1513 Oh, Men!
âWhat?â
Xu Que looked shocked after heâd heard what Xuanyuan Wanrong had said. He clutched his chest with both hands.
âI have to like you if I want to live? What the h*ll are you talking about? F*ck, are you trying to tell me this isnât a joke?â
âWhat kind of person acts like this?â
âIâm not fooling around. What Iâm telling you is true. Although where we are now is only in the world of your memory, we actually live in the World of Cultivators. Unfortunately, you and I are involved in a feud there. Due to a long series of misunderstandings, our feud has gone on for a long time. The location where we are right now is where you were from before you became a cultivator. I know you donât have any memories of our current situation in the World of Cultivators, so you must simply believe everything I say, or else we are both going to die.â Xuanyuan Wanrong began trying to explain what was going on when she suddenly noticed Xu Queâs expression.
Even though she was explaining things in line with her usual style of doing things, someone like Xu Que, who was living in modern times, found it hard to understand.
âWho could possibly really believe a pretty girl, dressed up in a period costume, who came over in broad daylight to tell you such an absurd story one day when you were on your way to college?â
âHey, big sister, stop pulling my leg. Are you filming some kind of a comedy program where you are trying to get peopleâs weird reactions to make the audience laugh? I have an important matter to attend to this evening, and it has to do with the rest of my lifeâs happinessâŠâ Xu Que rolled his eyes at Xuanyuan Wanrong and turned around to leave.
Knowing his character as a jokester, if it had been any other day, he would certainly have played along for a while. But he really had an important matter to attend to tonight.
He had carefully arranged a big plan. He was going to go out this evening with his roommate and confess his feelings to the campus belle, Lin Yuxi!
So, right now, Xu Que was basically not in the mood to squander his time with this beauty in a period costume.
âWhat was she talking about? The World of Cultivators? Who the h*ll was she trying to kid?â
âStop, please!â Xuanyuan Wanrong immediately stopped Xu Que with a shout, and she asked him with evident annoyance, âYou donât believe me?â
âOh, my. Hey, big sister, can you please stop acting? Would any normal person believe you? You sound like a nutcase.â Xu Que frowned as he ridiculed her. He immediately started to walk away.
Xuanyuan Wanrong raised her hand and waved. Sheâd subconsciously wanted to display her Magic Arts to restrain Xu Que. But when she lifted her hand, she realized she didnât have her cultivation abilities at this time. She suddenly felt a burst of helplessness and anxiety.
âWhat am I going to do? This guy has no memory of his life as a cultivator, and he still doesnât believe me. How am I going to get through these Relationship Tribulations?â
BEEP! BEEP! BEEP!
A car horn sounded nearby.
One of the townâs buses slowly drove over and stopped at the school gate. Many students who had been out of the city had just returned to campus on this bus.
The bus stop was right next to where Xu Que and Xuanyuan Wanrong were standing.
The passengers who got off the bus immediately glanced at Xuanyuan Wanrong, and then did double takes and just stared at her.
What drew their glances at first was the fact that Xuanyuan Wanrong was dressed in a white period costume. However, none of the people could take their eyes away when they had seen Xuanyuan Wanrongâs countenance. It was breathtaking. Even the female stars who theyâd seen onscreen, who had gone through professional make-up and photoshop techniques, would have been hard-pressed to achieve as dazzling an effect as Xuanyuan Wanrong had done naturally.
âMy God, are they shooting a film?â
âWhoâs that female star? Sheâs so beautiful!â
âWow, sheâs truly at the level of the goddesses!â
âGoodness me, d*mn, Xu Que, that animal, has already made his move and struck up a conversationâŠâ Someone shouted and ran down from the bus toward them.
This guy was followed by a few other people, each carrying bags of various sizes and rushing toward Xu Que.
âXu Que, you animal, I thought you were about to declare your feelings to the campus belle?â
âYou havenât even started with her and now youâre hitting on a new girl?â
PAH!
âWhat a scumbag!â
Several of the boys gave Xu Que ultimate sh*t.
Xu Que rolled his eyes. These jerks from his dormitory were the real animals. If not for the price of the contact details that heâd had to pay to Lin Yuxiâs close dormitory friend, would he have asked these jerks to be so active in helping him buy things?
âOkay, you guys, stop making so much noise. Thereâs something wrong with this woman. She insists on forcing me to like her. Iâve said that Iâm not a casual person, and she just doesnât believe it.â Xu Que began to try to explain.
All his three friends from his dormitory looked dubious, while the other students who had just gotten off the bus, plus the passengers on the bus, as well as the bus driver, looked at Xu Que one by one, giving him looks of dumbfounded contempt.
With such manners and appearance, this young lady was so beautiful that people could believe that she was a fairy, and yet she had to force him to like her?
âThatâs right, you only have two choices. Either you like me, or we die together.â Xuanyuan Wanrong regarded Xu Que with an ice-cold stare and spoke in a low voice.
She was very serious about it because it was the truth. If Xu Que didnât like her, then this first round of Relationship Tribulations would be declared a failure and both of them would have to die.
However, as soon as she said these words out loud, everyone present was struck dumb. There was a vast sea of silence everywhere around them.
Xu Queâs three roommates were stunned.
The many students whoâd gotten off the bus with them stood dazed and unmoving.
Even the bus driver touched the steering wheel but didnât step on the accelerator to leave.
This was completely unexpected.
âSuch a beautiful girl would actually ask to be with a college guy?â
âAnd she was so determined? To either be together or die together?â
âHow did this happen? Could it be this young man has a silver tongue that could seduce this fairy-like young lady?â
DING! âCongratulations to the host Xu Que for successfully Acting Tough and the successful activation of the strongest Acting Tough, Face-Slapping System, in a replicated version!â
Suddenly, the System beep rang out in Xu Queâs mind.
Xu Que was completely startled. Before he had time to cry out, he had suddenly regained his bearings. The System sounded again in his mind.
DING! âThe System is detecting that part of the hostâs memory is sealed. In order to avoid the fragmentation of the hostâs soul, I will perfectly restore the hostâs memory!â
DING! âDetecting the world where the host is as Earth, the System will remold the host thoroughly and help the host become a martial arts genius with exquisite skeletal structure!â
DING! âSince the host has activated the Systemâs replicated version for the first time, you have successfully obtained a newbie gift package!â
âŠ..
After a few series of System beeps, there was a rumble in Xu Queâs mind as if something had been washed away. With a flash of Spirit Light, a ton of information surged into his mind.
He remembered when heâd first crossed over to the Fire Country, the activation of the System, the period of smooth sailing that followed, the time of Acting Tough, and finally now being sucked into the Heavenly Stone of Taiyi with Xuanyuan Wanrong to traverse the Relationship TribulationsâŠ
All his memories came flooding back.
âF*ck!â Xu Que suddenly opened his eyes wide and looked stunned.
He looked around in horror. The familiar school gate, his familiar-looking roommates, as well as Xuanyuan Wanrong, who looked completely out of place with the surroundings⊠He was thoroughly confused.
âWhat kind of situation is this? How do I get back? Have I crossed over? Or is this an Illusory Realm?â
âHow about my cultivation? How is it all gone?â
âAnd thereâs the System too. The System is also gone and has changed into a replicated version?â
âWhat the f*ck, Xu Que, Miss, whatâs going on with you? When did you pick up this girl?â Meanwhile, his three roommates had already surrounded him and had their arms around Xu Queâs neck, wanting to interrogate him.
âIâŠâ
Xu Que was still fairly confused. Heâd had his memory restored, but he was still baffled as to how heâd gotten here.
It seemed as if he had been sucked in by the Heavenly Stone of Taiyi to go through the Relationship Tribulations. How did it happen that heâd gotten sucked into this time at his university?
Could it be that he had had to traverse the Relationship Tribulations when he was in college? Did he have to fall in love with Xuanyuan Wanrong?
âIâll explain it to you later.â Xu Que immediately shouted at his three roommates and quickly looked at Xuanyuan Wanrong. Speaking in a deep voice, he said, âYou come with me!â
With that, he immediately strode toward the school gate.
First of all, he had to clarify everything that was going on with Xuanyuan Wanrong. After all, this was all about his own life and death. He wasnât going to be wiped out without knowing what was going on.
Xuanyuan Wanrong also stared blankly for a moment. She somehow hadnât expected Xu Que to have been able to make such a big change. Previously, he hadnât been happy to do anything. Why was he taking the initiative all of a sudden?
âOh, men!â
âThisâŠâ The roommates were also struck dumb as they watched Xu Que walk away with Xuanyuan Wanrong to take care of business. They couldnât do anything but shout, âXu Que, are we still going through with tonightâs plan to declare your feelings?â
âDeclare my feelings?â
Xu Que stopped in his tracks and suddenly remembered what his plans had been for the evening. The corners of his mouth couldnât help but tick up. It turned out that tonight was when heâd first wanted to confess his feelings to Lin Yuxi.
Although heâd been successful at the time, the final outcome didnât seem to have turned out very well.
âTo h*ll with the confession, Iâm not going to declare any feelings. Screw tonight,â Xu Que replied without turning back, and he just continued to march on.
Xuanyuan Wanrong followed behind him, the corners of her mouth slightly curled up in a sneer.
âOh, men, theyâre all pigs!â
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