Chapter 15 Two Mental Illnesses
âThe world is unpredictable.â
âBrother Xu, what grudge do you have against your brother that you have to try killing him?â
âMy potato chips and drinks are ready.â
âWhat a loving family.â
The viewers who had watched yesterdayâs livestream had already vaguely summarized some of their experiences.
When Chen Yu began to speak with that half-smiling expression, bombshells would be dropped, and there would be endless fun to be had.
A netizen from Brother Xuâs livestream often heard of his little tricks to save money.
He would go to high-end residential areas, walking around garbage dumps near apartments with a large number of young people staying, and there was a high chance he could pick up some furniture, clothes, or shoes.
He got all his toiletries from cleaning-equipment websites after filling out surveys.
He only washed his clothes if it was absolutely necessary.
When he went to the public bath, he would bring his dirty clothes along with him to wash.
Apart from that, he also devised a way to save on the water bill.
That was, eating from the pot.
These were just a few examples, and it was impossible to list everything.
The fans sighed in admiration, as it was definitely a miracle that Brother Xuâs family of four could live healthily until now.
When they heard that Brother Xu had almost killed his entire family, the chatâs atmosphere reached its first climax.
âWhen you were ten years old, your mother gave you 50 cents to buy a bag of salt at the grocery store.â
âHowever, you saw a transparent plastic bag filled halfway with white powder as you passed by a trash can.â
âYou mistook washing powder for edible salt and poured it into the salt jar after bringing it home.â
âYour whole family was poisoned. Fortunately, everyone was sent to the hospital in time, so your familyâs lives were not in danger.â
âUnfortunately, your brother recovered the slowest, being the youngest.â
âTo supplement his nutrition, you head to a fruit store to get some fruits.â
âYou picked up a red sugar cane the store owner threw away, resulting in your brother heading into the emergency room again.â
Chen Yu told his story as if he were there in person.
He recounted it like a treasured story.
âSheesh, Brother Xu is so stingy that he canât even tell the difference between washing powder and salt.â
âItâs common knowledge that red sugar cane has deteriorated and contains a high concentration of neurotoxins.â
âAn expired sugar cane is more deadly than a snakeâs bite.â
âBrother Xu, whatâs the taste of washing powder?â
âI canât believe you dare eat something you picked up from the trash. Brother Xu, are you in such a hurry to send your entire family to the afterlife?â
âIf I were Brother Xuâs younger brother, Iâd always say itâs great to be alive.â
The viewers who didnât know Brother Xu well all thought of the same thing, which was that he was bewitched by the devil.
âI was just thinking of saving as much money as I could. I never expected I would cause my family to be hospitalized.â
âAs for the washing powder, it was a little salty when I dabbed a little on my tongue.â
âSo I thought it was salt that was simply thrown away.â
Brother Xuâs face turned as red as a monkeyâs butt.
After all, he had trained his thick skin to be impenetrable in order to save money.
Remembering that incident, he still could not help but blush.
âYouâve made many mistakes on the road to frugality,â Chen Yu said with a smile. âHowever, youâve never once changed your mind.â
âUnder your management, your familyâs living expenses were strictly controlled to a few hundred yuan per month.â
âYour parents and younger brother had a lot of complaints, but after you bought two houses in ten years, their complaints went away.â
âA few years ago, you started livestreaming.â
âRelying on all kinds of money-saving tricks, you attracted millions of fans in just half a year.â
âLast year, you bought two more new houses and still had a few million yuan in savings.â
Brother Xu was dumbfounded after hearing this.
Was Chen Yu a psychologist or a private detective?
How could he know so much about his familyâs affairs?
Whether it was his frugal mistakes or his savings after purchasing a few houses, Brother Xu had never shared this information with his fans.
âOther streamers hired teams to maintain their personas, but Brother Xuâs frugality is soaked to the bone. This is his real personality, offline or online.â
âAre all streamers this rich? He still has millions in his bank account even after buying houses.â
âI admit. Iâm jealous.â
âWhoa, a familyâs monthly living expenses are limited to a few hundred yuan? Thatâs just ridiculous.â
Brother Xu felt proud of his fans when he saw them admiring him.
âBrothers, if you want to buy a house, you are welcome to come to my livestream.â
âIâve devised countless ways to save money, and these will undoubtedly allow everyone to buy a house within a few years.â
The netizens were amazed by Brother Xu.
Even at this time, he always remembered to advertise his livestream.
Brother Xu would probably gain tens of thousands of fans after this.
Giving out 3,000 yuan for a carnival gift in exchange for tens of thousands of fans was a fiery deal.
Watching Brother Xu constantly poach his viewers, Chen Yu neither got angry nor said anything against it.
He looked at him quietly, just like that.
After seven or eight self-advertisements, Brother Xu finally stopped.
âDr. Chen, I admit that you have some skills. Everything you said was on the dot.â
âBut still, Iâm not sick.â
Having achieved his goal, Brother Xu wanted to wave goodbye to the viewers on Chen Yuâs livestream.
He was ready to end the joint livestream and start his class on saving money.
âNo. Not only do you have a mental illness, but you will also develop a second mental illness soon,â Chen Yu said.
As soon as he said that, the chat was flooded with comments.
âTwo flowers blooming at the same time is wonderful.â
âDr. Chen, donât keep us in suspense. Whatâs wrong with Brother Xu? Just say it out for everyoneâs entertainment⊠I mean, worries.â
âBrother Xu is in danger.â
âSister Zhou and Cherry, having just suffered depression, are already miserable enough. Brother Xu has set a new high in this livestream.â
âBrother Xu, listen to my advice. Retreat quickly, and donât hesitate.â
âMen, drag this traitor out.â
âSince the viewers have spoken,â Brother Xu said with a bitter smile, âDr. Chen, tell me. What exactly are the two mental illnesses that I have?â
To streamers, their viewers were their strongest support and were basically their âfinancial parentsâ.
Going offline and leaving at this time was equivalent to not disrespecting his âparentsâ.
It would result in a massive loss of fans, and even his earlier fans would switch to other streamers.
âAlright,â Chen Yu calmly replied. âNext, we can begin treatment.â
Brother Xu looked troubled when he heard that.
Spending 3,000 yuan on a carnival gift was enough to keep Brother Xu up all night.
Asking him to pay 5,000 yuan for a consultation?
To be honest, it wasnât much different than severing a piece of his flesh.
âIâll pay the 5,000 yuan consultation fee. Dr. Chen, letâs start the consultation.â
A paid comment popped up in the livestream.
âBrother Xuâs Number One Fanâ appeared out of nowhere and commented.
âThank you for your kindness, Number One Fan.â
Brother Xu was overjoyed by this and thanked his fan profusely.
âAlright,â Chen Yu said with a faint smile, âyour first mental illness is your morbid self-control mood disorder.â
âWhat kind of illness is that?â
Brother Xu asked subconsciously.
âIâll explain to you later.â
Chen Yu brushed past Brother Xuâs question.
He then announced Brother Xuâs second mental illness.
Mania.
It was also the most dangerous type of manic syndromeâaggressive mania.
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