âI didnât expect that this so-called three-party joint hearing would actually mean Her Majesty, the Swordbearer, and a major figure from the Church of Life all personally came to supervise this trial.â
Trasweir let out a long breath. With people of that caliber watching him, even he felt enormous pressure.
This was all beyond his expectations, but... it didnât change anything.
He believed true justice would not be swayed by anything, even if the Pope himself came.
Trasweir knocked the gavel and announced with a solemn expression:
âSince everyone is here, then we will begin the trial. Firstââ
âWait, Your Honor.â
âHm? Defendant, what is it?â
Trasweir frowned before he could proceed, looking at Muen, who was clearly not quite right.
âI...â
Muenâs face had suddenly gone much paler. A strained smile was forced onto his lips as he kept wiping the cold sweat from his forehead.
He opened his mouth. Under three pairs of eyes that did not shift for even a moment, the words âI plead guiltyâ almost slipped out.
But he held it back.
Confessing would be truly courting death. It still wasnât time for despair.
Thatâs rightâthere was no need to be so pessimistic. The fact that they came in person must mean it was purely to save him.
They heard he was locked up, were extremely worried, and came to personally oversee the trialâmaybe even stepping in at the critical moment to rescue him...
Yes. In their hearts, they must be carrying thoughts like that, full of love and tenderness.
As for any other thoughts...
No. Definitely not!
Haha. Definitely not!
How could a beautiful girl possibly have terrifying thoughts?
Beautiful girls only want to cuddle!
âYour Honor, I need to apply for a defense attorney!â
Muenâs expression tightened. He temporarily threw away those ominous thoughts, forced down the sense of impending death in his chest, and put all his attention on handling the trial in front of him.
To be safe, he had to get serious too.
At the very least, he needed someone reliable to wedge into those three lines of sight and help share the pressure.
âDefense attorney?â
Trasweir said unhappily, âBefore we began, you never mentioned you wanted counsel. Now that the trial has already started, bringing this upâarenât you a bit late?â
âIââ
âWhatâs wrong with it, Grand Judge Trasweir?â
Celicia propped her cheek with one hand and spoke as if casually. âItâs only natural for the defendant to have a defense attorney, isnât it? Besides, thereâs no rule saying you canât find one during the proceedings. Nothing has been decided yet.â
âThis...â
Trasweir frowned. He was displeased that Celicia was interfering with his process, but he couldnât find any words to refute her.
Because just as Celicia said, the rules did not contain such a clause.
âFine. Then the defendant will be permitted to find a defense attorney. However, in order not to affect the proceedings, it must be done quicklyââ
âNo need to make it that troublesome.â
Celicia said, âI already prepared a defense attorney for him.â
âHuh? Really?â
Muenâs eyes widened with joy, and in an instant felt that tsunderes really were the cutest trait in the world.
Sure enoughânever mind what the other two were thinkingâCelicia definitely came to save him!
Celicia, I reallyâ
Ah, no. The stares from the other side just turned colder. Be a little reserved first.
âNo need to thank me. Itâs just a small favor.â
Celicia gave a smile that could intoxicate anyone, then clapped her hands.
The Tribunalâs doors swung open.
The defense attorney Celicia had carefully selectedâspecially to defend Muen, someone said to be extremely reliableâwalked in amid a flood of bright light and the slap-slap of crisp, distinctive footsteps.
A single-rim monocle hung from a gold chain, symbolizing deep learning. A formal suit stretched so tight it looked like it was about to burst, highlighting an uncommon presence. And that pink, curly hair slicked back into a full pompadourârepresenting an unshakable confidence and determination to win.
The figure stopped in front of Muen and extended a hand... no, not a hand.
A bear paw.
âHello. Iâm your defense attorney. You can call me... Mr. Pink.â
â...â
âAhem. I know youâre deeply moved that I stepped in to help you, but in the Tribunal, breaking down in tears, isnât that a littleââ
âMoved, my ass!â
Muen grabbed Pink Bearâs costume and roared,
âWhy is my defense attorney you, you bastard?!â
âHow rude.â
Pink Bear calmly flicked Muenâs hand away and gave a wicked smile. âI have a legitimate license, you know. Iâve helped countless people who went astray... no, I mean, countless poor citizens. Believe meâthis is what I do. Iâm a professional!â
â...â
If he beat Pink Bear to death right now and found another defense attorney, would there still be time?
Muenâs eye twitched.
âDefendant, mind your conduct! This is not a place for insolence!â
Seeing Pink Bear come in, Trasweirâs eyelid also twitched. With a stiff face, he said,
âSince your defense attorney is here, donât waste time. We will begin the trial. Count Bugaard.â
âHere.â
âBegin your accusation.â
âUnderstood.â
Count Bugaard smiled faintly.
A sideways glance swept the room. Some details were a bit different from what had been expected, but overall, things were still within control.
Heh. Your Majesty, Your Majestyâdo you think dragging out that old thing, Oranriel, will make my scheme collapse at the last second? Are you underestimating me, or overestimating that ridiculous dead bear?
âRegarding my accusation that Muen Campbell colluded with an Evil God, the first thing I will present is this first piece of evidence.â
Count Bugaard signaled, and that evidence was delivered to Trasweir and the others present.
âI believe everyone has already seen this before we began. Thatâs rightâitâs the photograph. That bizarre black flame in the photo: I searched through texts and still couldnât find any magic or ability similar to it. Itâs clearly from an Evil God. And the person in the photo is even more obvious...â
Count Bugaardâs voice rose.
âMuen Campbell!â
â...â
Muen lowered his head and looked at the photograph in his hand.
Now Muen understood why Count Bugaard could stir up such a huge commotion.
The lighting was dim and the face couldnât be seen clearly, but Muen recognized it at a glance. It really was the scene from when Muen fought that little girl.
Which meant Count Bugaard wasnât firing blindly. There truly was solid evidence in hand.
But the problem was...
How did Count Bugaard get it?
Back then, when Muen fought the little girl, there was no one else around.
From this strange angle, could it be that at the time, something had been missedâsome leftover monster scrap that escaped?
âAs for this photograph, does the defendant have anything to say?â
Trasweir glanced at it, seeming to have known about it already, and asked in a flat tone.
âDefamation! Pure defamation!â
Before Muen could even speak, Pink Bear slammed the table and shouted.
âAnd this kind of thing counts as evidence?â
âThis is plainly evidence. Why wouldnât it count as evidence?â
Count Bugaardâs expression turned cold, and a laugh slipped out in anger. âLoud voices donât win trials, Duke Oranriel!â
âHmph. Then let me ask youâwhen did whatâs shown in that photograph happen?â
âTen days ago, the night of the Berland incident!â
Count Bugaard clearly anticipated this question and answered almost instantly.
âSee? I told you you were talking nonsense!â
Pink Bear sneered. âEveryone knows that some time ago, Muen Campbell was dispatched to the Northern Territory to support disaster relief. Muen wasnât in Berland at all!â
âMuen came back early!â
âEvidence? Evidence? You say Muen sneaked back earlyâwhereâs the evidence for that?â
Pink Bear twisted at the hips and actually ran straight up to Count Bugaard, making faces.
âYou say Muen returned early, but do you have evidence? On the other hand, evidence Muen was in the Northern Territoryâthereâs as much as you want. Muen was there directing relief, throwing money around, and becoming deeply welcomed and loved by the locals. That stuff is easy to check.â
âHeh. Directing relief and throwing money around doesnât necessarily require Muen to be there in person. It only requires using Muenâs name.â
âBut you canât prove that it was Muen Campbell!â
Pink Bear shoved right up close, nostrils practically in Count Bugaardâs face, and said arrogantly,
âWith a piece of trash where you canât even see the face clearly, what can you prove?â
âIs that so?â
Count Bugaard calmly wiped the spit off the face. âHow do you know I donât have clearer photographs?â
âHuh? You do?â Pink Bear froze.
âIf I can stand here, then of course I have further proof.â
âOh.â
Pink Bear happily climbed back over the railing, returned to Muenâs side, and very politely extended a hand toward Count Bugaard.
âMy sincere apologies. I went a bit too far just now. In that case, please go ahead...â
â...â
That damned bear.
At that moment, Muen covered the face. Out of sheer humiliation, Muen almost had the urge to beat this defense attorney to death first.
âIn any case, this is the new photograph.â
Count Bugaard submitted new evidence again.
At the moment it was delivered, Count Bugaardâs eyes flicked sideways, wanting to read something from Celiciaâs face.
But Celicia was still perfectly calm, as if Celicia hadnât realized at all that these steps were gradually nailing down Muen Campbellâs guilt.
Looks like the pressure still wasnât enough.
âThis photograph...â
Everyoneâs attention fell on it again.
This photo was extremely similar to the one beforeâdim surroundings, blurry motionâbut it was a bit clearer. So the handsome man wreathed in black flames in the photo...
There was no doubt.
It was Muen.
Whether it was the short blond hair or the handsome face, the distinctiveness was extremely high. It was hard not to recognize.
Only that slightly ferocious expression made Muenâs aura completely different from how Muen looked now, more vicious and grim.
Trasweir nodded slightly. In Trasweirâs view, based on this photograph, the accusation of colluding with an Evil â NĐŸvĐ”lđght â (Exclusive on NĐŸvĐ”lđght) God had gained a bit more credibility.
âSo...â
Pink Bear, having also looked at the photo, leaned in close to Muen and lowered the voice.
âYou hid the face for so long. How did you slip up at exactly this moment?â
âWhat could I do?â
Muen answered honestly. âIt was the final battle. If I still didnât show my face then, how was I supposed to play the hero and save the beauty? You canât expect me to get princess-carried by Celicia with someone elseâs face... no, to be carried by Princess Celicia.â
â...Makes sense.â
After a moment of silence, Pink Bear slapped Muenâs shoulder hard.
âI strongly agree.â
â...â
Muen rolled the eyes.
For some reason, being agreed with by Pink Bear made Muen feel inexplicably annoyed.
âThen, regarding this photograph, does the defendantâand the defense attorneyâhave anything to say?â
Trasweir asked.
âYes! Of course!â
Pink Bear immediately raised a hand high, like an elementary school kid eager to speak in class.
âI also have evidence!â
âLet me say this in advance: if what youâre going to submit is still evidence that Muen Campbell wasnât in Berland, itâs useless. Because with this photograph showing black flames, whether Muen was in Berland or not cannot prove Muen did not collude with an Evil God.â
It seemed Trasweir had also realized Pink Bearâs unreliability, because Trasweir spoke with a heavy warning.
âI know, I know. Of course I wouldnât be that stupid. So what Iâm providing is different evidence.â
Pink Bear grinned smugly, looking completely confident.
Soon, that evidence was placed in front of Trasweir.
Trasweir frowned again.
This wasnât a photograph. It wasnât a document or a dossier either, but...
An art album?
With a trace of doubt, and an inexplicable curiosity, Trasweir opened the album whose cover had been wrapped tightly, and then sawâ
Big breasts.
A slim waist.
Long legs.
Black stockings.
White stockings.
A maid outfit.
And...
Censored blur.
A whole lot of censored blur.
Trasweirâs vision went dark. Hot blood rushed to the head, and the head jerked back instinctively.
Trasweir thought it had to be a mistake. How could someone submit something this filthy in a sacred Tribunal?
Trasweir had sat in this position for decades and had never encountered anything like it.
So Trasweir closed the eyes, then opened them.
...It was still censored blur.
âYou bastard! In a serious courtroom, what the hell did you submit?!â
Trasweir slammed the âalbumâ shut and shouted.
âThis is not âthe hellâ!â
Pink Bear folded the arms and rebutted righteously.
âThis is my treasured photo collection!â
âAnd at the same time, this is exactly the evidence Iâm submitting!â
âEvidence? What kind of evidence is this?â
Trasweir was so furious the mustache practically stood up. The chest was almost about to explode. No matter how Trasweir thought about it, a pornographic photo album could not possibly have anything to do with the case at hand.
Trasweir pointed at Pink Bear and roared,
âYou bastardâyou dare mockââ
âHa?â
All of a sudden.
A violent wind rushed in, instantly swallowing Trasweirâs words.
And when Trasweir snapped back to awareness, a huge spiked club had smashed down beside the body, shattering half the desk in front of Trasweir.
At some point, Pink Bear had already appeared right in front of Trasweirâone foot planted on the desk, one hand braced on the kneeâlooking down from above.
âI submit evidence seriously, and you refuse to handle it seriously.â
Bright light poured down from above, carving a stern, savage outline into that bear face.
âYou little punk...â
âAre you defiling the Tribunalâs sanctity?â