the one!" she said happily.
In Yan Feifanâs opinion, the restaurantâs decor was decent. At the very least, it looked clean and tidy.
The dozen or so tables on the first floor were already mostly full.
A waiter led the pair to a relatively secluded two-person table on the second floor.
Since they were using a group coupon, Yan Ziruo wasnât going to be too pickyâas long as the restaurant didnât skimp on the food, of course.
When the waiter brought over plates piled high with pork belly and beef, Yan Ziruo was quite satisfied.
As for the manual labor of grilling the meat, that task naturally fell to the more dexterous Yan Feifan...
"This morning, Mr. Wang took Yanyan, me, Xiaoyu, and that mischievous Helen hiking to see the sights..."
Yan Ziruo described their fun time at the villa on Phoenix Tail Mountain, her lips glistening with oil from the food.
"Feifan, the scenery on the mountain is just gorgeous right now. Green trees, red flowers, fresh air, a warm breeze... itâs so relaxing and refreshing..."
"Too bad you werenât there."
Yan Feifan picked up a piece of grilled pork belly, dipped it in some sauce, wrapped it in a lettuce leaf, and popped it into his mouth...
After swallowing, he took a sip of barley tea. "Sis, no matter how beautiful the scenery, itâs still just scenery. Youâd get sick of it if you saw it every day."
Yan Ziruo snorted. "Isnât that what traveling is? Going from a place youâre sick of to a place someone else is sick of."
"Feifan, May Day is in a little over two weeks. For the past two years, Iâve been looking after you constantly..."
Yan Feifan just waved a hand. "Sis, you donât have to say it. I get what youâre trying to say."
"This May Day holiday, go wherever you want."
"I probably wonât have time to go with you, though."
Yan Ziruo grinned. "I wasnât planning on asking you to come along. Youâre so boring, youâd just be a buzzkill."
"Iâll ask my girlfriends first and see if they have any fun plans..."
At this moment, Yan Feifanâs phone rang.
He picked up his phone and saw it was a video call from Mr. He from Happiness Garden.
When the image on the screen became clear, Yan Feifan saw a face covered in red dots.
It looked a little terrifying!
"Xiaoyan, take a look at my face. This just happened all of a sudden. Whatâs going on?"
Yan Feifan carefully examined the pockmark-like red dots all over his face and asked, "Mr. He, do you feel anything abnormal, like itching, swelling, or pain?"
"What were you doing or eating right before these red dots appeared?"
On the screen, Mr. He touched his face. "It doesnât hurt or itch, and itâs not swollen. I donât feel anything special."
"I was just on the toilet. When I got up and saw myself in the mirror, I was like this. It gave me a huge shock."
Hearing this, Yan Feifan understood. He asked for confirmation, "Mr. He, are you constipated again?"
"And were you straining very, very hard just now?"
Listening to the two of them discuss constipation in such detail, Yan Ziruo completely lost her appetite. She put down her chopsticks and glared resentfully at Yan Feifan.
Mr. Heâs voice came through the phone again, reaching Yan Ziruoâs ears. "Yes, yes! I had no choice but to strain."
"Xiaoyan, was this caused by my constipation?"
"It was caused by straining too hard!"
Yan Feifan elaborated, "When you strained so hard, you burst some of the capillaries in your face. Those are just little blood spots."
"Theyâll disappear on their own in a few hours."
He then warned, "Mr. He, you canât strain like that in the future. If you have a weak cardiovascular system or high blood pressure, you could easily trigger a heart attack, a brain hemorrhage, or another medical emergency."
"Mr. He, take some medicine and adjust your diet."
On the screen, Mr. He chuckled. "Iâll be careful."
"These blood spots on my face really gave me a scare. Iâm relieved to know itâs nothing serious."
"Oh, Xiaoyan, whereâs your sister?"
"Mr. He, Iâm right here!"
Yan Ziruo took the phone from her brother and complained, "Mr. He, Feifan and I are out having dinner."
"And youâve completely ruined my appetite."
"My bad, my bad! Next time Iâll treat you two to an even better meal. Ruoruo, I met a friendâs son this morning."
"Heâs thirty, about as tall as Xiaoyan, and pretty handsome. Heâs just a little tan."
"Ruoruo, want to meet him?"
Yan Ziruoâs eyes lit up and she nodded. "Yes, I do."
"Mr. He, what does he do for a living?"
"Heâs an engineer. Works on construction projects."
Hearing this, Yan Ziruoâs expression stiffened. "Mr. He, never mind. Not if he works in construction!"
"Not in construction... Oh, all right, no one from construction. Ruoruo, Iâll find someone even better to introduce you to."
Yan Ziruo smiled sweetly again. "Well, thank you in advance then, Mr. He..."
After Yan Ziruo ended the call with Mr. He, Yan Feifan said quietly, "Sis, you shouldnât write off a whole group of people because of one bad experience."
Yan Ziruo glared at him and snapped, "None of your business! Are you going to eat or not?"
Yan Feifan didnât dare say another word and quickly picked up his chopsticks to resume eating...
The two of them left the barbecue restaurant at 7:40 PM.
On the way home, his sister would periodically drag Yan Feifan into one of the shops lining the street.
âSometimes,â Yan Feifan thought, âit feels like she only picked that barbecue place so she could conveniently browse all the shops on the way.â
As he watched his sister enthusiastically listen to the sales clerkâs pitch, trying on this and that without buying anything, Yan Feifan thought to himself, âThe clerk is all smiles on the outside, but I bet theyâre cursing her out on the inside.â
Just then, his phone rang again.
He pulled out his phone and saw it was an unfamiliar local number.
"Hello, who is this?"
He waited a moment, but there was no sound on the other end. Thinking it was a spam call, Yan Feifan was about to hang up when a voice finally came through.
"Itâs Song Yi."
"Oh," Yan Feifan said into the phone.
After another pause, he heard Song Yiâs voice again. "Thanks for last time. I donât know what wouldâve happened otherwise."
"Are you free right now? Can I buy you a drink at a bar?"
"I donât drink," Yan Feifan replied honestly.
"Coffee, then?"
"Itâll keep me up all night."
"Dinner, then?"
"I just ate."
Yan Feifan waited for another short while. Seeing as the other person still wasnât speaking, he was about to say "Hello?" when he suddenly realized...
She had hung up.