Chapter 492 Night Ambush (2)
âHehe, of course! Iâm awesome, no? I actually burnt it on purpose.â Ye Lang looked very proud of himself.
âYeah, right.â
ââŠDonât expose me like thatâŠâ
âAlright, I wonât expose you. You burnt it on purpose specifically to get this flavour. Alright?â
âMmm.â
ââŠâ
Both of them sat relaxed under the bright moonlight, on a tree. If someone had seen this, theyâd think there was an other-worldly beauty to this night.
However, the two people involved did not admire the beauty at all but were having a conversation that cruelly ruined the tranquillity of the night.
Ye Lang and Coldblood Five didnât have much in common hence they only talked about murder. He taught her everything he knew so she could kill people more stealthily.
âDidnât you mention Li Yue liked to admire the moon? Why not take this opportunity to enjoy the night sky with her?â Coldblood Five recalled suddenly.
Although she liked sitting with Ye Lang like this, the mission was more important.
âShe likes this, yes, but sheâs already in her tent. Iâm sure I wonât be as comfortable sitting with her as I am with you tooâŠâ said Ye Lang.
âYou still have to go even if youâre uncomfortable with her. Too bad youâre now trying to date her.â Coldblood Five did not care, nor did she ask why he felt comfortable with her. All she wanted was for him to quickly complete the mission.
In reality, she secretly hoped for the mission to end sooner so she didnât have to follow Ye Lang around while he was with Li Yue.
She didnât know why she felt a little uncomfortable whenever she saw them together. She was a cold-blooded murderer, she had never experienced such emotion in her life.
âLittle Five, look! A broom starâŠâ
ââŠâ
A shooting star with a long tail shot across the night sky. It was such a rare opportunity to see such a huge shooting star too.
A beautiful, memorable moment had just been ruined because he called it a âbroomâ.
[Note: the Chinese call shooting stars, âbroom starsâ because theyâre long and also thought to be unlucky.]
âCanât you give it a better name? Itâs such a pretty thing and you ruin it with an awful name.â Coldblood Five extended a hand to his waist, then pinched.
Oh, a better nameâŠ
âLittle Five, look, itâs a pretty broom starâŠâ
ââŠâ
Was there a difference?
Later into the night, Ye Lang actually suggested having supper. Coldblood Five was exasperated, though she had no choice but to agree or he would never let her sleep.
âWhat supper?â
âBeggarâs chicken!â
In the afternoon, theyâd hunted a few wild chickens. Ye Lang considered the possibility of burning the chicken if they roasted it so he suggested cooking Beggarâs chicken instead. All he had to do was bury it and itâd cook.
[Note: Beggarâs chicken: a hole in the ground is lit on fire, then a stuffed chicken wrapped in leaves and packed clay/mud around it is buried.]
âJust like that?â asked Coldblood Five when she saw him throw the clay-packed chicken into the fire. Sheâd never seen such a thing.
âYep, just like that.â Ye Lang nodded.
âAre you sure itâll be edible?â she was wary.
âI think so.â Ye Lang wasnât sure either, this was his first time.
âYou think so? Donât you know how to cook it?â her brows were slightly furrowed.
Ye Lang snapped a branch in half and threw it into the fire, at the same time speaking in a nonchalant tone, âNope, this is my first time. But Iâm sure Iâm doing it right.â
âWhy didnât you say earlier? I couldâve made supper instead, oh my goodness,â she whined.
Upon her reminder, he finally remembered something⊠âAh, right! Youâre a cook, like Fatty! Fuck, I forgot. Iâll let you cook supper tomorrow nightâŠâ
âTomorrow night? What about tonight?â
âWeâre having Beggarâs chicken tonight.â
ââŠâ
Are you sure this will work?
She didnât ask him because he would say yes. Then again, with Ye Langâs luck, it shouldnât be too bad. Itâd still be edible.
Just like the burnt rabbit from dinner, it would still be alrightâŠ
And just like that, two people were sat around a fire once again. This time, Ye Lang sat closer to Coldblood Five. When she asked him what he was doing, he saidâŠ
âWeâll be warmer like this. I donât want you catching a cold.â
âIâm not cold.â
âI am.â
ââŠâ
This isnât too bad, youâre right, it is warmer like that. Coldblood Five leaned on Ye Lang, staring far, far aheadâŠ
âLittle Five,â said Ye Lang suddenly.
â?â
âDo you think Athenaâs plan will involve the hero and the damsel in distress trope?â
âPerhaps. This trope usually leaves a deep impression with girls. But this is Li Yue, itâll be difficult to find an opportunity for this,â said Coldblood Five.
âOh, nevermind then.â Ye Lang continued stoking the fire with a stick.
âNevermind what?â Coldblood Five was curious.
âI felt something a few moments ago. I think thereâs someone approaching Li Yue now,â said Ye Lang calmly.
âWhat?â Coldblood Five was stunned for a moment. âYouâre telling me someoneâs there? And you asked me because of that?â
âYeah, I think since ten minutes ago,â replied Ye Lang as if it was nothing.
ââŠâ Coldblood Five fell silent. Ten minutes ago? Why didnât you say anything?
âWhy didnât you say earlier?â
âI didnât know they were looking for Li Yue. It isnât odd for people to be here, itâs a group hunt.â
âThen how are you sure now?â
âThey are now very near Li Yueâs tent, someone even entered her tentâŠâ Ye Lang didnât look like he intended to do anything about it.
ââŠâ
âYou idiot, go check! It doesnât matter if itâs part of Athenaâs plan, you should still go check!â she said immediately, pulling him up.
If it were Athenaâs plan, then as the main character, of course he had to be there! The main characters had to be present for the love story to be writtenâŠ
And if it wasnât, then all the more reason for him to appear! It might result in an actual hero and damsel in distress scenario.
âLetâs eat supper firstâŠâ Ye Lang dug up a few balls of mud, about to crack them open for the chicken inside.
âLeave it, just go!â Coldblood Five smacked him then stepped into the shadows, hurrying towards Li Yueâs tent.
Ye Lang had no choice but to grab a few pieces and started to head towards Li Yue.
Back at Li Yueâs tent, the moment someone felt their way into the tent, Li Yue had already unsheathed her sword. She slashed at the intruder, though it wasnât a forceful one but more to chase the intruder out.
At that point, she thought the intruder was Ye Lang and cursed silently. I canât believe how shameless this guy is! He definitely forgot his tent on purpose so he can slip into mine in the middle of the nightâŠ
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