Chapter 119 - Everything Is Ready For The Kill!
Ye Xiao had spent his whole previous life in cultivating the Pure Yang Martial Art, but he apparently knew that his private part would turn big and hard sometimes. Yet it was the first time it happened to Ye Xiao because of some liquor.
Moreover⊠he felt it rather difficult to suppress the urge.
Song Jue said, âXiao Xiao⊠What you drank⊠is a top quality male-strengthening liquorâŠâ
Ye Xiao was stunned.
And then he jumped up high.
âMale-strengthening liquor? What?â Ye Xiao screamed out.
[I have been a virgin in all my lives⊠Apparently, I donât need that shit.
This is a huge jokeâŠ]
Song Jue said, âAh? You⊠No way⊠You⊠You didnât know that?â
Ye Xiao bowed like a prawn trying to cover his âoutstanding partâ, âWhat are you talking about⊠I⊠I havenât done that thing ever⊠How could I know⊠Oh no⊠This⊠It feels so weirdâŠâ
[Ne⊠Never done that thing⊠ever?]
Song Jue was surprised. He said, âYou you you⊠You are still a virgin? A virgin chicken?â
Ye Xiao showed disdain, âYou are talking superfluous words⊠AhhhoooâŠâ
Song Jue was about to faint. [A virgin drank 2.5 liters of male-strengthening liquor?
What should we do?
How do I save this stupid little virginâŠ]
He angrily said, âNo way. You used to fool around with those girls⊠What did you do then? You are not a baby now. How could you not know such a kind of thing?â
That was absolutely not some proper thing that an uncle should talk about to his nephew. He actually blamed Ye Xiao for not having sexâŠ
Ye Xiao groaned and moaned. He knew that he had showed something that may expose his true status. He said, âI was just talking about life⊠about dreams with themâŠâ
Song Jue opened his eyes staring at Ye Xiao for a while, and then he spat out and angrily shouted, âWhat did you say? You spent all night to talk about life with those girls⊠And about dreams?â
Ye Xiao nodded, âYes, of course. What else could I doâŠâ
Song Jue was stunned again for a while, and then he turned furious, âWhy the fxck didnât you tell me earlier⊠You fxcking⊠You you you⊠Fxck! You are a saintâŠâ
[Staying with a girl all night only to talk about life and dreams⊠Isnât it something only a saint would do?
Well of course it could be because of impotency. But look at this guyâs little tent there. He is absolutely not impotent.]
âWell⊠What now?â Song Jue furiously said.
[I donât know what to do now.
If he is a randy goat, things would be much easier. I can just throw him into some brothel. But he is still a virgin. He doesnât know anything about doing that kind of thingâŠ
Well⊠That is not cool.
Such⊠Such a wasteâŠ]
Ye Xiao was moaning. He murmured, âHey hey. Donât worry⊠Let me have a cold bath and get this thing doneâŠâ
Song Jue watched him leave bowing like a prawn.
And then he heard a sound from the pool⊠- Splash. -
[Finally, this young lord had his lesson todayâŠ] He followed up hurriedly and shouted, âSomebody come⊠Go get more water from the wellâŠâ
The 36 blood guards cameâŠ
Song Jue knew that the water in the pool wouldnât workâŠ
That night, the sound of water in the House of Ye didnât stop.
One bucket after another of ice cold water were splashed on Ye Xiao. He put his head into the water first, and then he poured it on his own body.
- Splash⊠-
- SplashâŠ-
- Splash splash splash splashâŠ-
The guards, who were all experienced men, were watching their young lord being embarrassed. They watched him pour the water and noticed the âtentâ on his pants. They were holding themselves trying not to laugh outâŠ
Some of them just threw aside the buckets and sat on the floor laughing out like hell when they were carrying the water. They just couldnât help itâŠ
That was so hilarious.
One of the guards got close to Song Jue and spoke in a low voice, âChief, thatâs not a tough task, is it? ⊠Simply go to the brothel and everything will be fine⊠Right? Our young lord, he is an expert on that, isnât he?â
Song Jue stared at him and said, âBullshit. Do you think I am fool? He is an expert, huh? Expert my ass. He is just a little virgin⊠Do you know how he got all this? He didnât know what kind of liquor he drank, yet he still took in a whole bottle of it. How could an expert not recognize that kind of liquorâŠâ
The guard was surprised. He returned to his position, and then after a while, he started to laugh. Apparently, he just figured out how hilarious it was.
[A virgin? He is a virgin⊠HahahahaâŠ]
He looked at Ye Xiaoâs little âtentâ. That was hugeâŠ
[That⊠is not some ordinary virgin⊠Thatâs a big-cock virgin⊠Thatâs hugeâŠ] He was laughing, but then he stopped all of a sudden.
He lowered his head and looked at his own. Suddenly, he felt sorry about himselfâŠ
They had been busy for the whole night.
Dawn was about to come.
Ye Xiao started to feel that the urge inside him was reduced a bit. He shouted, âAll right. All right, everybody⊠Fxck this shit. I have spent every minute that I should have spent in my entire life washing myself in only one night⊠I think I have lost a full layer of skin.â
He just finished talking and people started to laugh againâŠ
After this special night, Ye Xiao never dared to have that kind of liquor in his whole life again. He didnât really need it, and it was so embarrassing for him now. That was the biggest disgrace he had.
However, he had stored the rest of the liquor that was given by Zuo Wu-Ji. He wouldnât drink them anymore⊠He had made some changes on those bottles of liquor.
He was planning to make some trouble by using that liquor, but it turned out that Ye Xiao had finished something great with that liquor⊠That was a story after a long time after all.
Because of this special night, Ye Xiao went to the Zuo Wu-Jiâs house and beat him up seriously.
He just beat him up without saying anything.
Zuo Wu-Ji felt that he did nothing wrong and was innocent. He just didnât know what was wrong with Ye XiaoâŠ
When he got to know the story about all that, he nearly died laughing⊠And that was the story that Zuo Wu-Ji liked to say the most for the rest of his life.
Every time he narrated it, he felt so proud of it.
He always said, âDo you guys know the Xiao Monarch?⊠Hahahaha⊠He drank up a full bottle of the male-strengthening liquor that I gave to him and he got so âfilled with man spiritâ. HahahahahaâŠâ
And then whoever was listening to him will respect himâŠ
Well that was what would happen when he became the Prime Minister Zuo.
The next two days after that special night, Ye Xiao went out of town a lot.
Song Jue didnât know what he was up to. He tried to followed Ye Xiao twice, yet he always lost Ye Xiao somehowâŠ
Apparently, he was not qualified to stalk Ye Xiao.
Song Jue felt embarrassed, so he could only say something like, âI am gonna beat you up you little shit!â
However, when Ye Xiao returned, Song Jue didnât dare to say anything. He was too embarrassed.
He used to be quite a great cultivator in the old daysâŠ
But now, he couldnât even follow the trail of a teenager. He had been misled to a toilet once, and to a brothel the other timeâŠ
He could catch up with nothing.
Obviously, he was not that good now. He was too embarrassed to say anything about itâŠ
Gu Jin-Long could feel something everyday, âFeng Zhi-Ling came to town todayâ, âFeng Zhi-Ling left town nowâ, âFeng Zhi-LingâŠâ
He was satisfied because he felt everything was under his control.
He felt even pleased when he thought that Feng Zhi-Ling didnât know he was under controlâŠ
He thought that he had successfully fooled Feng Zhi-Ling, and Feng Zhi-Ling trusted him so much. He believed that the supreme dan beads and the Cosmic Hades would be in his hands soon, and Feng Zhi-Ling would still trust him. Gu Jin-Long was so happy about it.
He smiled a lot because he thought about all this a lot. That was some kind of smile with confidence, self-obsession, pride, satisfactionâŠ
Every time Wan Zheng-Hao saw his smile, he would immediately walk away.
He felt scared about that smile on Gu Jin-Longâs faceâŠ
He felt like he was about to shit his pants whenever he saw that smile.
If he had the chance to see the smile on Ye Xiaoâs face, he would understand that there was never only one pervert in the worldâŠ
The smile on Ye Xiaoâs face could only be more unbearable than Gu Jin-Long.
Now he was on a tall mountain around the Pen Rack Mountain. He was setting up another array. He was smiling. Hmm⊠That was a smile of a scary psychoâŠ
This time, he was setting up a Disappearance Array.
He was sure that Gu Jin-Long could break down this array if he wanted to.
On the mountain, Ye Xiao spent days and dug a ventilated cave that was connected with tunnels.
It was a spacious cave.
He had put some decorations in it and even painted some lotus on the wallâŠ
After that, he checked around the whole place again and again.
After he made sure that everything was perfect, he nodded while looking at the cave.
âŠ
1st guaranteed chapter of the week. Sorry for the late chapters, our tl got sick the last few days, so he had to get some rest to recover.
Translated by: Rain
Edited by: Arch
Translated by Xianxiaworld
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