Chapter 85 - Three Problematic Girls

Chapter 85: Chapter 85 Three Problematic Girls

Do you know why no one believes you? Because my acting skill can make me win the oscar best actor award! Wanting to tease me? Wait until you grow a beard below your body!

“Okay, okay, I touched your butt, shall I apologize to you? Or, you want to touch mine?” I turned around and lifted my butt, and said with a soft tone as if a big brother trying to comfort a little girl. See how great I was.

Seeing my funny posture, Chu Yuan instantly blushed, Xiao Yike burst out laughing, and Dongfang Lianren was trembling with anger.

Since you think I am a Hello Kitty, I will show you what it looks like when a hello kitty wants to tease someone.

Will I, a hello kitty, touch a girl’s butt in front of my little sister and her friend? Combined with what kind of person I usually was with Dongfang brat’s past record, it was obvious who Chu Yuan would believe more. Moreover, as long as she believed that she lied this time, she would definitely believe that I was innocent earlier as well.

Dongfang was also a crafty and scheming girl. Of course, she figured it out very soon. She glared at me angrily for a second, then shrugged her shoulders and smiled, “okay, okay, I will stop making jokes, I was just trying to lighten up the mood. Yuanyuan, please don’t get angry.”

“Mhm” Chu Yuan was extremely tolerant of Dongfang Lianren, and she simply rolled her eyes at her, and then stopped talking about it.

When Chu Yuan and Xiao Yike turned around, my wolf claws suddenly attacked again…

“Ah~!”

Chu Yuan looked suspiciously at Dongfang Lianren again, “What happened this time?”

Dongfang learned her lesson this time, “Nothing, I tripped on the table leg, hehe…”

Bratty girl, didn’t you deliberately let me take advantage of you? This elder brother, I will stop restraining myself and show you what a perverted uncle really looks like!

“Damn you!”

“What did you say?” Looking at Dongfang Lianren’s angry face as if she wanted to eat me alive, I felt very satisfied. Since we could not have a peaceful relationship, then let’s see who would be more insidious.

Although the character of Dongfang Lianren was not great, her cooking skills were indeed very good. Even if the kitchen materials were limited, the seafood dishes she made were still delicious. Not only seafood, but this girl also brought two bottles of red wine, and probably because she deliberately wanted to go against me. The more I said that minors should not drink, the more she encouraged Chu Yuan and Xiao Yike to drink.

Xiao Yike was originally a little alcoholic. She shook her big bosoms, which Chu Yuan and Dongfang Lianren were envious of, and stressed that she was nineteen years old already, and Yuanyuan hated others to say that she was still young, so whenever I said that, she would glare at me as if she wanted to kill me. She, who never drank alcohol before, wanted to drink the wine on a whim. As a result, three votes against one, I was defeated without any surprise.

“Uncle, let me propose a toast to you….”

“Uncle?”

Seeing Yuanyuan and Dongfang Lianren looked at Xiao Yike in the same puzzling look, I almost wanted to hide below the table. God Damnit, you haven’t even drunk anything, but you are already drunk?!

“Hehe, Yike you are really funny. Am I that old?”

I said while winking at her constantly, fortunately, this little minx’s reaction wasn’t slow. After a moment of awkward silence, she immediately smiled and said: “if you aren’t that old, why do you treat us like little children, you are not much older than us after all. Since you like being treated like an uncle, I think I should call you uncle.”

Yuanyuan and Dongfang seemed to believe what she said. Even Dongdong also shook the red wine in the glass and mocked, “Elder Brother Nan, you are indeed like an uncle, a perverted uncle.”

I know she was trying to mock me because I touched her butt, but before I said anything, Xiao Yike’s eyes suddenly changed and said to Dongfang with a smiley face full of ridicule, “Yeah? Being teased by you like that, but he can still tolerate it and forgive you, having this kind of mature and generous mind actually makes him look like a responsible adult.”

On the surface, she was praising me, but secretly she was mocking Dongfang. Originally, I thought Dongfang would cause trouble for Yike first, but I didn’t expect that little minx started the fight first. Clearly, she was not happy that Dongfang Lianren was teasing me.

The smile of Dongfang Lianren suddenly froze on her face, “Oh? Sister Booby, you are saying I am immature?”

“Did I say that? Haha, no, I definitely didn’t mean that. Little sister Dongfang, you are too sensitive,” How could Xiao Yike embarrass Chu Yuan’s friend in the presence of Chu Yuan?

She simply dismissed it and continued to raise a glass to me: “Elder Brother Nan, let’s cheers to little sister Dongfang for her lovely wine, you must finish it~”

Dongfang Lianren was a little brat, but Xiao Yike was a little minx, and both people’s words were always filled with hidden meaning. From Xiao Yike’s tone, I could clearly feel that she was trying to provoke Dongfang, and I also knew that the reason why she did this was to please me.

I couldn’t help but smile helplessly. This wine was delicious, but now it just tasted like gunpowder.

Fortunately, Dongfang Lianren didn’t cause any more trouble, and Xiao Yike didn’t bother to provoke her if she didn’t say anything about me. Under Chu Yuan’s rusty but enthusiastic hospitality, the three girls started to enjoy the meal with the wine, and soon they completely forgot about me, this old man. I don’t know anything about the girls’ topic, so I simply focus on eating the seafood on table. However, even so, this meal still terrified me.

The three girls shouted that they wanted to drink, but their tolerance for alcohol was seriously low.

Chu Yuan insisted that she wanted to drink as well, however, she drank the least. As if she was drinking poison, she was frowning, grimacing grotesquely every time she took a sip. Watching her drinking was a pleasure, it was a very lovely sight.

After only drinking half of a glass, she gave up drinking it and poured the rest into my glass.

Dongfang seemed to want to compete with Xiao Yike, coupled with the fact that Chu Yuan was encouraging her on the side, after four or five glasses, she even started to play a drinking game. However, before the first round even started, she had already fallen asleep on the table. Then Xiao Yike laughed loudly as if she was completely drunk. The two people together only drank slightly more than a bottle, was it really possible to get this drunk?

After a meal, one of the most troublesome problems appeared, these two girls were already drunk, what should I do?

I shook the shoulders of Dongfang Lianren hard, but this little brat only smiled at me with sleepy eyes, “Elder Brother Nan, let’s carry on drinking~”

“Drink my ass! Yuanyuan, do you know where her family lives?”

Chu Yuan only took a few sips of red wine, but she seemed to be affected by the other two people. Her pink face had a hint of red, and she rested her chin on the table. “I don’t know, hehe…” she said weakly.

“Why are you laughing if you don’t know?” I felt that Chu Yuan was a little strange, but I couldn’t tell what was wrong. When I got up and came to the sofa, I discovered that Xiao Yike had already fallen asleep like a dead pig with her face facing the upwards, and she was even drooling. I patted her face, trying to wake her up, “Yike, get up, I’ll take you home!”

Hearing what I said, Chu Yuan waved a crab leg like a student asking a teacher a question: “Elder Brother, do you know where Sister Booby lives?”

“Er…” I was startled, “How can I know? Didn’t you see that I was trying to wake her up?”

“Oh,” Chu Yuan relieved. She cutely stretched her arms, and smiled, “Elder Brother, since they are all drunk, how about… we let them stay for a night?”

“Stay for a night?” I exclaimed and then clearly saw that the drunk and unconscious Xiao Yike suddenly opened her eyes and grinned at me.

Damnit! I was vigilant toward Dongfang all the time during the meal, completely forgetting that this little minx was also a troublemaker!

Xiao Yike was pretending that she was drunk.

Chu Yuan patted the back of Dongfang Lianren, and said to me helplessly, “Otherwise, what should we do? They are so drunk that we can’t even wake them up…”

Hang on a second… I could not help but think that there were four people drinking, but two people got drunk before we even finished the second bottle. Since Xiao Yike was pretending, then Dongfang Lianren…

I was almost fooled by her again!

“Try it, they didn’t drink that much, we should be able to wake them up. Besides, they are girls, it is not suitable to stay in another man’s house, and there is no place for them to sleep…”

I squatted down and used the back of the sofa as a cover. My right hand continued to pat Xiao Yike’s face gently, but my left hand reached her waist, and pinched the tender flesh of this girl’s abdomen, hoping this would ‘wake’ her up immediately.

“It’s not just you at home. I am here as well. It’s okay to let them stay overnight,” Chu Yuan pouted and frowned. “Even if we wake them up, and send them home, how are we going to explain this to their parents?”

At this time I finally realized why Chu Yuan was not quite right. She, who was usually indifferent, currently seemed to be looking forward to having her friends stay overnight.

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