âWoof.
Woof woof.
Woof woof woof woof.â
The âdogâ inside the room was barking.
It sounded... cheerful.
But Muenâs heart, in that moment, turned to ice.
Why did the dog barely have any fur?
Why were its hind legs so long, the knees bending backward and dragging along the floor?
Why didnât it have those long, sharp ears?
Why didnât it have fangs?
Whyâ
Why did this dog...
look so much like a person?
No.
No, wait.
This motherfucker is a person!
A completely naked man, crawling on the floor with a collar and leash around his neck!
The room was dimly lit, and because of the angle, Muen couldnât see the manâs face clearly.
But the man was barkingâimitating a dogâand Muen could hear it. Joyful, even.
Seeing that scene, Muenâs heart dropped straight into his gut, frozen stiff.
No wayâcould that man-dog be the âhusbandâ Ailuka kept talking about?
He hadnât gone out on business or whatever.
Heâd been kept here this whole time, like some beloved pet dog?
No wonder she wouldnât let Muen see him.
Wait... If thatâs the case...
Then Ailuka is a yandere too?!
Muen shuddered.
Shit, do I have some kind of yandere magnet physique or something? Isnât having Anne already bad enough? What is thisâcollect-them-all mode?
âWhat do I do? Should I try to save him?â
âBut what if heâs into it? I mean yeah, the kink is way out there, but I donât exactly have the right to go around policing other peopleâs private freakshows.â
âIf this is his thing and I just barged in, wouldnât that make me the weirdo?â
The guy was barking that enthusiastically.
Even dog-lover Muen couldnât tell it was fake. That wasnât something your average Joe could pull off.
It had to have taken some serious training.
âDear, youâre being a little disobedient again.â
Ailukaâs voice came from inside the room.
She was crouching in front of the man, gently stroking his jaw like she was doting on her beloved pup.
âIt looks like youâre still not used to certain things... maybe the time was too short.â
âIâll have to help you remember it more clearly... the love I have for you.â
Ailuka suddenly picked up a bag Muen recognizedâthe same one sheâd been carrying the first time they met.
From inside, she began pulling out what appeared to be some brand-new... âtoys.â
Sugar-mamaâs Happy Whip.
Sugar-mamaâs Happy Balls.
Sugar-mamaâs Happy Candle.
Sugar-mamaâsâ
Watching her pull out a whole damn deluxe BDSM buffet that belonged in the filthiest corners of certain doujin anthologies, Muenâs eyelid started twitching uncontrollably.
Hhhssssâthis is way too hardcore.
Playing it this roughâwere they really going to be okay?
Letting out a silent sigh of admiration for the manâs sheer guts, Muen took advantage of Ailukaâs distraction and quietly, very quietly, eased the door shut.
Letâs just pretend this never happened.
Sorry, bro. I canât save you.
You two are playing on a level Iâm not ready for. Iâm scared.
Iâm out. Iâm out.
âThank god Anne didnât know about this kind of stuff back then. Still kinda pure, at least. If she was like this too, Iâd be so screwed.â
Muen let out a melancholy sigh, tiptoeing away, ready to pretend none of this had ever occurred.
âGrrruuughhââ
But right then, his useless stomach let out a low, protesting gurgle.
This time it wasnât hungerâit was gas. From eating too much.
âCan you not be this on cue every damn time?! Are you doing this on purpose?!â
Muen mentally screamed at his own gut, then slapped a hand over his mouth and held his breath.
âWhoâs thereâ?â
Ailukaâs low voice rang out from the room, sharp and alert.
âIs someone outside?â
She set down the âtoys,â gave the man on the floor a look to stay quiet, then picked up her wand and began moving toward the door.
Step.
Step.
Step again.
âMister Muen? Is that you?â
She called out cautiously.
No response.
Her eyes darkened. She grabbed the doorknobâand yanked it open with force.
With a creak from the strain, the door swung wideâand outside...
Nothing.
The hallway was dim and silent, only the wind chimes near the entrance clinking gently in the breeze.
âDid I mishear...?â
Ailuka glanced both ways, brows furrowed. After confirming no one was around, she turned to head backâ
Then paused.
As if sheâd remembered something, «N.o.v.e.l.i.g.h.t» she turned sharply and walked across the hall.
To the guest room door.
Without hesitation, she opened it.
Creak.
The lake breeze swept in from the wide-open window, rustling a few strands of her long hair.
The curtains fluttered like ghostly shadows under moonlight.
The bed was empty.
âAh... Mister Muen, really now. You left without even telling your host goodbye?â
Ailuka tucked back her wind-tossed hair, stepping into the room.
She swept her gaze around.
Then, without a word, approached the only place someone mightâve hidden: the wardrobe.
Through the tiny crack, something appeared to be moving inside.
âDid I offend him somehow? Did he think I was a bad host...? Did he hate me?â
Ailuka flung the doors open.
And inside the wardrobeâ
Absolutely nothing.
She casually slapped a cockroach that scurried out, then checked the room again, scanning every corner.
Her eyes narrowed slightly.
She even glanced under the bedâwhich was only about a handâs width high. No way a full-grown person, or even a baby, could fit there.
âLooks like he really left.â
Ailuka walked up to the window, gazing out over the quiet village and the still waters of the lake. After a long pause, she pulled the window shut and drew the curtains.
âLeft in such a rush... he mustâve seen it, huh?â
Stepping back into the hallway, she gently closed the guest room door with a small sigh.
âWhat a shame. I really did want to share... my love with him. We were practically friends already. And itâs only natural to share love with your friends, just like I do with everyone else in the village.â
âBut... if he wanted to leave, then thereâs nothing I can do. I canât exactly force him.â
âStill...â
She turned and looked toward another doorâone at the very end of the hallway.
The one Muen had overlooked.
âHe didnât notice what was in that room.â
âIf he had, Iâd have had no choice but to keep him here... forever~â
âFufufu.â
. . .
I love you.
. . .
âF*ck, that almost gave me a heart attack.â
Just beneath the window ledge outside the guest room, Muen had curled himself up tight, body pressed flush against the wall.
That was the only reason Ailuka hadnât seen him while looking out from above.
âYandere in this world are next-level terrifying...â
Every one of them had maxed out their observation stats or something. If he hadnât been excluded from Ailukaâs love radar, heâd never have gotten away.
âSorry, dude. Youâre on your own. Your wifeâs way too intense. I got nothing.â
Putting his palms together in prayer for the poor bastard inside, Muen made a swift and silent getaway, disappearing into the night.
What he didnât know wasâ
Shortly after he left, a new guest arrived in the village.