I Have A Friend Now (1)
âLet's GOO! I am spinach, SPINACHHHHH,â Ye Lang switched from his initial taunts to this song. He sang while hiding, quite pleased with himself.
â...â Coldblood Five stopped, then calmly inspected Ye Lang.
â??â Ye Lang also stopped, thinking sheâd given up. Well that definitely didnât happen. He suddenly understood the common phrase: Never provoke women, theyâre too scary!! Coldblood Five directly sent a full force of douqi towards Ye Lang. If he was in its way, heâd be less than mush! Could he dodge? Well, Ye Lang was too small to leave the range of attack. âFuck me!!â Ye Lang raised both hands to create the Alchemy Formation, producing a Moon Mirror to protect himself. Thank god he had a few tricks up his sleeve!
Boom!
The laboratory exploded. Coldblood Five also seemed to have forgotten she was in a laboratory, that it was a dangerous place. She only acted without thinking after being provoked by Ye Lang.
After the incident, she did wonder why she did what she did. Why was she even triggered? She used to be able to ignore things a million times worse than this, but why was she provoked then? She didnât understand, and probably wouldnât ever!! Perhaps Ye Lang was being too annoying, he was still prancing at the face of a problem like that!
âLittle Five you dumbo, donât you know itâs dangerousâŠ. Hey, where are you?â Ye Lang shouted for a bit, then realised the laboratory was suddenly empty. He couldnât see anyone, as if Coldblood Five was never there. âUnlessâŠ.â Ye Lang thought of a possibility, then started to search on the ground. Unfortunately, the ground was a mess, and that was a huge problem.
âFRANK!!â Coldblood Fiveâs voice rang, bringing with it a strong surge of anger.
âPresent!!â Ye Lang answered, as if indifferent to her rage. He only asked, âLittle Five, tell me, did you shrink too?â He couldnât see Coldblood Five, so it was a huge possibility. The alchemy experiment he was conducting previously was similar, so the effect could probably be the same.
âYou donât say! I will kill you!!â Coldblood Five technically didnât answer his question, but it was confirmed. She was indeed tiny.
âThis is going to be fun, I have a friend now!! Ye Lang ignored her anger, only shrieking in excitement. That was also human nature. No matter the situation, having someone to share it with you makes everything better, especially with problems like this one. Humans get lonely!
âOh to HELL with your fun, think of a way to bring us back!!â Coldblood Five roared.
âI wanted to get big again just now, but you said it was good like that,â Ye Lang said, confused.
â...â Coldblood Five was speechless now. She didnât expect her own words to be so hurtful!
âWhy arenât you speaking? Say something, or I donât know where you are,â Ye Lang shouted over. Heâd never been good at searching for people. If Coldblood Five didnât make a sound, heâd probably never be able to find her.
âIâm here!â Coldblood shrieked. She didnât want to answer, but Ye Lang was her only hope. At this moment, she thought of something sheâd never had to consider before. Why was Ye Lang her only hope? Did he even know alchemy?
Ye Lang was only there as a test subject. No one knew he was an alchemist himself, nor did they think he was.
Coldblood Five also began moving to meet Ye Lang, guiding him with her voice and listening to his at the same time. However, soon enough, she made a decision! âFrank, stay where you are and donât move!!â
âWhy?â
âWeâll meet faster like this!â Coldblood Five remarked coldly.
â?? What,â Ye Lang didnât understand, but he obediently stayed in his spot. If he could save his energy, why wouldnât he?
Coldblood Five made the decision, not for Ye Langâs comfort, but because Ye Lang was being weird again, walking further and further away.
Coldblood Five noticed Ye Langâs voice was getting further and further away rather than nearer so she immediately made the decision to instruct him to stay put.
After a few minutes, Coldblood Fiveâs silhouette approached, then stopped before Ye Lang. She was so fast her shadow couldnât be seen, then stopping soundlessly.
They were almost the same size. Coldblood Five was slightly bigger, but that was probably due to her height before. âHi, Little FiveâŠ.â Ye Lang waved. Thud! Coldblood Five wordlessly threw a punch at Ye Langâs head. He didnât dodge it this time, so she thought her previous troubles were definitely because he was tiny. âWhy did you hit me!!â Ye Lang asked innocently.
âWhy do you think? I was fine but Iâm like this now and itâs all your fault!!â Coldblood Five said coldly.
âWhat has that got to do with me? You were the one who knocked over the materials, causing the accident!â Ye Lang defended himself, refusing to be intimidated. âWhat can we do now? Looks like we can only wait!â Ye Lang flung his hands, upset.
âWait?â Coldblood Five looked at him, wanting to know the answer.
Ye Lang nodded, âWait. Weâll wait for the effects to fade. Iâve had something like this before, I had to wait for the effects to fade on its own before I could recover.â
âHow long?â Coldblood Fiveâs questions were still shorter than ever, probably because she didnât like to talk.
Ye Lang thought for a moment, then said, âI canât tell for sure. It could be one or two days. Or a month. Perhaps one or two years, perhapsâŠâŠâ
âForever?â Coldblood Five continued.
âMm!â Ye Lang nodded.
âThen what are you waiting for, you should get back to your experiment,â Coldblood Five was slightly panicky now. She definitely didnât want to be like this forever.
âYouâve just destroyed everything here, where would I get any materials for my experiment,â Ye Lang said directly. He gave up not because he found a friend, but because he had no choice. Coldblood Five fell silent. She thought, even if the explosion didnât happen, sheâd already destroyed most of his workbench.
âLetâs go, we shall daydream now. Find a comfortable space to daydream,â Ye Lang leapt off an unknown object. This room was full of unidentifiable objects now.
âWhat about Coldblood Thirteen?â Coldblood Five suddenly asked after a short walk.
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