Chapter 237: Chapter 237 They Are Lesbians
As they were talking, Feng Tianyi returned with a crestfallen look on his face, brimming with the color of defeat, "Impossible, Iâve dominated Huadu for over a decade, how could I possibly fall at the hands of two girls fresh off the boat? Somethingâs not right here!"
Seeing Feng Tianyiâs face filled with unwillingness to accept defeat, Ling Feng knew for sure that he had suffered a setback with Liu Yuwei.
"What happened? Did you meet your Waterloo before showing off your skills?" Tang Fengxiao wouldnât pass up the chance to take a jab at Feng Tianyi, laughing as he spoke, "Arenât you the self-proclaimed friend of young girls? How come you failed this time?"
"How could that be possible!" Feng Tianyi straightened his face, saying earnestly, "Is there any woman in the world that I, Feng Tianyi, canât handle? Thatâs a joke! In fact, after the small talk just now, I discovered an incredible secret!"
With that, Feng Tianyi spoke with a sense of mystery, "Do you know why those two girls were unmoved by my charm?"
Tang Fengxiao curled his lip, saying, "The girls saw right through your sleazy nature at first glance?"
"Nonsense!" Feng Tianyi stated seriously, "Itâs because those two girls, both of them... are lesbians!"
Pffft! Ling Feng almost sprayed out his drink; he couldnât believe that Feng Tianyi had actually pegged Liu Yuwei as lesbian! How could that be possible!
"If they werenât lesbians, how could they possibly remain unaffected by my charm?" Feng Tianyi said with a sense of entitlement.
Ling Feng watched this self-obsessed Feng Tianyi somewhat speechlessly.
At that moment, Liu Yuwei looked over to Feng Tianyiâs side and saw Ling Feng. She couldnât help but wave her hand!
Feng Tianyi said with a smug look, "See, even though they are lesbians, they still canât bear to part with my masculine charm. Look, sheâs waving at me!"
With glass in hand, Ling Feng made his way through the crowd to Liu Yuweiâs side, "Yuwei, what a coincidence to bump into you here!"
Liu Yuwei responded with delight, "Yeah, I never wouldâve thought that a stodgy old man like you would also hang out at bars. Could it be that youâre feeling lonely in the deep of night and came here on a hunt? Arenât you worried about Senior Sister Yun making her rounds?"
Ling Feng was somewhat speechless, "Whatâs wrong with your head at such a young age? Canât I hang out at a bar?"
Meanwhile, Feng Tianyi stood frozen, with his pride in tatters, he hadnât expected Ling Feng to hook up so quickly! Indeed, comparisons are odious.
"Yuwei, this handsome guy is..." The fashionable girl beside Liu Yuwei asked curiously, looking at Ling Feng.
Ling Feng lifted his glass slightly, "My name is Ling Feng, and Iâm friends with Yuwei!"
"This is my good girlfriend, Lina!" Liu Yuwei said with a smile, "We came to the bar today because we were feeling a bit down, but running into the uncle here has been a real delightful surprise!"
Lowering her voice, Liu Yuwei then asked, "Uncle, tell me the truth, are you and Senior Sister Yun really boyfriend and girlfriend?"
"What, you donât think Iâm a match for Yun Hanrui?" Ling Feng said, smiling.
"No, not at all, I just find it a bit weird, you and Senior Sister Yun..." Liu Yuwei twirled her hair, saying, "I thought Senior Sister Ting Yu was your girlfriend, but... "
Ling Feng said with a smile, "Youâre not wrong, Ting Yu and I are together now. Xiao Rui is my childhood sweetheart, and back then, I was just acting as her shield!"
Liu Yuwei breathed a sigh of relief, "I knew it! Uncle, aside from being a little handsome, how could you possibly be liked by the two top campus beauties at the same time!"
Ling Feng with a line of black overhead: "Are you complimenting me, or insulting me?"
"Hehe, Uncle, you figure it out yourself!"
Lina, standing to the side, had a smile on her face as she looked at Liu Yuwei, but in her eyes, a hint of wariness toward Ling Feng flashed by.
"Yuwei, itâs getting late, and we have to get up early tomorrow!" Lina said with a smile, "Iâm sleepy now, letâs go back to sleep!"
A flicker of reluctance crossed Liu Yuweiâs eyes, but with her best friend insisting, she could only say apologetically, "Uncle, weâll be leaving first then, weâll keep in touch by phone, okay?"
Lina gave Liu Yuwei a push: "You go get the car; I need to make a quick trip to the restroom!"
As Liu Yuweiâs figure disappeared, Lina stood up from the chair. Perhaps because she had been sitting for so long, her body weakened, and she fell into Ling Fengâs arms.
"Oh my, my footâs gone numb!" Lina said in a tender voice, "Uncle, could you help me up?"
Linaâs soft body leaned against Ling Feng, her fresh scent intertwined with the fragrance of a maiden, continuously tantalizing Ling Fengâs nerves.
Ling Feng used a bit of effort to help her up: "Sit down for a bit and move around somewhat!"
As he spoke, he actually withdrew his hands and sat down beside her, his eyes filled with an indefinable gleam.
A slight frown appeared on Linaâs brow as she said with shy reluctance, "Uncle, but I really need to go to the restroom now, I... I canât hold it in anymore, could you help me over there?"
A moment of hesitation showed on Ling Fengâs face: "Alright then, Iâll help you over!"
With that said, Ling Feng assisted Lina toward the direction of the restroom.
At this moment, Feng Tianyi was hugging Tang Fengxiao, crying his eyes out: "This canât be true; I canât believe I lost to Brother Ling even in the one thing I prided myself onâchasing girls. Whatâs the point of living anymore? Just let me die... Ah, heâs actually taking that beauty away; for sure theyâre going to do something naughty! My heart aches so!"
Tang Fengxiao looked speechlessly at the drama queen that was Feng Tianyi and said, "Hey, poor kid, when you hang out with Brother Ling more, youâll find out that heâs a total bug on this world. Youâll get used to it!"
Supporting Linaâs soft body, a hint of restlessness crossed Ling Fengâs mind. Although he didnât have any particular feelings for Lina, after all, she was a charming and sexy beauty, and this beauty appeared ready for the taking.
With great effort of will, Ling Feng escorted Lina near the ladiesâ restroom: "You should be alright now, right?"
Lina was about to say something more when Ling Feng cut in, "Having numb feet is a sign of poor circulation. After walking this distance, I guess even if you wanted to continue the act, it wouldnât be possible anymore, right?"
Linaâs expression changed: "Continue the act? Uncle, I donât understand what youâre saying!"
Ling Feng leaned against the wall, his expression a mix of a smile and not quite a smile: "You donât understand? I think you know very well what I mean! I must say, youâre quite the professional actress. However, a fledgling is still a fledgling, after all. The tense muscles on your body and your slightly nervous breathing already gave everything away! So tell me, why did you do this?"
Surprise flashed in Linaâs eyes; she hadnât expected that her excellent acting skills would be seen through at a glance.
Since she had been seen through, Lina didnât continue the act. Standing upright, she said indifferently, "My purpose is simple. I just wanted to know if you are indeed a lecher!"