In his daily life with Kaichou Sama, Wu Yan pa.s.sed his insignificant days in a fulfilling way. His main duty is just to cook for Kaichou sama, or to serve her some tea. But with such a cute 2D shoujo moving around in front of him, heâs indescribably happy.
Our Kaichou sama was planning on just giving him a t.i.tle as butler, she didnât need one and she never wanted one as well. If not for his request, even the t.i.tle butler would have been dispensed with, she just wants to help him whoâs âhomelessâ. (TL: remember this p.r.i.c.k could beat the s.h.i.t out of anyone just by stuffing gold inside his socks.)
But, within this few days, with his service, she has become reliant on him. The reason is because within these few days she has been conquered. Her stomach, that isâŠ
With âCulinary masterâ, his ability as a chef is world cla.s.s, be it tea or rice or pastries, heâs an expert in all of them. In just 2 to 3 days, she who would eat anything even if itâs just plain rice and tea has been conquered, her taste has been conditioned (TL: lit her mouth has been raised artfully).
To capture oneâs heart, one must first capture her stomach, he skillfully changed the meal and snacks to different styles, not only did he subjugate her stomach, he inadvertently fattened her mom a bit.
Now that her stomach is in his hand, can the person resist for long?âŠ
Thatâs how he fantasized everyday anywayâŠ
And so, 3 days pa.s.sed, and they spent much of the time away in sweet moments mixed with a squabble here and there. On this day, she brought him a good news.
Squinting her eyes she gave a doc.u.ment to him.
âCongratulations, Yan, from tomorrow onwards, youâre a student of Hakuo Academy.â
About time it arrived!
âDing! M1 complete! Obtained Ep, Ip, Ap, Sp each 1000 pts!â
âDing! M2 initiated!â
Transcript world: Hayate the combat butler!
Transcript mission: Extermination!
M1: Enter Hakuo Academy and become a high school student (completed);
Reward: Ep, Ip, Ap, Sp 1000 pts;
M2: Waste the youkai leader residing in the old dormitory (TL: clues and explanation in later chapters.)
Reward: Ep, Ip, Ap, Sp 10000pts;
M3: Not initiated;
Receiving the doc.u.ment, the system notification streamed in, heâs surpressing his excitement on the surface but heâs basking in the blessing of the system inside his mind.
Youkai leader? Whatâs zat? Why the h.e.l.l is something like this in the old dormitory?
Why wasnât this in the original work? With so many people inside Hakuo, how come no one has discovered this apparition inside the old dormitory?
Suddenly, he recalled that in the original work something like this did happen once. One night, Hayate who was retrieving some stuff for Nagi went into the old dormitory by mistake, Hinagiku who came along due to the sound resulted in both of them being chased by a ghost. (Alright internet citizens, work your magic, get me a picture of these 2 getting chased by said monster(s?))
However, in reality, the ghost was just a stunt by Saginomiya Izumi. The purpose was to scare the two away, although she boke-ed (lit: commited boke, screwed up) in the end and Hayate saw through it. He didnât call her out for it and just took Hinagiku away from that place.
The elaborate hoax to scare of the two was done in order to properly conduct exorcism ritual without bringing collateral damage to both of them!
Could it be, that in the original work, Izumiâs target of exorcism was this youkai in the old dormitory?
Ai, why wasnâit a skirt chasing mission, the other MCs clearly did thoseâŠ
âWhatâs the matter? Yan, are you not happy?â
n.o.body knows for sure what psychological process he goes by, but in her eyes, after he received the doc.u.ment, he laughed for a bit and then just went blank there.
Maybe he got too happy? And now heâs become emotionally unstable?
He recovered and laughed it off.
âNo, Iâm very happy itâs just that I was thinking about some things.â
âWhat kind of things were you thinking to stare off into empty s.p.a.ce?â
Curious, she asked.
âHmmâŠâ
Taking a fake pose of contemplation he snickered.
âI was thinking, to prevent milady from getting fat, perhaps itâs high time to reduce your food consumptionâŠ.â
âYou canât!â
She shouted on reflex. But after she saw his grinning face, she turned red and shot an angry look at him.
âIâm the type that wonât get fat no matter how much I eat, so you donât have to worry about it. Also, didnât I say this already? Donât call me Young miss, seriously even before when we were in the student council, I had already told you to call me HinagikuâŠ.â
Opening the doc.u.ment he retrieved a piece of card, itâs his student card, handling it he chuckled.
âAlright, then hereafter I will refer to you asâŠ.â
âMilady Hinagiku!â
She was about to show her satisfied smile but seeing that he grinned and then shouted that out. Quickly he made his escape.
Stunned she got mad and grabbed her purse before giving chase.
âStand right there!â
âŠ.
Hinagikuâs mom just sat there on the sofa, watching the Tv. Listening to the squabble that would happen 2 or 3 times a day, she sighed and moaned.
âMust be nice to be youngâŠâ
âŠ.
The next day, Wu Yan came tos chool with Hinagiku, using hanky-panky tactics, he managed to squirm his way into being in the same cla.s.s as her.
âThis is our newest student council member, Wu Yan!â
At the moment, there stood 1 male and 6 female inside the student council room. Certainly, from the bystanderâs POV, the male looks like a winner in life that should be dragged out to be executed. But what they donât know, is that the male in this case wants to do nothing but jump down from the balcony just to get the h.e.l.l out of here.
Hinagiku stood there and happily introduced him to the 5 girls. He has a smile plastered on his face during this session. On the surface, heâs smiling, but inside of him, his heart has already turned to dust (TL: heâs dead, jim).
After sheâs done with introducing him, one of the 5 girls who stood opposite to him with purple hair and a notebook inside her hand raised smiled and greeted him.
âIâm the student council president Kasumi Aika, please to meet you.â
A girl with greyish silver hair and gla.s.ses who looked pretty fine looked at him with a serious stare. Right when heâs about to feel numb from the p.r.i.c.king gaze, she nodded to him.
âHarukaze Chiharu!â
âWa! A new face, to be recommended into student council by HinaHina (TL:someone confirm the original nickname in anime or manga because Iâm pretty sure itâs not little Hina as per raw), he must be an incredible dude!â
This girl had purple ten week stocks colored hair and twintails. At first glance, one can tell sheâs an energetic girl. Sheâs curiously studying him with a bubbly aura. That gaze, itâs as if she found something interesting.
âIâm Segawa Izumi, I will be in your care!â
âHanabishi Miki!â
This was a blue long haired girl with dead fish eyes.
âAsakaze Risa!â
This was a brown haired girl whoâs giving him a thumbâs up.
Looking at all these girls filled whoâs basically asking him to hurl tsukkomis, tears ran down his heartâs cheeks.
Itâs just recess and he was forcibly dragged to the student council room and he signed the âSlave contractâ, proudly becoming a member of the student council board.
Originally he nodded nonchalantly to this request because he thought he would be able to spend more time with Kaichou Sama and increasing his favorability with her. But he came to regret it very quickly.
This is because soon after, she brought these 5 grand G.o.ddess (TL: lit, but it carries a more sarcastic and humorous tone, the joke being that these 5 are so infamous they are G.o.ds .) while saying she wants to introduce them to each other.
Given the choice he would rather give himself 2 slaps then to come here.
These 5 are problem children!âŠ.
Kasumi aiko looks warm, acts like a nadeshiko, but the thing is, as anyone who have watched Hayate the combat butler knows, sheâs a girl (TL: both mandarin and j.a.panese have the same meaning, and since this is describing an anime characterâs trait Iâm putting in the j.a.p term instead of black stomach-ed). The notebook in her hand has a pretty cool name, itâs called the . Exactly what it says on the tin, this has the weakness of everybody she met written down. One wouldnât even know when she sniffed them out, as long as she gets a hold of this, one wouldnât know when or how an untimely death would happen.
And standing beside her, with a cool face, where she looks like nothing in the world could ever change her face is the taciturn harukaze chiharu. Her inner ident.i.ty is a very âautisticâ girl, why âautisticâ? Thatâs because though she may look completely composed, she has the soul of a maid. To hide her true self from others, she normally surpresses it within. Hanging out with her, who knows when he might be driven into psychosis by her.
If itâs just these 2 it would still be okay. Be a little careful around Aika, be a little bit level headed aorund Chiharu, with his profound understanding of 2D shoujos, he can still manage somewhat.
The truly terrifying ones however, are those âŠ
The three amiga grinning at him are segawa izumi, hanabishi miki, and asakaze risa. Respectively, , half dead corpse (TL:ćæ»äžæŽ», lit half dead not alive), too-much-energy to spare. These 3 problem children are known as âthe three stooges of Hakuo Academyâ. United theyâre not that big a deal, united however, means that there will always be an âincidentâ, basically, they will get into troubleâŠ
In the original work, one of the duo bearing the same t.i.tle as Magical Indexâs, Kamijou touch-a-t.i.t (TL: I s.h.i.t you not, äžæĄæćŠčæ, lit Kamijou shoujo touching hands, a joke about how his hands which can break supernatural things, manage to âbreak red string of fateâ, thereby gathering hordes of harem candidates). Hayate always pick up the slack after them, thatâs why the three of them can go about their merry lives. But he definitely doesnât want to be the tragic guy to for them!âŠ
Adding the perfect but dormant volcano-esque Kaichou sama, this student council, is probably only habitable to resilient lifeforms like HayateâŠ.
A⊠If only heaven would give me one more chance, surely I wouldâŠ
âYan, whatâre you s.p.a.cing out for? Hurry up and greet them!â
A jade-like beautiful hand slapped his shoulder, rescuing him from his hallucinated tragedy. Looking at the unamused Hinagiku, he wants to cry but somehow the tears wonât come out.
With a smile that canât get any more fake, he greeted them.
âGood day everyone, my nameâs Wu Yan, Iâm a chinese, I just came to Hakuo today, Hinagikuâs butler, I will be in your care!â
âHinagikuâs butler?â
Flabbergasted the 5 looked at him and Hinagiku with a face of disbelief.
In their heart, sheâs someone whoâs a perfect existence, academically good, excellent competencies, excelling at sports, good at house keeping, with a countenance that make peopleâs jaw drop. No matter how one looks at it, she doesnât look like she needs a butler to look after her.
If anything, if itâs her becoming a butler, that would make a far more reasonable choiceâŠ
Now, a dude comes running from nowhere and announces himself to be her butler, not for anyone but for Hinagiku, how can that beâŠ.
After being blown away, they recovered with a smile. Coming to his front, they cornered him. On their face
âNe ne, Wu Yan kun, why did you become HinaHinaâs butler, it doesnât make sense, is there something going on behind the scenes? Why donât you fill us in on the details.â
âAs members of the same organization, we are henceforth brother in arms, donât try to hide anything from us!â
âDid you maybe picked a fight with HinaHina, got your a.s.s handed to you and then fell for HinaHinaâs charm. Finally turning into her âloyal suporterâ?â
âSp
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