Chapter 431 - 432: Eight Times in One Night

Chapter 431: Chapter 432: Eight Times in One Night

"Sister Qiao!" With a shout, someone pushed the door open and barged right in.

Qiao Yutong immediately shot up from Song Xiaodong’s legs as if she had stepped on explosives, bouncing up and then darted two steps away, putting a good distance between her and Song Xiaodong, her face already as red as a burning cloud.

The one who came in was a female police officer in her early twenties, with an average appearance but an exceedingly exaggerated expression. She exclaimed, "Wow, Sister Qiao, you are so avant-garde! Getting all lovey-dovey with your boyfriend right here in the office, how romantic, how romantic. I won’t disturb you, I’ll just go take another walk outside."

"Stop right there! You’ve got it all wrong, we... we... it was this guy who forced me." Qiao Yutong pointed at Song Xiaodong, speaking fiercely, "This jerk tried to take liberties with me and defile me, hurry up and arrest him, lock him up for three to five years."

"Pfft!" The female officer burst out laughing and said, "Sister Qiao, you’re really too funny, who doesn’t know what kind of person you are? If you weren’t willing, who could force you? Dating isn’t something to be ashamed of; we should be congratulating you. Well, the brother-in-law looks okay, seems pretty strong too. By the way, where do you work now? How’s the income? Got a house and a car?"

Song Xiaodong’s face darkened. This cheeky girl’s questions were too outrageous, like something Qiao Yutong’s mother might ask. He instinctively replied, "Seems like I actually do."

The female officer immediately fired off like a machine gun, "So, what kind of car do you have? A BMW or Mercedes?"

"No."

"Then is your house at least one hundred square meters?"

"No!"

"Then you’re finished, you don’t even meet these conditions, how could you possibly be worthy of our Qiao Yutong? She is the beauty of our detective squad; without these criteria, how could you qualify to marry her?"

Song Xiaodong was truly amused by the young officer’s banter, "Then let me ask you, I don’t have a BMW or Mercedes, but what if I have a Ferrari, would that be okay?"

"Of course... yes!" The young officer unconsciously wanted to say no, but suddenly realizing that a Ferrari was far more upscale than a BMW or Mercedes, she quickly changed her tune, excitedly saying, "You really have a Ferrari?"

Song Xiaodong shrugged his shoulders, "There’s one like that."

"Wow, I didn’t see that you’re actually a tycoon; then how come you don’t even have a hundred-square-meter house?"

Song Xiaodong laughed, "My house is nearly three hundred square meters upstairs and downstairs, so of course, I don’t have just a hundred square meters."

"Ah... I see I’ve been asking the wrong questions. Yeah, these questions of mine are only suitable for ordinary people, completely useless for a tycoon like you. Okay then, Sister Qiao, you are amazing, having found a tycoon boyfriend. Go ahead and continue then, I’ll go stand guard at the door for you, no issue with "thump thump"."

The cheeky girl came in quickly and left just as fast. Before Qiao Yutong had a chance to react, the young officer had run off.

"Damn! Now I’m in trouble." Qiao Yutong’s face turned as black as coal.

"What trouble?" Song Xiaodong asked with a smile.

Qiao Yutong, annoyed, said, "That girl is like a broadcasting station, whatever she hears, it won’t take half an hour before the whole detective squad knows. Now I am truly beyond redemption even if I jump into the Yellow River."

"Then don’t bother washing it off, just give in to me," Song Xiaodong winked at Qiao Yutong with a grin.

"Give in to you..." Qiao Yutong suddenly glared, came over, and grabbed Song Xiaodong by the collar, saying fiercely, "You son of a bitch, alright then, let’s go get our marriage license right now. However you want to treat me, I’ll be willing."

"Hey, no need to rush, right?" Song Xiaodong suddenly felt weak. Other things could be joked about, but getting a marriage license was something he was seriously afraid of.

"You bastard, you don’t even have the guts to get a marriage license, only thinking about taking advantage of me every day. Are you asking for trouble?"

"This..." Song Xiaodong’s eyes flickered for a moment before he chuckled and said, "Marriage is a lifetime commitment; it’s not a laughing matter. We should at least get to know each other. Even in bed, it’s about whether we’re in sync or not. Imagine how sad it would be if we end up with sexual disharmony and have to divorce later. Why don’t we give it a try first, see if we’re in sync?"

"You don’t need to find such excuses. Whether we are in sync or not depends on whether the woman is willing to cooperate. I’ll definitely cooperate with you when the time comes, even if you want it eight times a day, I’ll have no problem at all."

"Wow, eight times a day, that’s pretty fierce," a woman’s voice suddenly came from the doorway.

Qiao Yutong’s face turned as black as charcoal, and she quickly released Song Xiaodong, dashing toward the door.

"Haha, Sister Qiao, why are you grabbing me? I won’t blab, it’s just you wanting it eight times a day, I really won’t tell."

"Pfft..." Laughter from a few other people followed at the door.

"Ah! It’s all your fault, you scared me, and I just couldn’t keep my mouth shut, it slipped out."

"Hey, Little Wang, who did you hear that from?" A man’s voice chimed in.

"From Sister Qiao herself. She was talking about it with her boyfriend in the office, and I happened to be at the door and heard it."

"Xiao Qiao’s boyfriend is here too? Well, we must take a good look."

"No! No! He’s not my boyfriend!" Qiao Yutong cried out in desperation.

But the door still opened, and several male and female criminal policemen came in.

Song Xiaodong immediately greeted them with a smile, saying, "Hello, everyone, I’m Song Xiaodong, very pleased to meet you all."

"So it’s you, kid! I knew it; there was something going on between you two," Old Song, Qiao Yutong’s former partner, immediately exclaimed with excitement.

"Old Song, you know him?"

"How could I not? This young man is quite impressive. Right, the incident with Jin Long yesterday was his doing. Jin Long was taken down by him, along with more than ten guys, including several of Jin Long’s toughest henchmen. Now, isn’t he a formidable guy?"

"Damn! I was wondering who it could be; turns out it’s you, kid. You’re awesome. And it’s only someone like you who could handle Xiao Qiao. An ordinary person definitely couldn’t keep her in check."

Qiao Yutong’s face turned so dark, and she spoke through gritted teeth, "Am I really that bad?"

"Xiao Qiao, you’re great in every other way: looks, figure, top-notch, it’s just that your temper is a bit strong. If you’re not with someone who is stronger than you, you’d be beating him up every day, wouldn’t you? At least Song won’t lose out in a fight; there won’t be any domestic violence, will there?"

At this, Officer Wang, the young policewoman, got even more excited and said, "No wonder you can handle eight times a night, brother-in-law is that impressive. That explains it, truly explains it."