Chapter 450: V Me 50!
Translator: 549690339
âLet me seeâŠHello, I am the master of the fire element, the only true god of fire. I am now a guest in a magical and great country. I want to go back but I donât have the fare. V me 50 for a taxi. When I return to the Raging Flame Divine Domain, I will appoint you as a generalâŠ?â
âAhem.â Ji Ruo awkwardly snatched the script back and said,âââlâm sorry, I took the wrong oneâŠâ
There were two dimensional pockets, one for Ji Ruo and one for Ji Xiaoxiao.
The two pockets were connected.
Logically speaking, if Ji Xiaoxiao didnât write it this way, then Ji Xiaoxiao must have secretly changed it!
As expected, when Ji Ruo opened it, he saw many traces of modification.
â Brother Fire God, please wait a moment. Iâll change it backâŠâ
âItâs okay. Thereâs no hurry. Take your time.â
Fire God looked at the underground space behind Ji Ruo through the portal.
The familiar aura from the Mother Earth Continent made him feel a little emotional.
Back then, he and his little companions had left behind a backup plan to hide their whereabouts and planned to go to the foreign world to fight. Unexpectedly, his hidden whereabouts became his funeral arrangementsâŠ
When I came, I couldnât go back properlyâŠ
âLittle guy, why are you staring at me?â
Fire God asked uncomfortably,ââls there anything about me that doesnât look good? If thatâs the case, Iâm sorry, but Iâve only just developed this form, and itâs quite difficult to control the temperature of the flames. Iâm temporarily unable to perform any more precise operationsâŠâ
Rosie, who was staring at the God of Fire, subconsciously wiped her nonexistent saliva and shook her head slightly. She said in the human language,ââNo, it has nothing to do with me whether youâre good-looking or not. I just want to ask you, can you let me take a bite?â
âBite me?â Fire God was stunned.
âYes, you look quite deliciousâŠMaster said that I canât take other peopleâs things for free, so I wonât bite for free. I can exchange it with dried fishâŠHow about two, no, one for a bite?â
Fire God:
What kind of dried fish could be used to exchange for a divine body?
Moreover, looking at the black catâs expression, why did it seem like she was trading dried fish for it? Did she feel that she had lost out?
If youâre not happy, Iâm not happy either!
â Itâs not that I donât want to trade with you,â Fire God rejected tactfully.â Donât look at me like this. Iâm actually a ball of fireâŠâ
âItâs alright, Iâm not picky,â Luo Qian said nonchalantly.â
Was this a matter of being picky or not?
Considering the relationship between the cat and Ji Ruo, Fire God said euphemistically,âThat wonât do. Flames donât have any taste. You think Iâm delicious because it looks good.â
âThen youâve earned it!â Luo Qian took out a dried fish snack that Ji Ruo had prepared for her and said, ââMy dried fish is delicious. Itâs crispy when you bite it. This is spicy and delicious.â
Do you not understand myths?
Didnât I reject all of them? Iâve f * cking profited!
âRosie!â
Ji Ruo changed the script and knocked Luo Qianâs head.âHow can you ask a stranger for food?â
Fire Godâs eyes widened. Was this the main point?
After filming the video, Ji Ruo asked the staff of the Mystical Court for something before closing the portal.
Just as the door closed, a white figure suddenly flew over.
âMaster, sister?â The white cat looked at the empty platform and pouted.âDamn it, I missed it again!â
âLittle demon immortal, aiyo, why are you running so fast!â
A middle-aged woman followed closely behind and said with a bitter face, âThe live broadcast hasnât ended yet. Why did you run away? Many believers are saying that they want to pass!â
âSo be it.â The white cat stood on the platform and swept his tail behind him.ââl never wanted to be a demon immortal. Iâm exhausted from communicating with my believers and their pet cats every day. I want to go out and play with Master and my sister!â
âSoon, soon. Hang in there for a while more. When the Cat Firm is completed, youâll be relaxed.âThe middle-aged woman rubbed the white catâs head and said, ââDidnât you say that you wanted to earn money and treat your master and sister to delicious food? You canât slack off now that your career is on the rise.â
âAlright then⊠By the way, Auntie Liu, Master seems to have become a celebrity now. Is there anything I can help with? Iâm a big streamer now. I should be able to help my master gain more fans, right?â
Auntie Liu couldnât help but laugh.â Yes, yes, yes. Our Little Demon Immortal is already a big streamer.â If you want to help, let me thinkâŠYour masterâs Armored Warrior â seems to have received a good response. My child has watched it so cutely. If you want, I can help apply for a fan meeting event that is linked to â Armored Warrior.â How about it?â
âThis is good!â The white catâs eyes lit up, but then he said in disappointment,ââHowever, Master doesnât seem to have the time nowâŠHe must still have a lot of things to do in that mythical realm, so he wonât be able to return for the time being⊠What kind of meet-and-greet was this without the protagonist?â
âIt doesnât necessarily mean that Iâm going to be a prostitute.â âDonât you have a little master?â Auntie Liu said with a smile. Didnât he come to the Heavenly Mystical Branch every day to deliver a new drama series? Ask him if he wants to do it.
If you do it well, you can give your master and sister a surprise when they return. â
âYeah!â The white cat jumped excitedly,âThen Iâll ask little master!â
Not long after, Ji Xiaoxiao, who had a sour expression on her face as if everyone owed her millions of dollars, opened the Dimensional Door and came to the Heavenly Academy. She had been editing videos without sleep or rest every day. Who could have a good expression on their face?
Very soon, in a certain conference room of the Heavenly Academy, the scholars held a meeting specifically for the white catâs request.
The white cat had always been very cooperative with the various research work of the Mystical Court. In addition, this matter involved Ji Xiaoxiao, which was equivalent to involving Chen Zai.
Chen MO had been taken away by Hua Qianrou for her honeymoon. The inner demons in the First Martial Arts School were now under Ji Xiaoxiaoâs control, which was why the Heavenly Mystical Court placed so much importance on them.
âWhat? A fan meeting?â Ji Xiaoxiao shook her head like a rattle-drum.âYouâre looking for me to increase that old manâs reputation? Dream on!â
âLittle MasterâŠâ The white cat looked at Ji Xiaoxiao pitifully.â I was in a deep sleep before, and then I was extracted from my sisterâs body. It wasnât easy for me to condense a body, and now I have to participate in the research of the Incense GodâŠLittle master, I havenât even had a good time with you guysâŠâ
âStop pretending to be pitiful!â Ji Xiaoxiaoâs face changed. Do you think Iâll be soft-hearted like this? Who doesnât know that I, Ji Xiaoxiao, am famous for having a heart of stone!â
The white cat was disappointed.
âHowever, I thought about it carefully.âJi Xiaoxiao changed the topic and said proudly,âWhen the time comes, if I appear in front of the public with the name âJi Ruâand let everyone see that Iâm only the size of a palm, then that old fellowâs reputation will definitely plummet!
Hehe, Iâm really a genius! Alright, Iâm definitely going to do this!â
âThank you, little master!â The white cat was pleasantly surprised.
âWhat are you thanking me for? Do you think Iâve agreed to it? This was clearly my own decision!â âIâm just playing with you!â Ji Xiaoxiao raised her chin.â
An old scholar smiled and said,â We can customize a bionic robot that is as tall as Ji Ruo for you. You can control that robot to attend the meeting. You donât have to worry about damaging your reputation.ââ
âIâm not worried!â Ji Xiaoxiaoâs face changed. This old man, do you think I have a sharp tongue but a soft heart? Iâm not! I really plan to do this!â
âHehe, I know, I know. Whatâs this called again?âThe old scholar and his colleagues looked at each other and smiled.ââl think itâs called tsundere, right? You donât have to be polite with us. It wonât take much time to build a bionic robot. You just have to set it up on the machine tool.â
Seeing that the scholars had already made their decision, Ji Xiaoxiao suddenly became listless.
The white cat looked at Ji Xiaoxiao timidly and said carefully,âLittle master?â
âDonât look at me like that! Itâs so annoying!â âRemember to dress up properly, okay?â Ji Xiaoxiao said impatiently. Iâve seen your live broadcast and those fans actually said that youâre a virtual streamer and that your background is too fake. Who would broadcast live in the Heavenly Mystical Court?
Prepare yourself well. When the time comes, weâll smash their faces!â
âI knew it, little master is the best!â The white cat was overjoyed. Heehee-Mua
Ji Xiaoxiao rubbed her face in disgust.âSaliva! Saliva! Tsk!â
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