Chapter 32

EP 32 – Last Room on the Left(5)

“I think I’m pregnant.”

Erina came into my office near the end of work and said that with a blush on her face. It seemed that elves could immediately tell when they were pregnant. Or maybe there was a magic pregnancy test? I said to Erina as I gathered the documents piled up on my desk.

“Congratulations.”

If a child was on the way, it was something to be celebrated. After all, it wasn’t like I was going to raise the child, nor I’ll say it’s mine. Enjoying carefree pleasure in this otherworld wasn’t something I had expected, but since we both had fun, it was fair enough.

Over the past ten days, we had tried countless positions. Erina was wonderful—enough to make me envious of A.A.. If there had been a review page, I would have left a 5 star rating with a comment like, “Good eats! ^^.” If I had marked each time I came, Erina’s thighs would have been inked black by now.

Erina responded to my dry congratulations in an equally indifferent tone. She seemed unsure if she should be happy about being pregnant.

“Yes… I suppose it’s something to celebrate. Whether I should be grateful to you is another matter.”

“So, the work is finished.”

“Y, Yes… it’s over now. Honestly, your disgusting sex was just painful.”

She’s always patronizing. Even though she said things like that every day, she willingly spread her legs whenever I came to her. However, I had no more intention of actively seeking sex from Erina. There was no justification for it. Honestly, it was a bit of a shame, but if I insisted on continuing, I’d just be a sex-crazed fool. That wasn’t right. After all, I was just helping to ‘make a baby.’

“Still, you’re the child’s real father. So you’re welcome to visit the elf kingdom anytime you want.”

“My child?”

Erina looked at me with an incredulous expression.

“Yes, it’s still your child, isn’t it?”

“No. That child is the hero’s and Princess Erina’s.”

“You’re crazy.”

Erina shook her head, utterly exasperated. I had no intention of asserting any parental rights over that child. Even if A.A. died, that child would always be theirs.

After muttering something to herself, Erina noticed the significantly reduced stack of documents on my desk and asked.

“You’ve cleared up a lot of work.”

“Yes. We’ve finished assigning the people entering the village, and all the farmland and houses have been distributed. Being a lord is tough work.”

“It’s rare for so many monsters to appear around here. Honestly, I want to commend your efforts in protecting this small territory without any major damage.” ṝàℕՕ𐌱Ёs

“Feel free to praise me all you want. I love compliments.”

At those words, Erina got angry again. She seemed particularly irritable today.

“That arrogant attitude is why I can never say anything nice. How can a priest be so flippant and immoral?”

Erina, a married woman who had dallied with another man and even became pregnant, was lecturing me about morality. But I knew just the thing to shut her up. Conveniently, a letter from the hero arrived this morning.

When they had parted ways, Erina had said she’d be going to the elf kingdom to investigate, but it seemed the hero didn’t know her address there. Judging by label, ‘Please deliver to Princess Erina of the Elf Kingdom,’ it was clear.

The elf kingdom usually discarded most letters from the human territories and only accepted those with the seal of a lord or higher, or those written in elvish.

“Speaking of which, I received a letter from the hero.”

“A letter? When?”

“This morning.”

“Why didn’t you tell me earlier!”

Erina snatched the letter from my hand, and hastily tore open the envelope. As she read its contents, she placed a hand over her chest. And the way her ears twitched showed she was in a very good mood. I’d noticed during sex that her ears moved whenever she was happy.

“What does it say?”

“Ah… A.A…”

Erina patted her chest with deep emotion. She looked like a mother receiving a letter from a long-lost son, assuring her, ‘I’m safe.’ In fact, I was a bit surprised. I hadn’t thought A.A. would send a letter.

In the game, A.A. was dumb as a rock, and knew nothing but sex and macho confessions. Did she become more sensitive after becoming a woman? I began reading the letter.

—Erina, I’m on a carriage heading to the sea right now. I think I might find the secret elixir that can turn me back into a man in the trading city.

Do you remember? When we first met, I had to disinfect a wound, and we went down to the stream. As you washed your feet by the water, you told me you could’ve escaped without my help. Erina, you’ve always been confident and brave, even without me.

Erina, do you think it’s overly presumptuous of me to imagine you missing me and being unable to sleep? I hope you don’t worry about me, but on the other hand, I hope you think of me.

Erina, I’m heading to a trade city by the sea. I heard they sell jewelry boxes made from beautiful seashells there. I’ll bring one back as a gift. I miss you.—

“He says he’s heading to a trade city by the sea.”

“He must think he’ll find the elixir that will turn him back into a man there.”

Erina was overjoyed at first, but then her expression shifted to one of unease as she gently rubbed her belly. It was hard to tell whether she truly wanted A.A. to find the elixir or not. Her face was a storm of conflicting emotions.

“There’s no such elixir in this world.”

Who in their right mind would play an eroge where the main female character turns into a man? An elixir that turns male characters into females was plausible, but nobody would bother creating one that works the other way around.

“Aren’t you jumping to conclusions? A.A. will definitely find the elixir.”

“And if he does, will you abort the child inside you?”

At those words, Erina fell silent and instinctively covered her stomach. Her face turned pale, but eventually regained its color.

“…. That’s ridiculous! Are you really a priest?”

“I never said it as a fact. I was just curious about your thoughts, Princess.”

“That’s…..”

Erina pressed her lips and avoided my gaze. She was clearly contemplating, but soon, she shook her head and answered firmly.

“I won’t do such a thing. It’s my child, conceived by my own choices.”

Honestly, I was curious whether the hero would believe the absurd story of magically conceiving a child. If she was serious enough to search for a potion to turn back into a man, wouldn’t she believe in magic that creates life?

“So, what do you plan to do now?”

“I’ll keep an eye on the situation, and I’ll go back to the elf kingdom first.”

“You’re not going with the hero?”

“What would A.A. think if he found out I got pregnant while staying here with you?”

“He’d make a logical conclusion.”

“If you dare say a word to A.A., I’ll kill you….”

Erina flared up once again. Teasing her was just so entertaining. As I waved my hand to calm her down, she let out a deep sigh and shook her head.

“Really, you’re weird.”

I got up from my desk. Erina was talking with her eyes closed for a bit, so when she opened them, they widened in surprise as she watched me approaching. Ignoring her reaction, I leaned in and kissed her.

“Mm? Mmph? Mmm…”

Erina seemed to resist for a moment in surprise, but soon opened her mouth and accepted my kiss. After a long exchange of tongues, she withdrew hers from my mouth, dripping saliva to the floor. Covering her flushed face with her hands, she muttered as if trying to hide her excitement.

“There’s… there’s no need for this kind of thing anymore, is there?”

“Are you sure you’re pregnant?”

“Th-that’s…”

“Couldn’t it just be that your period is a little late? It happens sometimes, doesn’t it?”

I whispered as I wrapped my arm around Erina’s shoulder. With her face still flushed, she gave a small nod.

“That’s right. Sometimes it’s late for a few days.”

“So, shouldn’t we make sure? It’s work, isn’t it?”

“That’s right. It’s work… this is, this is just work… Mmmph…”

I covered Erina’s lips again. I began to fondle her body to my heart’s content, squeezing her àss and bréasts. Trembling like an aspen, Erina reached her climax and licked my lips, saying.

“Let’s go to the room. The last room on the left. My room.”

I nodded with a smirk. It was just business, after all. Erina was enjoying the sex. I explored her body as I pleased, and she, intoxicated by my body, screamed. The last room on the left.

No one ever came to this secluded room. Only the joyful voices that continued late into the night spoke of the room’s secret.

“Slurp… slurp… ah… mm… ummph…”

Erina was shaking her head vigorously with my cóck in her mouth. I asked while stroking her head.

“Does this have anything to do with making a baby?”

“Mmmph… slurp… you, you have to do this to get hard quickly… the, there’s no choice.”

Erina voraciously blowed me as she spouted nonsense of an excuse. I gently shook my stiff díck, and she turned around and proffered her àss. I traced along her exposed sIit, before finally digging in.

“Ahh! Ah! Ahhh! Good! Ah! Ah! Ah! More! More! Ugh!”

Erina moaned as she got impaled by my díck. Slap, slap—. The sound of flesh filled the silent, secluded left room.

“More…! Harder… ahhh…! Ugh…! Ugh… good…”

As I moved my hips, I suddenly remembered the contents of the hero’s letter. Comparing what was written to Erina’s current appearance, there couldn’t be a more amusing story. What did it say?

—Erina, you’ve always been confident and brave, even without me.

“Ahh!, Ahh… More, more… Deeper… Eung…! Ahhh! Good… Aaaah!!”

—Erina, do you think it’s overly presumptuous of me to imagine you missing me and being unable to sleep?

“Inside… do it inside…! ugh… deeper… ugh… aahhhh…! Yes….”

—I hope you don’t worry about me, but on the other hand, I hope you think of me.

“Aaaahhhh!!!”

The hero’s letter was still on my desk.