"My lady..."
"Speak, Husband, what do you desire?" As she spoke, Yang Chuxia hooked Ye Ziâanâs chin with her finger.
Ye Ziâanâs voice was hoarse as he said, "Iâll follow my ladyâs lead, but can we hurry it up a bit?"
In the dimly lit room, the scant lantern light made the scene incredibly sensual.
It wasnât until the first crow of the rooster in Yangshu Village that Yang Chuxia finally fell into a deep sleep.
When she opened her eyes again, it was already midday, and she could hear Ye Ziâan reading the Three Character Classic to the two children in the outer room.
Yang Chuxia wistfully thought to herself, when the children begin to speak, would their first words be "At the beginning of mankind"?
Ye Ziâanâs voice came through again.
"Yangyang, Daddy knows youâre the most mischievous, but when Daddyâs not at home, you must be obedient, you hear? You canât be naughty and upset your mother. Be good, just like Lele, donât cause trouble. Otherwise, wait and see if Daddy doesnât spank you when he gets back."
The little dumpling Yangyang seemed to sense his daddyâs sternness and actually pouted.
"You little rascal, dare to pout," Ye Ziâan tapped on Yangyangâs little nose, "When youâre a bit more sensible, Iâll spank you, but for now, Iâll just remember this. So young and already daring to disobey Daddy, huh? Hmph, should I get a little notebook and jot down all the times you and Lele are naughty? When you grow up, weâll settle the score gradually. Hmph, then Iâll let your mother watch with the notebook while I spank you, and she can help count how many more times you can be spanked. Good son, remember, when you cry, make it loudâyour mother finds it amusing when you cry, and sheâll laugh. Remember to make your mother laugh."
"Haha..." Yang Chuxia, whoâd been listening from the inner room, couldnât hold back any longer.
Good Lord, she finally found someone even weirder than herself, she was dying of laughter.
Hearing the commotion from the inside, there was a moment of embarrassment for the man outside as he exchanged several glances with his two dumpling sons. When he noticed the sound from inside softening a bit, he composed himself and walked into the inner room.
Seeing him come in made Yang Chuxia laugh even harder.
"Brother An, youâre so funny."
He knew she must have heard what he said, otherwise she wouldnât be laughing like this.
"Heh heh, others entertain their relatives with colorful clothes, but in the future, weâll entertain them by spanking our son."
"PfftâI bet our son will absolutely despise himself for not having the eyes to choose better, to be born to such heartless parents."