Chapter 364

Chapter 364: Random Draws

Translator: imperfectluck Editor: Pranav

“By the way, Roland, why haven’t you been making your Gachapon draws lately?”

Harloys had received many benefits from being Roland’s soulbound equipment, and she was quite curious about the System hidden within him. The System’s power to distort karma was absolutely inconceivable. As long as it was used properly, it would be ridiculously powerful.

“…I recently used some draws but never got a single good item.”

“Why haven’t I heard you mention this before!?”

Harloys was astonished to hear this. With her understanding of Roland, he would have definitely bragged about and shown off anything wonderful he obtained. So, since he wasn’t bragging about his good luck, that meant…

“…Yep, there’s no need to talk about the results. In the last ten draws, I got five blue, four purple, and one orange.”

“That’s not bad, though—why didn’t you mention it at all?”

As of late, Harloys had come to understand Roland’s strange terms. Blue meant Elite-tier, purple meant Myth, or Epic-tier, and orange meant Legend-tier items. Getting four Epic-tier items—and one rated even higher—seemed like quite the good deal to her.

“I’ll refrain from mentioning the Elite items. Although none of them are that great, they’re at least somewhat usable.”

“…Then the Epic-tier items should be even better.”

“Yep, I was delighted when I got my first Epic-tier item. It was ‘Kratos’ Guide to Melee Combat, Part 1.'” [1] 1

“Kratos? Who’s that?”

“Some vicious individual who’s skilled at slaying demons, dragons, and Gods. To use a not-so-suitable analogy, he’s basically the equivalent of a great Sword Saint from the immemorial generation.”

“Then isn’t that a wonderful thing?”

“I looked through this book, and it was indeed written by him. Slaying an immemorial War God, singlehandedly killing a SemiGod Hydra, and engaging in melee combat with colossal gargoyle monsters. This Part 1 book contains his heroic deeds, where he defeated everyone and made himself look stronger than the Gods. I checked the historical records, and he really was a person from the immemorial generation.”

“…Then why aren’t you happy?”

“Just Part 1 alone is incredibly thick. You could use it as a brick! And it doesn’t contain any techniques about practical combat whatsoever. It only has his heroic deeds, which means it’s nothing more than the game’s history to me—er—like a knight novel. How could I possibly be happy? Not only that, the final page of Part 1 stated that Part 2 has the secret techniques on how to craft his unique weapons, and that Part 3 has his combat techniques and experience.”

“I understand now. Part 1 was useless, while the other parts are useful. And you never drew the other parts, which is why you’re so depressed!”

“No, I actually drew Part 2 right after that one, which included the technique to create the immemorial God Weapon known as the Chaos Sword…”

“What? Show me!”

After some slight hesitation, I handed over a very small booklet.

“…That’s all? The materials required, the smithing process, enchantment, and everything else necessary for a God Equipment’s construction should be enough to fill up an entire library.”

Well, there was no need for me to explain anything to her as she immediately opened up the booklet. After reading what was written, her expression was one of shock—the contents were, to say the least, quite simple.

“Find a God, kill him, then steal his weapon. There you go, now you have a God Equipment. After killing off several Gods, you’ll definitely obtain a one-handed God-tier sword sooner or later. If you’re too unlucky, then try again. But this method is somewhat limited. For instance, I found a Harem God last time and managed to slay him, which gave me a two-handed sword God Equipment. Unfortunately, I don’t know twin-handed sword techniques, so I was unable to use it. Ptui! These random drops are so ridiculous, and the God Equipment is bound to my soul, so I can’t even give it away to one of my followers.”

“…Haha. I suppose he’s such a practical fellow.”

Harloys forced herself to chuckle twice in an effort to console me as I was becoming more and more annoyed.

“Good luck to you. Perhaps you’ll even draw Part 3 in the future. At the very least, the fighting techniques in Part 3 should be useful, right?”

“…Don’t even mention it! I, in fact, did draw ‘Kratos’ guide to melee combat’ yet again.”

Harloys sympathetically looked over at me. Even though I was trying my best to keep up a smile, it was apparent that there had been some problem—that was how my luck typically went.

“You can’t learn the technique?”

“…No, although I drew ‘Kratos’ guide to melee combat,’ again, this time it was ‘The continuation of my heroic deeds that I didn’t mention last time, so allow me to continue in this addendum.’ I read it for two hours—how this Spartan Kratos fellow discussed fighting with his SemiGod brother, how he challenged the Titan Giants, and how he was being hunted by the Mother Earth Goddess. As expected of a hero with Barbarian blood, he sure knows how to brag. If everything he said was real, then wouldn’t he be able to kill off the Gods and destroy the world…?”

“…I truly do sympathize with you. But if these were three out of four of the Epic-tier items, what was the fourth?”

“Ha! The fourth one was ‘The addendum to the addendum of Kratos’ guide to melee combat: Since I know you didn’t really believe me, now let me tell you all the evidence; just listen, that Titan Giant was truly larger than a mountain, and this Hydra was larger than a ship…’ I read this book for two full days and deeply learned about the importance of teaching literacy to the Barbarians. Forget about misspelled words—he didn’t even use any punctuation! Do you know what it’s like to have obsessive-compulsive disorder and correct every single bit of his punctuation? I read it for two days, but I spent two weeks correcting his grammar!”

“You really did finish it!”

“…Well, he’s still a super powerful individual from the immemorial generation. Perhaps he knew some top secrets. But the result was…”

“Don’t frown like that. It’s still of the Epic tier, right? It should at least be something good. A God Equipment?”

“Ha, from a certain standpoint, it really was. Kratos’ full set of defensive equipment, the real deal.”

“Doesn’t that mean you profited in the end? Wait a moment, you said that Kratos was a Barbarian…”

“…That’s right! No matter if it was the immemorial generation or in today’s age, Barbarians have always fought while naked. But, Kratos was better than most as he still wore one defensive piece of equipment, which my System reviewed as Legend-tier.”

“…So what was it?”

“Well, it’s a poop-yellow pair of strawberry blazoned underwear, original flavor. Would you like it? I’ll give it to you for free!”

“…Disgusting! Hurry up and throw it away! You actually carry such a disgusting thing on yourself!?”

“I don’t have any choice. It’s the same as those soulbound twin swords of his—his underpants are actually soulbound to me! I can’t even throw it away if I want to! Come, why don’t you try?”

After some chaos and scuffling, I confirmed that even though Harloys also counted as my bound equipment, she was still unable to equip this shining “soulbound” underwear of mine. I could only helplessly bring out a large amount of bandages, tie the underwear up again, and throw it back into my personal dimensional storage.

“…Truly a pitfall of Gachapon draws. At least those Elite-tier items were useful, right?”

“Yeah, the Elite-tier items were special type of cards, each with a rune etched onto it. As long as I got “San, Yang, Kai, Tai!” I would be able to obtain a God Equipment that Kratos had personally used. For this, I even specifically asked my System. She said there would be no pitfall involved with the God Equipment and it would definitely be real.”

“You have five Elite grade items? Doesn’t that mean you drew them all? There are only four runes, right?”

“Yep. Although I drew two “Yang” runes, I indeed drew all four of those runes. But…”

“But?”

“I didn’t draw the exclamation mark! The damned exclamation mark was required for part of the runes as well! I needed a total of five runes, including the punctuation!”

“…You could have kept drawing. You would have drawn it sooner or later.”

“Heh heh, just where do you think that 418 Justice Point random draw package deal idea came from? After that, I drew ‘?’, ‘,”.’, ‘:’, ‘;’, and even ‘…’ and ‘¿’. The System must have been trying to torture me! San, Yang, Kai, and Tai? Why was there only no damned exclamation mark!?!”

“I can understand how you feel. But please don’t stress out about it—that’s just how random draws work. Some people win, and some people lose…”

“Haha, but I’ve never won! Relax. I already know how to make myself feel better. Whenever I’m feeling terrible, all I have to do is make someone feel even worse. Heh, I’ve already made arrangements with the Justice Points system. They want to obtain my treasures? Sure, but they’re going to have to make random draws! The 418 Justice Point random draw package deal is only the basic package. There’s also 688 and 1088! My goal is to make others draw till they quit or go bankrupt!”

“Why don’t you learn how to quit first?”

Note:

[1] TL/N: Reference to Kratos from the game God of War.

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