Mason was having so much fun, he almost forgot why he was fighting. But his divine title flared and he knew Demi and the others must have been getting closer. He wasnât sure that was wise, but he trusted them. He also felt Streak springing towards closer, which would make the killing even better.
He hoped the creatures would all stop and fight right here and forget the city. Heâd work on his wings. Streak could test out Transformationâs limits through Pack Brother. They hadnât really fought a big challenge
together
in awhile. They could make a whole day of it.
He was also dripping with blood, acid, and venom. His skin and eyes burned, but that was nothing new. The undead were coming at him from every angle and in countless variety, the little patch of light bathing them all from the hole in the cloud above.
He couldnât seem to hurt the altar through that golden shield, but heâd smashed the shit out of their stupid little construction project. What was left of it lay scattered in piles of metal and bone on the ground.
âThatâs a real shame,â he said, ripping apart another skeleton builder as it went for the pieces. He picked one up and tossed it about five hundred feet away. âOh dear. That looked important.â
Several snake-man-constructs hissed and coated him with venom again from several angles. There was no escaping it unless he jumped off.
His many resistances to undead and poison flared. He closed his eyes and wiped some off, spitting as he tried to get some off his lips.
âWhy canât it just be swords, or whatever? Why is it
always
disgusting?â
The snake-men-constructs slithered at him with fangs bared from distended jaws. He crushed a couple and dodged around his clearing, refusing to take hits from snakes of any kind unless strictly necessary.
He wasnât
afraid
of them anymore. And maybe anything, except losing people he cared about. But he still just found themâŠgross. Really gross.
A big, furry object came flying through the air, and Mason grinned as Streak crushed a snake and tumbled over with a whiny growl. He stood and gave a happy look, tongue hanging as his head quirked.
âI told you the boots are harder than they look,â he said. âYeah you did look stupid. Oh look out.â
A giant skeleton drove a spear into Streakâs ass. The wolf howled and spun, ripping the thingâs arm off. Mason crossed the gap and started raking and smashing again with Shapeshifted claws. Heâd found it was easier to break bones and swap back to the weapons this way, and no-one was around to get freaked out anyway.
âWell what did you think would happen?â He rolled his eyes as Streak whined and jumped at another skeleton. âWeâre in the middle of an army!â
The wolf took half a dozen more hits as they fought, but Mason wasnât worried. Heâd long ago given up teaching the wolf to âdodgeâ. He took some with Shared Pain, letting most just heal with his now shared passives. Killing the wolf next to him wasnât much different than killing
him
. Unless it was something with truly horrific hitting power, he just didnât worry anymore.
They broke bone and stone and made a big, glorious mess. Some kind of mummy-like creature threw a smoke bomb at them, which finally flared Apex Predator and made him swap a few affinities. He cut his way to the mummy and ripped it half.
Then there was another mummy with a sword and shield. This one moved like one of those zombies in a newer movie, where it jumped around and actually knew how to fight. Streak grabbed it out of the air by a leg. Mason ripped off its head.
He was about ready to work on his wings again when the golden altar made a sound like a bell. A force burst out strong enough it staggered him a few steps, then the light grew brighter and brighter until he had to squint and look away.
âPhase two,â he mumbled. âAre we fighting blind? I think weâre fighting blind.â
The skeletons, unsurprisingly, werenât bothered. They renewed their attack, and Mason thrashed around with his arms up to protect his head. Streak was whining and growling as he covered his face or ran around in little circles.
âWhat do you want me to do? Itâs the stupid altar thing and I canât break it. I tried.â He rolled his eyes as Streak kept on pouting. âJump off and get Blake then. Maybe he can figure out a way toâŠâ
The wolf leapt and left him there without a second of hesitation.
âIâll be fine!â He shouted after it. âDonât worry about me. Even though I was excited to fight together!â
Something clubbed him in the cheek, and he growled and rammed his forehead into its stupid face. Or chest. Well he really had no idea, but it exploded. With some kind of goo.
He sighed and wiped a dirty arm over his face. Apparently it was sticky, and now in his fur. He spun away swiping, feeling his marilith arms still stabbing away without the slightest hesitation. So that was neat. The magic sword apparently didnât need him to see. You learned something every day.
**
Blake blinked as a flying wolf landed and rolled in front of his chariot.
âWell hello Streak,â he said. âThatâs a new power. How exciting.â
The wolf hopped up and waved his head for Blake to follow.
âAfraid I have orders, my large, hairy friend. Iâm to guard the baggage train like a good soldier. No adventures for me.â
Streak stared at him with those glowing green eyes. The giant creature was almost as big as Blakeâs chariot now, and covered in bone dust and bits of shattered dead things.
It was a kind of disconcerting thing to have stare at you under any circumstances. And it gave no impression of understanding, just making the same head gesture again. Blake turned to Demi with a sigh.
âCan you possibly explain in wolf, my dear? OrâŠfeed him. Or something.â
The lovely Oklahoma native met the wolfâs eyes and locked into some kind of staring contest. Blake watched in fascination, deciding it might be rather useful to figure out âmind powers for animalsâ.
âMason said he needed your help,â Demi explained. âSomething about a glowing light.â
Mason? Asking for help? Even
more
intriguing. And now that it was mentioned, Blake did see some kind of bright light in the distance. But with all the bodies and dust and darkness from the sky above, it was a bit hard to see anything.
He put a hand to his chin. A request from Mason certainly trumped an order from Phuong. But the player army had arranged itself and was now pushing into the enemy horde. They were out there flashing with magic and earning their little glory. He was sure it was all very exciting.
Blake (and Demi) were just supposed to guard their rear and cover anyone who needed to fall back. An important job, to be sure, and one he was more than capable of doing. He was also on a âmake everyone important happyâ quest, and âeveryone importantâ definitely included Phuong.
âNavi?â His construct floated above his face. âGo and tell Phuong that my brother requested my service, please. But I defer to his judgment. If he needs me here, then here I shall remain.â
The floating light zipped off as instructed, and he waited in his chariot with a sigh. Streak jerked his head even
more
dramatically to follow, as if Blake were some kind of idiot.
âSo,â he looked at Demi and smiled. âI can see youâve been blessed with eternity like my brother and the late great emperor. How
did
you do it? Any tips for us mere mortals?â
He could tell he made the poor girl uncomfortable. With the exception of Haley, his brother wasnât really into theâŠgregarious, social type. It seemed he preferred simple and prettyâa good, clean farmerâs daughter, back before the madness.
Demi shrugged like she hadnât thought about it and hadnât expected anyone to be interested. Blake made sure not to roll his eyes as he waited.
âIâŠdidnât do anything, really. As soon as I got my prestige class it just happened. Itâs to do with Gaia.â
âAh yes, Gaia.â Blake clucked his tongue. âHad I known immortality was one seduction away, I might have picked nature, too. Iâm afraid my patron would be the type to
promise
immortality, but then give me each year on a case by case basis.â
He smiled, but the girl looked so confused or unsure what to say he just turned back and waited on Navi.
âYour brotherâŠâ Demi said a little while later, which got him to turn back. âWhat was he likeâŠbefore all this?â
Blake grinned, letting a few memories play in his mind. He blocked out the ones with his parents or friends, trying to eject these into some mental partition or another.
âThe same, really. Stoic. A boy who looked at the world and didnât enjoy the experience. Grumpier, if you can believe it. But not so serious.â
Demi smiled at this, at least. Blake sighed and watched the battle, knowing Mason was in there somewhere, punching the biggest bully he could find.
âNo,â he said again, ânot so different.â He turned to the girl and smiled. âI apologize if Iâve beenâŠan ass. Change is difficult. I can see you love my brother, and that makes us family, donât you think?â
He could see the girl was worried he was setting up some new verbal trap, but eventually she nodded.
âGood.â He took one of her hands in both of his before she could consider pulling away. âIâm afraid youâll have to learn to tolerate me. Iâm mostly harmless. Just trying to keep busy. Entertained.â He winked. âClassic little brother. But you just tell me when Iâm too much.â
Demi looked at him with those enthralling, magic eyes, and for the first time he caught something more in there. Like she was looking straight into him. Maybe this one was more than a pretty face. And a great ass. And a nice, perky pair ofâŠ
âOnly an idiot would think you were harmless, Blake Nimitz.â
He felt the first genuine smile take over his face, then he let out a spurt of laughter.
âTrue,â he pat Demiâs hand and let go as he looked back at the battle. âFortunately for me, the world is full of idiots.â
Navi came whipping back with a satisfied, glowing little grin.
âHe says you can go now, master. But he also says itâs unlikely you can reach your brother with âthat undead army in the wayâ.â
Blake shook his head, preparing to turn his chariot into the bronze age version of the DeLorean from Back to the Future.
âYou see?â he muttered, mostly to himself. âFilled to the brim.â