"Perhaps Shishi-no-su may have fucked the remaining common sense you have," she interrupted me, suddenly dropping into vulgar territory that sounded absurd coming from such a small, frilly package. "But over here, if you really, REALLY want to have my body, you will have to work for millennia. And you might still not get it."
"You sound smug about that, but arenât you just mean?" I mumbled, as I watched her push out her tiny chest in pride, with her hands on hips, and her chin lifting defiantly.
Tsk. So cute.
"Well... since you begged me so much," she began playing with her fingers, twirling a vine from her dress around one digit in a way that was distractingly bashful, "and youâre a god-touched too... and your looks arenât half bad. I a-approve; Iâll share my queenly bed with your creepy self! But just this once okay?!"
Ah, no... I still donât know how we are entering these topics...
I stared at her; the tiny, flushed, and proud fairy, clearly trying to look seductive while simultaneously looking like she might combust from embarrassment.
If I simply denied the mountain of allegations sheâd just piled on me, I had the sudden, terrible feeling sheâd burst into tears.
Those big violet eyes would fill with water, and her lip would tremble, then Iâd spend the rest of eternity feeling like the worldâs biggest asshole.
And I wouldnât be able to sleep at night.
"Isabelle!" Titania spun toward the secretary-looking fairy with dragonfly wings, her frilly green dress flaring out in a puff of cotton and petals. "Prepare our guestâ"
"You mean captive?" Isabelle interrupted in a calm but edged voice, with dry amusement.
"âso we can know if heâs worthy of my bed!"
Isabelleâs adorable, little green eyebrows furrowed slightly, the only single fissure in her otherwise perfect composure. "I understand, Your Majesty... But will your queenly cunt be alright?"
"Kyaahhh! P-Pervert!" Titania shrieked, her tiny hands flying to cover her crotch as if the words had physically attacked her. And her face turned a violent shade of pink, with her butterfly wings flapping furiously. "Geeeeeeeeez! Why do you always get so uncouth, Isabelle?! When Iâm older than you too!"
Ah, I think this fairy Queen is sensitive about being seen as small or little. Considering sheâs the weakest fairy alive.
But on the other hand, their outburst was almost endearing in its absurdity: Titania hopping from foot to foot, her cheeks puffed out in a pout, and her violet eyes watering with indignation while Isabelle maintained that serene secretary smile.
The contrast between Titaniaâs explosive reaction and Isabelleâs unflappable calmness made the whole thing feel like a comedy skit.
***
Well, it was suddenly decided, without my say in it.
"Youâre not leaving Fairylynch until you prove youâre worthy of m-my body!"
Titania jabbed a finger at me one last time, then she turned in a dramatic style.
She grabbed Tesa and Tera by their braids, gently, despite the motion, and the three of themâlike gravity didnât existâ lifted off in a shimmer of wings, AND carrying my box of Shishi-no-su souvenirs clutched between them like a prized trophy.
She shot me one last look over her shoulderâwith a pout and a huffâbefore they all vanished into the glowing canopy above.
That left me alone with Isabelle.
She gestured politely toward a winding root path descending from the giant leaf platform. "This way, Sir. Benjamin Mark."
As we walked, the initial awkwardness melted away surprisingly fast.
I mean, Isabelle was very sociable and friendly; quite warm without being overbearing, and quick with a soft laugh or a gentle explanation.
Her dragonfly wings folded neatly against her back as she chose to walk beside me instead of flying, possibly to match my human pace without complaint.
Every so often sheâd point out something interesting, with her light and melodic voice.
I got many information from her, piece by piece, as we moved deeper into the fairy land called Fairylynch.
According to Isabelle, this place was partly in the physical plane and partly in the divine realm, in the sense that it could be reached as easily spiritually as it could be physically.
It hovered somewhere in the clouds above a great ocean, a liminal space where the boundaries between worlds thinned to threads.
And the air I was fruitlessly breathing, the thick and sweet stuff, tingling on my tongue, was actually fairy dustâpure, concentrated mana in particulate form (normally, magic couldnât be perceived with the naked eyes).
Isabelle explained matter-of-factly that inhaling it, like I was doing, would kill most mortals within minutes if they werenât high-level existences or otherwise protected.
Though, to me it felt actually invigorating, like breathing pure carbohydrate.
And the place was every bit as wonderful as I thoughtâno, even more than I expected.
Fairylynch unfolded around us like a living fantasy dream.
Small houses tucked into extremely large trees; except these trees made Verdant Spireâs look like seedlings.
In Verdant Spire, the trees interlocked to form houses, or sometimes homes hung suspended in branches like bee hives.
Here, the trees themselves were colossal.
I mean, the smallest I could find were as large as skyscrapers, with their trunks so wide that entire neighborhoods nestled in hollows carved into the bark.
Massive roots rose from the ground like rolling hills, their bark smooth and warm under my foot, and veined with glowing sap that pulsed in gentle rhythm.
We currently walked along one such root now, so broad enough to be a highway, and moss cushioning our steps like a high-class carpet.
Shockingly, the plants moved when Isabelle greeted them. Surreal.
A cluster of glowing lilies turned their "heads" toward her as we passed, their petals opening wider in gentle welcome. And a vine dangling overhead reached down to brush her shoulder affectionately, like a cat seeking pets.
"ŃȘŃŃȘ" She murmured something soft in a lilting tongue I didnât understand, and the vine retreated with a contented rustle.
Made me wonder why that was the case; Sakura also said "suki" the other day, and I almost didnât understand it.
{Answer: Master is a god-touched AND a half spirit, so Master can understand all languages, except ancient tongue. Though, in due time, I assure Master, it will be comprehensible.}
[Donât really mind, though. I already feel like Iâm cheating the system of languages.]
Actually, I thought Isabelle was a crazy person at firstâtalking to plants like they were old friendsâbut after the third or fourth time it happened, I realized that they were actually responding to her.
The whole realm was literally alive in a way I never quite imagined. Everything seemed to move, and everything pay attention.
We went from place to place, doing a wonderful, and jaw-dropping, tour.
Different from Verdant Spire, these fairies didnât do collectivism.
They even had a currency here called Titanian Coin; a small, iridescent discs stamped with Titaniaâs crowned and smiling silhouette on one side and a blooming flower on the other.
How obnoxiously classic.
We passed magic stores where delicate wands of crystal and sparkling wood floated behind glass displays, bustling with contained power.
There were magic staffs leaning against walls like elegant canes, with their tips glowing softly.
There were also enchanted jewelry, rings that shifted colors with ambiance, and necklaces that seemed to whisper something softâactually, that was creepy.
They all hung from branches that had been turned into racks.
Bakeries wafted scents of sweet pastries and floral breads; tiny ovens glowed inside hollowed tree trunks, fairy bakers fluttering between trays with trays balanced on wings.
One shop sold weapons; not brutal warrior blades, of course, but sophisticated and stylish things. Well, they could still kill someone, so:
According to the administrator, they were daggers of frozen moonlight, some bows strung with demon spider-silk that sang when drawn, with arrows tipped with starlight...
The poetry.
Also, everything âapart from the forest itselfâwere small-scale yet grand, clearly built for these small winged beings who could flit between levels.
I could see bridges of woven vines connected tree-homes high above; floating platforms drifted lazily, carrying clusters of chatting fairies.
Waterfalls like liquid light cascaded from higher branches, pooling in crystalline basins where fairies played.
But... one major thing kept nagging at me.
"Uh, Miss Isabelle?" I called as we moved along another root path, this one curving upward toward a marketplace buzzing with activity.
Like I said, unlike the other fairies, she walked with me, not flying in the air. Her dragonfly wings stayed folded, with the iridescent membranes catching the light in subtle rainbows.
"Just call me Isabelle, Sir. Mark." She flashed me a cute smileâher small and endearing lips curving just enough to show a hint of perfect white teethâand I almost forgot about jail-time situation from taboo.
"Th-then call me just Benjamin, now."
"Understood. Mr. Benjamin."
"No! Drop the Mr!"
She laughed a soft, bell-like sound that made her twin buns bounce slightly, and I felt my tension ease a fraction.
After she laughed her fill, I decided to ask her...
Why the hell were everyone children?! Where are the adults?!
"Adults?" She tilted her head, cute, violet eyes blinking in genuine confusion. "Could it be, Benjamin, that you truly think we are children?"