Ethan entered Maxâs room. The curtains were drawn, and the air was thick with the scent of regret and cheap alcohol. Max was curled up on his side, a pillow muffling his whines.
"Max, buddy. You alive?" Ethan asked, sitting on the edge of the bed.
Max groaned, slowly removing the pillow. His face was pale, his eyes bloodshot, and his head pulsed with a thousand tiny hammers. "E-Ethan? Oh God, Iâm dying. Iâve ruined everything. Donât look at me."
"Nonsense, Max. Youâre just paying the interest on your fun debt."
[MEDICAL NOTE: The human body is a fascinating machine. It can survive fragmentation grenades but is crippled by two glasses of cheap tequila. Priority: Hydration, Electrolytes, and maybe a priest.]
Max sat up slowly. "My God, my head. And my car! My Cayenne! It was at that terrible bar, The Blind Pig. I parked it right outside. Itâs probably been stolen by now, or towed!"
"Relax, Max," Ethan reassured him calmly. "Itâs fine. My friends, Jason and his crew, picked us up. They secured your Cayenne. Itâs safely parked in the university service lot."
Max blinked, confused. "Your... friends? Oh, those big guys? The ones that looked like they eat steel for breakfast? Did they really bring my truck back? Wow. Theyâre... intense."
"Very intense. Now listen up. We have an emergency," Ethan said, his voice lowering to a conspiratorial whisper.
Ming, drawn by the commotion and the potential for new gossip, slipped into the room. "What emergency? Is it about Quinn? I think she likes me, Ethan! She was practically floating when I told her Iâd talk to her tomorrow!"
"Yes, you two are adorable," Ethan dismissed him quickly, turning back to Max. "Max, you messed up, Ruby is pissed, and she demands restitution."
Max slumped. "I know, I ruined my shot. Sheâs great, Ethan. Sheâs funny, sharp, and yeah, she likes nice things. But I like her! If sheâs purely materialistic, I donât want to chase her."
Ethan leaned in, his expression becoming serious. "Max, listen to me. Everyone is materialistic in this life. Everyone is interested. You want Ruby because sheâs gorgeous, right? Youâd pursue her even if she were poor."
"Well... maybe not
poor
," Max admitted sheepishly. "But yeah, sheâs hot."
"Exactly," Ethan said with a snap of his fingers. "You want her body because itâs beautiful and curvy. She wants your money because itâs comfortable and provides security. Itâs a beautiful, honest exchange. You want her cunt, she wants your cash. Give her the cash, get the cunt. Itâs business."
Ming looked horrified. "Ethan! You canât say that! Thatâs so cynical!"
[No, Ming. Thatâs pure, beautiful capitalism applied to carnal relations. Ethan is a genius. A simple equation: Maturity = Money. The Champion is speaking the truth of the universe!]
"Iâm giving him the truth, Ming. Now, Max, Ruby likes Hermès. Go online right now and find a small, classic bag. Get it delivered to the dorm tomorrow morning. Tell her itâs a âSorry I was a slobâ gift. Thatâs your entry ticket."
Maxâs eyes widened with comprehension and a flicker of hope. "Hermès... Got it! Youâre a savage, Ethan, but thank you! Iâm doing it right now!" He grabbed his phone, forgetting his hangover momentarily.
Ming shook his head, still processing Ethanâs harsh dating philosophy. "I still canât believe how blunt you are. You really donât care about anything but the exchange."
"I care about results, Ming. Now, since youâre here, letâs talk about women, you idiot," Ethan grinned, nudging Ming. "Since youâre so worried about Rubyâs materialism, letâs talk about bodies. You were there when Hailey and the girls were dancing. What did you think of the merchandise?"
"Hailey is beautiful. She has a killer smile and those bright eyes. Ruby has a great bodyâcurvy and all." Ming then sighed dreamily. "But Quinn... sheâs not drop-dead gorgeous, but sheâs the most beautiful. Sheâs serious, smart, and professional. I love that formal look on her."
"Good for you, Ming. Find the one you love," Ethan nodded. "Now, letâs talk about the Koala. Hailey."
"Hailey? Oh, sheâs perfect too! But so small, almost petite," Max piped up from his phone, now fully engaged.
"Yeah, I heard that you like them flat as a board, Ethan, is that true? Is that why sheâs your type?" Ming teased, a wide grin forming.
Ethan shrugged, a playful spark in his eye. "I wouldnât turn down a lovely c***. And with that size, she must be incredibly tight. Probably delicious."
All three burst into laughter, the tension completely broken.
"Dude! That is a terrible thing to say!" Max wheezed, clutching his stomach. "But also, hilariously true! I can only imagine!"
"Youâre all disgusting!" Ming joked, but his smile was huge.
Ethan leaned back, satisfied with the bonding moment. "I just call it as I see it, boys. Now, Max, go get that Hermès bag. Ming, go text Quinn. I have a more complicated transaction to figure out."
Max was already focused on his phone. "Youâre a genius, Ethan! Iâll see you tomorrow."
Ming left, still smiling widely.
Ethan was alone again. He stood by the doorway, his playful mood dissolving quickly.
[That was quite a performance, Champion. So cynical, so pragmatic. It seems youâve come a long way from the boy who used to believe in fairytales and "true love." I distinctly recall you thinking all that bullshit was real.]
"Yeah, well," Ethan muttered, staring out the window at the quiet campus. "It appears you were right all along, System. Everything is just an exchange."
[Oh? Did Chloeâs departure wound you so deeply that you became a ruthless philosopher? I thought your heart was made of steel and high-speed fiber optics now.]
Ethan didnât answer immediately. He walked out of Maxâs room and back toward his own. He paused at his door, running a hand over the wood.
He stepped inside, closed the door softly, and quickly changed, stripping off his clothes entirely. He lay down naked on his bed, staring up at the ceiling of his dorm room.
"Itâs not that," Ethan finally replied, his voice barely a whisper in the silent room. "Itâs just that... I genuinely liked her."
[You liked her so much that youâve slept with every woman youâve encountered since she left. You even brought the first hooker you fucked home as a trophy. A strange way to show affection for the girl you liked.]
"She is not a trophy," Ethan snapped back, his voice hardening slightly.
[Oh, sure. Not a trophy. Then tell me, why do you keep her in your house? To read you bedtime stories? Or just to keep the trophy shelf from looking empty?]
Ethan closed his eyes, his breathing heavy. He let the Systemâs cutting sarcasm hang in the air, a constant reminder of the darkness he had chosen.