Chapter 411: Chapter 412 Dongzi Hurry Up (Happy Lantern Festival everyone)
Once they stepped out of the tent, Miao Qingqing and Xiao Yingying both clung to Song Xiaodongâs arm. It was pitch-dark all around, and only the light from the cellphone illuminated a short distance ahead. But the faint light seemed to be engulfed by darkness, as if it could be swallowed up at any moment.
"I didnât realize camping was so scary." Xiao Yingying tightened her grip on Song Xiaodongâs arm a little more and said cautiously.
Song Xiaodong said, "Itâs cloudy today, so thereâs no moon or stars. Otherwise, camping is quite nice, you get to see a clearer night sky than you would in the city."
When they were about twenty meters from the tent, Song Xiaodong stopped and said, "Alright, you two can do your business here."
Miao Qingqing let go of Song Xiaodongâs arm and was about to walk to the side, but after taking just two steps, she stopped, feeling really scared and not daring to go on.
"Dongzi, can you stay with me? Iâm really... scared," Miao Qingqing came back and grabbed Song Xiaodongâs arm again.
"Okay, then you do it here." Miao Qingqing nodded and said, "Yingying, you go to the side to do your business."
Xiao Yingying immediately made a pained face and said, "Sister Qingqing, Iâm more cowardly than you, I really canât do it; Iâm not trying to use this as a chance to get close to Brother Dongzi, I swear."
Miao Qingqing felt quite embarrassed by what Xiao Yingying had said, and after hesitating for a moment, she finally spoke, "Then letâs all do it here, but listen here, Dongzi, you better not peek."
Xiao Yingying chuckled softly and said, "You donât need to remind Brother Dongzi to not peek at me; even if he wanted to, he couldnât see anything, since I turned off the flashlight function on my cellphone."
Seeing that Xiao Yingying was so considerate, Miao Qingqing had nothing more to say, and both began to relieve themselves.
Miao Qingqing and Song Xiaodong had been living together for several days, and they were naturally very close to each other, so this kind of situation wasnât too awkward. However, knowing that another woman was peeing near her man made Miao Qingqing feel weird.
Listening to the sound of peeing from both sides, Song Xiaodongâs thoughts also started to wander. He knew that Xiao Yingying was not deliberately trying to seduce him at the moment, but this unintentional seduction was actually more unbearable.
After they were finished, Song Xiaodong took the two of them back to the tent. Once inside, Miao Qingqing immediately pinched him secretly, because she could feel that Song Xiaodong was very aroused, obviously stimulated by what had just happened.
Miao Qingqing bit Song Xiaodongâs ear with a threatening tone in her voice, "You jerk, were you excited just now?"
Song Xiaodong coughed softly, wrapped his arms around Miao Qingqing, and said, "Well, changing environments with you got me excited, how about we go for it in a while?"
"No, no! They could hear us." Miao Qingqing was startled and quickly refused. Even though she was very keen on doing such things with Song Xiaodong, she still cared about her image and wasnât that liberated.
"We can take it slow and be quiet." Song Xiaodong continued to tempt Miao Qingqing, his hands starting to roam over her body.
Miao Qingqing, made weak by Song Xiaodongâs ministrations, did have a desire, but her rationality took the upper hand. She pinched Song Xiaodong, chiding, "Stop it, really, itâs not okay. Behave, weâll continue when we get home." Then, her little hand grasped his âbad thingâ as a way to pacify him.
Song Xiaodong was just worried that Miao Qingqing would dwell on what had happened earlier, but now that she wasnât bringing it up, he didnât push her further. Making too much noise would definitely embarrass Song Xiaoru, and Miao Qingqing might get angry, which would clearly be a deliberate provocation. As for Xiao Yingying, that girl might get excited; she had the heart of a seductress, and you couldnât judge her actions by normal standards at all.
After a while, everyone seemed to have fallen asleep. Song Xiaodong wasnât sure how long he had slept when he heard a voice by his ear, "Brother-in-law, brother-in-law."
"Oh, whatâs up?" Song Xiaodong lifted his head and asked.
"Brother-in-law, my stomach feels a bit off, could you accompany me? Hurry, I have diarrhea."
Song Xiaodong quickly got up, and Miao Qingqing also woke up, asking, "Whatâs wrong?"
"Xuanxuan has diarrhea, I... weâll accompany her together."
"Diarrhea, what caused it? Never mind, you go with her, I wonât follow," Miao Qingqing said. She was extremely sleepy at the moment, and given that Miao Xuanxuan had diarrhea, which she remembered smelled foul, she naturally didnât think anything would happen to Song Xiaodong and Miao Xuanxuan.
Miao Xuanxuan urged, "Hurry, hurry, brother-in-law, stop dawdling, or Iâll mess my pants."
Song Xiaodong hurriedly got up, put on his boxer shorts, and followed Miao Xuanxuan in a rush to the riverbank some distance away.
Miao Xuanxuan really had an upset stomach, and as soon as she squatted down, she began to go, releasing a sour, stinky odor as well.
"Brother-in-law, you should go aside, Iâm too stinky," Miao Xuanxuan said, feeling quite embarrassed at the moment.
Song Xiaodong said with a laugh, "If it stinks, it stinks, itâs too dark here, and Iâm afraid you might get scared."
Miao Xuanxuan cracked a smile and said, "It really is disconcerting. The water in this little river is so shallow, but now I feel like itâs unfathomably deep, as if something might pop out at any time."
A minute or two later, after Miao Xuanxuan was done, she said, "Brother-in-law, do you have paper with you?"
"No... Youâre not going to tell me you didnât bring any either, are you?"
"I didnât bring any..." Miao Xuanxuan said with a wry smile, "I was in such a rush that I didnât feel it in the dark tent, so I just dashed out."
Song Xiaodong said, "Iâll go get it for you."
"No way, itâs too scary here," Miao Xuanxuan hurriedly replied.
"Well then... How about this, you wash up in the little river, that should do the trick."
This was actually a good idea. Miao Xuanxuan, still squatting, moved to the edge of the little river and washed herself off, finally able to stand up again.
"I donât know what happened, my stomach feels so terrible," Miao Xuanxuan said resentfully, feeling that she had just made a fool of herself, which made her lose any desire to mess around with Song Xiaodong.
"You must have eaten something wrong. When we get back, Iâll help you take care of it."
"Hmm," Miao Xuanxuan agreed, and she and Song Xiaodong returned to the tent. As soon as she got in, she immediately exclaimed, "No, no, itâs happening again, brother-in-law, hurry up."
Miao Qingqing hadnât fallen deeply asleep and became worried this time too, accompanying Song Xiaodong to help Miao Xuanxuan relieve herself once more. Now, Miao Xuanxuan felt so weak that Song Xiaodong simply carried her back. This time, he directly placed Miao Xuanxuan into the tent he shared with Miao Qingqing, saying, "Let me massage you a bit, it should help alleviate it, otherwise, youâre going to get dehydrated from all this diarrhea tonight."
Miao Qingqing crawled into the tent, pulled the mosquito net closed, and said, "Then hurry up, this is really something. You always exercise regularly, yet your physical condition is still so poor."
Now there were three people inside the tent, with Song Xiaodong in the middle, Miao Xuanxuan and Miao Qingqing on either side.