The moment Liya put on the crown that symbolized the Saintessâ office, countless faithful knelt; a rain of light that washed away filth descended; the entire Holy City was shrouded in boundless sacred radianceâand this ceremony called Sanctification was brought to its final close.
After that, innumerable sound-transmission stones and express letters spread outward from this city as a center, radiating across the whole continent. In only a few days, this news would be on the front page of every paper: everyone would know the new Saintess had ascended, and her name was Liya Angel.
From now on, however, likely not many would dare address the Saintess by her given name.
Though no one yet knew â NĐŸvĐ”lŃĐłht â (Donât copy, read here) what impact the new Saintess would bring to this world, her enthronement ceremony would, as promised, be held five days hence; thus the entire Holy City began to operate at a frantic pace.
The faithful were still immersed in the thrill of having personally witnessed the new Saintessâ accession. They didnât even know that, not long ago, the entire Holy City had been struck by an Evil God.
And even if they learned it, no one would care. In the eyes of the faithful, this sacred city was protected by the Goddess herself.
Of course, there were discordant voices as well. There would always be people asking why the Saintessâor rather, the previous Saintessâhad abdicated for no reason.
The Saintessâ tenure was for life; there was no term limit. Passing the title to a successor occurred either when she returned to the Goddess, or for special reasons.
The latter was rare.
And after all, the previous Saintess had served nearly twenty years, her image deeply rooted in peopleâs hearts. Her sudden abdication truly made many faithful feel they couldnât accept it.
Some zealots even stormed several small churches because of it.
Naturally, under the patient and gentle guidance and exhortations in the Holy City, this little ripple soon vanished as well.
The statue of the Goddess looked down on the world. Wherever the eye went, there was only light.
...
But whatever happened outside had nothing to do with Muen at the moment.
As the yellow-haired pig who had just rooted out the cabbage patch, he was about to experience something extremely perilous for him.
That was... to face that farmer uncle head-on.
The Aimier Grand Cathedral.
As before, under the guidance of High Sister Lin, Muen passed through the majestic hall and arrived before that unremarkable wooden door.
âHis Holiness is waiting inside.â
Lin bowed without expression, then turned and left without lingering, leaving Muenâwho had wanted to tug her sleeve and say a few words to bolster his courageâawkwardly staring at the hand heâd already reached out.
âDamn it, whatâs there to be scared of.â
Muen slapped himself once and gritted his teeth:
âI merely brought happiness to a beautiful, captivating girl. I didnât do anything with a guilty conscience. Thereâs nothing to be afraid of!â
After a thousand fierce inner skirmishesâsince stretching out your neck or shrinking it both meet the same blade, and bringing happiness to a pretty girl is no crimeâMuen finally pushed the door open and walked inside.
Within was no longer the ordinary room from last time.
It was a space so vast he could not see its end.
Above was a sky like the true firmament, with immense celestial bodies hanging there, orbiting slowly along their tracks.
Underfoot lay a white-jade platform; below that, Muen saw an entire nation suspended in the void.
Through the barrier, he immediately recognized it.
Kanteville. For the first time, Muen beheld this much-tried Lost Land from such an angle. In only a few days, its vitality seemed to have recovered; even the core area could be seen from afar, green and lush.
âIt will become the Churchâs experimental field.â
A familiar voice sounded. Muen, who had been craning his neck to look at Kanteville, jolted.
He turned stiffly and, forcing a kindly smile, waved from a distance at the Pope, that man placed above ten thousand.
âGood evening, Your Holiness. Have you eaten?â
âWhat nowâyou requested this audience, and once youâre here youâre afraid? Standing so farâafraid Iâll eat you?â
Brows and hair both white, the Pope seemed once more the kindly elder he appeared to be, words and gestures gentle and amiable.
But Muen, whose butt still throbbed faintly, didnât dare relax his guard. He smiled sincerely:
âNot at all, not at all. Iâm merely expressing my respect for you.â
âHeh. Respect. You werenât like this the last time we met.â
The Pope swept his sleeve and pointed at the low table before them:
âSit.â
An arm canât best a thigh; Muen obediently sat.
âDrink.â
A cup of hot tea was handed to him. Muen, alarmed and cautious, eyed the tea personally brewed by the Pope. Soâhad His Holiness really resorted to something as roundabout as poison to remove him?
Such an obvious trapâhow could he possibly...
âMm. Fine tea.â
Under the Popeâs gaze, Muen took a rapt, delicate sip.
âYour Holiness said Kanteville will become an experimental fieldâwhat does that mean?â
âCultivation of vegetation, weapons trials, magic testingâin short, purposes like these. Most importantly... improvement of the Seeds of Life.â
Seeds of Life... As he recalled, those were seeds blessed by the Goddessâastonishing yield, far surpassing previous crops.
âPeople canât live in Kanteville anymore?â
Muen asked curiously.
âLive? Good idea.â
The Pope looked at him with a not-smiling smile. âI could allot you a plot for free. Want to live there? As long as you like.â
Muen thought carefully, then shook his head hard:
âForget it, forget it. I was overthinking.â
What a joke. In a place ploughed by the powers of several deities, who knew what negative residues would remain?
A short stay might be fine, but to live there permanently... one day you might wake up and see your dick take the initiative to chat you up, discussing which girl tasted better.
âYour Holinessâ actions truly benefit the peopleâmerit for a thousand ages.â Muen tossed in a compliment.
âHeh.â
The Pope glanced at Muen and said nothing.
Silence stretched. Uneasy, Muen finally took the initiative.
âI thought... Liya really couldnât become Saintess anymore.â
âWhy? Because that lass is no longer âpureâ?â
Another sidelong look; a cold snort.
Muenâs scalp tingled. He chuckled dryly: âIsnât that how stories always put it? The Goddess favors pure maidens, so as the Goddessâ executor in the world, the Saintess should naturally be...â
âThe Goddess doesnât care.â
âEh?â
âI said: the Goddess doesnât care.â
The Pope set the cup down casually:
âHave you read the Holy Canon?â
âI have.â
Muen nodded. Though he wasnât a believer of the Life Goddess, the Churchâs Holy Canon in this world was much like the Bible in his previous lifeâprinted in huge numbers by all nations; even non-believers often read it.
âDoes it stipulate what a Saintess must or must not be?â
âUh...â
Muen blinked and thought carefully:
âDoesnât seem like it.â
âThere you have it. In such matters, the Goddess doesnât care; the Church... also doesnât care. Because even if sheâs been rooted by a pig like you, she can still bear the Holy Light, still be Saintess, and lead the faithful.â
âThen...â
Muen scratched his head awkwardly. âI looked up prior Saintesses and found that during their tenure they seemed never to have partners. Even many who abdicated midway for special reasons never married for life... of course, barring a few special cases.â
âThatâs becauseâthough the Goddess doesnât care, though the Church doesnât careâsomeone cares.â
The Pope extended a bony finger and tapped the table.
âSuch as...â
âSuch as?â
The Pope looked into Muenâs eyes, his smile meaningful:
âThe faithful.â
âThe faithful?â
Muen froze, then suddenly understood.
Think of his former world: when a mildly famous celebrity disclosed romance or marriage, it often caused a stirâfans even publicly tearing each other apart online.
A Saintess is no mere celebrity.
In countless faithful eyes, the Saintess serves the Goddess and stands closest to her.
They worship the Goddess, but the Goddess is distant and intangible; therefore much of their faith settles upon the truly present Saintess.
Muen recalled following the former Saintess into the city, the frenzy of the crowds, and a few days ago, the countless faithful kneeling like a tide.
Like a sea, like a surgeâenough to drown everything.
âShhhââ
He couldnât help shivering.
Just imagine: the Saintess you sincerely revere, to whom you pray every dayâthat noble, sacred, immaculate Lady Saintessâhas been rooted by a yellow-haired pig... Not only rooted, but groped up and down, every inch of her skin and every corner of her bodyâand even those gently flowing holy springsâtasted carefully, savored slowly...
If you were a faithful, what would you choose?
A. Forgive.
B. Tear him apart.
Is there even a choice? Of courseâtear him apart!
And this world has no internet to vent on. Their âtearingâ would be literalâripping the hateful yellow-hair to pieces.
âDo you understand now?â
The Pope continued to sip his tea leisurely and said:
âWhat binds a Saintess is neither the Goddess nor the Church, but the things that lift her highâand... themselves.â
âTheir kindness, their compassion, their sense of responsibility, and the faithfulâs expectations and beliefâall are turned into ropes that bind them fast. Only they themselves can break freeâbut they often refuse to.â
âCruel as it sounds, so-called romance is far too luxurious a thing for a Saintess.â
âIs that so? Then what will the Church... what will you do now?â
Muen asked seriously:
âFor the Church, exposure of my relationship with Liya would be no small blow to your reputation. So what will you do? After Liya becomes Saintess, will you force us apart?â
âForcing you apart... does sound foolproof.â
The Pope arched a browâand a terrifying might suddenly rose. In an instant, the harmless, amiable elder once more became a supreme being towering above all humankind.
âWhat if I... truly did so?â
His expression appeared unchanged, yet a dreadful pressure fell upon Muen.
â...â
Muen said nothing.
Only for a moment.
He looked at the Pope, placed both hands upon his knees, and slowly straightened his chest.
The vast pressure made his bones creak.
But the man who had been afraid of petty retaliation moments ago now bore the might of a supreme one and met it without fear, calmly looking him in the eye.
âIâve said this before.â
Muen forced each word out between his teeth:
âI am Liyaâs knight. So... I will stand by her side forever... forever!â
â...â
The Pope stared at Muen indifferently.
His withered fingers tapped the tabletop.
Tok. Tok. Tok.
With each tap, the pressure upon Muen grew heavier.
He clearly heard the ground beneath him crack; he heard the groaning protests of his overburdened body.
He knew that with only a slight exertion from this old man before him, no matter how many cheats he had, he would be ground into paste without exception.
For now, he had no capital to oppose the Church.
Yet he remained stubborn, unwilling to bow his head.
âHeh. Youâve got guts.â
Suddenly, the vast pressure vanished. The Pope calmly lifted his cup and blew away the steam, as if nothing had happened.
Muen clutched his chest and panted harshly. Though sweat soaked him through, he still flashed the Pope a provocative grin.
âHa. I thought you were serious.â
âIâd rather be. Unfortunately, our new Saintess truly seems to have the courage to cast off her bonds of her own accord.â
The Popeâs white brows drooped, revealing the helplessness of a man whose painstakingly grown cabbage had followed a yellow-haired pig to its doom:
âIn her eyes, you seem more important than the Saintessâ seat. The Church has no time or energy to cultivate another after weâve finally chosen one.â
âOf course. I also think Iâm more important than the Saintessâ seat.â
Muenâs mouth curled in pride.
A vein jumped on the Popeâs hand as he barely suppressed the urge to punt this guy out the door again. He snorted:
âAffairs of the youngâI donât want to manage them. But the greater picture matters. I hope the two of you...â
The Pope lowered his voice and made a hush gesture.
Muenâs expression turned odd. Was His Holiness telling him not to be overtâso... sneak into the village, and donât fire the gun?
He rubbed his chin. For now, that did seem the only way.
He wasnât some iron-headed fool. He naturally wouldnât rush about trumpeting something that would heap massive pressure on both Liya and the Church.
Being tied to a stake and burned by hundreds of millions of frenzied faithful was not fun.
Besidesâthink about it... to develop a romantic, underground affair with a lofty, pure Saintess... sounded pretty exciting.
By day, Her Holiness received the veneration of countless faithful; by night...
Heh heh.
âHowever, Your Holiness...â
After indulging in a brief fantasy, Muen put away his silly grin and looked at the Pope with expectation:
âSince youâve acknowledged my relationship with Liya, shouldnât there be a little token of acknowledgment?â
âA... token?â
âYou know, when a daughter marries, thereâs bride-price and gifts. You...â
â...â
That vein jumped again. The Pope glared in shock at the shameless man before him.
You stole my cabbage and still want benefits from me?
Is this how you fleece wool?
In that instant, the Pope seemed to see another shameless old loli hopping before him. He could only sighâworthy of being her disciple, huh?
âTake this.â
After the sigh, the Pope suddenly tossed Muen a gleaming golden badge.
Muen hurried to catch it and found engraved upon it the image of a grand hallâsolemn, austere, lifelike.
âWhat is it?â
âA badge symbolizing an Honorary Cathedral Knight.â
The Pope said, âYour previous âKnight Attendant of the Saintessâ was merely a nominal role assisting the Saintess within the Sanctification Ceremony. What I grant you nowâHonorary Cathedral Knightâis an honorary knightly title attached to the Church, with a certain degree of authority to mobilize Church resources.â
âUh...â
Muenâs eyes widened.
That good?
An Honorary Cathedral Knight recognized by the Churchâthis was a distinguished title countless people dreamed of but never attained. It was usually conferred upon famed powerhouses or those who had rendered great service, and received immense favor in every nation.
Not to mention the ability to mobilize Church resources. This honor made even Muenâthe dukeâs sonâfeel the badge burning hot in his palm.
âItâs really for me?â
He still couldnât quite believe it, afraid there was some pit waiting.
âI, as Pope, wonât stoop to hoodwinking a little rascal like you.â
Expressionless, the Pope said, âConsider it a reward for what you did in Kanteville. Though I donât like admitting it, those matters truly were hot potatoes the Church ought not touch.â
âOh.â
Only then did Muen relax, happily admiring the badge.
Whether he was a knight or not wasnât the point.
The point was that he could now be considered someone with a certain standing in the Churchâone of their own. He wouldnât have to be escorted or watched every time he went somewhere in a church, like before.
So...
Heâd go ask where Liyaâs room wasâright away!
No other thoughts, reallyâmainly to share this happy news with her!
At that very instantâwhich Muen did not noticeâthe corners of the Popeâs mouth faintly curved.
...
...
âAll right. The tea is finished.â
As the last of the tea flowed down with its fragrance, Muen noticed the celestial bodies above had reached a boundary in their orbits; the whole space dimmed markedly.
All noise had vanished. In the utter hush, the Pope looked at him calmly:
âYou didnât come just to exchange irrelevant small talk, did you.â
â...No.â
After a momentâs silence, Muen set down his cup:
âI do have a question I want to ask you.â
âAsk.â
â...â
Muen glanced around.
âRest easy. I have sealed the Supreme Seat. No one can hear our conversation.â
The Pope spoke plainly.
âThank you.â
Muen pocketed the badge, his expression growing solemn.
âThis is a question that began to trouble me in Kanteville. Its root lies in a single sentence Miss Freya spoke. I know how immense its implications are, so Iâve thought on it for a long time. But sometimes, thought and suspicion alone cannot yield an answer.
âThough saying it borders on blasphemy and presumption, for the sake of peace of mindâand as a precautionâI still wish to risk offense and ask.â
The Popeâs face was impassive, as if he had long expected this, waiting for Muenâs next words.
âSo...â
Muen drew a deep breath, fixed his gaze on the Popeâs eyes, and asked earnestly:
âYour Holinessâtell me: the Life Goddess Aimier, whom the Church and countless faithful on the continent worshipâis she... an Evil God?â