Chapter 1666: 116: I Didn't Expect You to be Like This, Wang Fugui (8000 words, request for monthly ticket)

Chapter 1666: Chapter 116: I Didn’t Expect You to be Like This, Wang Fugui (8000 words, request for monthly ticket)

“Mengyu, don’t bully Bao Cai, he’s still a child and hasn’t gone to school. What could he understand?” Wang Fugui said protectively, “I don’t recognize this thing either. I just saw it in the clan school’s books and didn’t realize it at first.”

Yun Mengyu felt dizzy, “Your family’s clan school even teaches stuff like this?”

“Of course, the middle clan school even has puberty health classes.” Wang Fugui said matter-of-factly, “My Old Ancestor says this knowledge is related to body health and everyone should know it; no need to be secretive about it.”

Yun Mengyu’s heart relaxed.

Wang Fugui’s attitude made her much more at ease, at least she wasn’t that embarrassed anymore.

“Oh, by the way, Mengyu, you use this outdated kind of dudou too?” Wang Fugui frowned, “The book says that the design of this dudou isn’t scientific enough. Things like gauze wraps and chest binding are even less recommended, as they put too much pressure on the body. Also, you’re about the right age. As it happens, our Wang family’s clothing store has opened in the Immortal Dynasty, I can find a female tailor to measure you…”

“Rich, shut up!” Yun Mengyu felt both ashamed and angry, her chest heaving, “I’m still young, don’t mention it again!”

“Alright then, it’s really not appropriate for me to talk to you about this. After I go back I’ll talk to the Imperial Consort and have her take you to the clothing store to have custom made clothes.” Wang Fugui nodded, “Our Wang family is quite good at this, and earlier abandoned the unscientific dudou.”

“…”

Yun Mengyu was about to explode in anger and hit him.

It’s inappropriate for you to tell me, but is it appropriate to talk to my mom about this?

The so-called “pick the lesser of two evils,” rather than having Rich talk to her mom about this thing, she’s better off letting Rich take her there himself!

Just as Yun Mengyu’s mind was in turmoil, the “dudou” she had thrown to the ground suddenly floated up. An angry, sharp male voice came from within the dudou.

“Discard your head! Abandon your soul! You brat, when did we dudou offend you? What’s unscientific? Where am I unscien… wait, what does scientific mean?”

Yun Mengyu and Wang Fugui were both startled and quickly took each other’s hands and floated away to hide: “This dudou of yours, it can actually speak?”

The pale cyan dudou excitedly flew up and down, the two thin straps bent into semicircles, as if putting hands on hips to angrily scold: “What’s wrong with me being able to speak? I’m a Divine Spiritual Treasure, how does me talking bother you? How is it… a problem~ for~ you~ Boo hoo hoo hoo~~ Why~ boo hoo~ so heartless… even sealed me!”

As it spoke, it actually started sobbing, sounding truly devastated, it was clear there were many stories behind this.

“A dudou can be a Divine Spiritual Treasure?” Wang Fugui was dumbfounded and asked curiously, “As a Divine Spiritual Treasure, you can still be sealed?”

“I understand…” Yun Mengyu pulled Wang Fugui’s sleeve, looking disdainfully at the pale cyan dudou, “Being a Divine Spiritual Treasure isn’t a crime, and having a male consciousness isn’t either. But being a dudou…”

Wang Fugui’s round face twitched.

Mengyu’s words made sense.

A dudou is meant to be worn close to the body, who would wear a dudou with male consciousness closely against them?

This sounds like comedy, but actually is a complete tragedy.

Suddenly, Wang Fugui felt a bit sympathetic: “Hey buddy, don’t cry yet, you can chat with us if you’re upset.”

“I have a story, do you have wine?” The pale cyan dudou stopped crying, its voice somewhat poignant.

“We are still children, no wine.” Wang Fugui shook his head, “How about I roast you some meat?”

“Do I look like I can eat roasted meat?” The pale cyan dudou floated and said, “Forget it, forget it, I’ve slept countless years. Without you, the unknown stories with ‘Nishuang sister’ would have been buried forever. Here’s how it goes…”

“Nishuang?” Wang Fugui frowned slightly, “This name sounds somewhat familiar, have I heard of it somewhere?”

He has a great memory, generally speaking, all the contents he’s read he would have an impression. But just those two words [Nishuang], he really didn’t remember for a while, is it that he hasn’t seen but accidentally heard of them?

“Isn’t this… the maiden name of the second-generation Immortal Emperor Shengwei of our Frost Moon Immortal Dynasty?” Yun Mengyu’s gaze wandered, her expression a bit stunned, with a look of having her worldview shattered, “This ragged dudou is actually Shengwei Immortal Emperor’s dudou?”

However, thinking it over, it’s not entirely impossible. After all, who besides an Immortal Emperor could have a dudou reach the level of a Divine Spiritual Treasure?

But even for an Immortal Emperor, wouldn’t it be unreasonable for a dudou to develop consciousness?

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