126: Chapter 24 Cultivation Exchange Conference (Part 2) 126: Chapter 24 Cultivation Exchange Conference (Part 2) âOuch, which grandson is so thoughtlessâŠ
Eh?
Xiao Man!?â
Pei Laoliu let out a pained howl, about to burst into curses when he turned and saw the newcomer was his own grandson.
He scrambled up from the ground and exclaimed in surprise, âYou little rascal, how come itâs you!
How could you be here!?â
A few people nearby turned their curious gazes toward the commotion.
Pei Laoliu immediately grabbed Zhang Xiaomanâs arm and said, âLetâs go, letâs go, letâs find another place to talk.â
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In a corner of the banquet hall.
On the table were a pot of clear tea, two dishes of peanuts, three small bowls of appetizers, and some sweets.
An elderly man and a young man were eating and chatting there, and around them were similarly unoccupied tables and chairs, with only a few people scattered around sitting at them.
Pei Laoliu was dressed formally today, his robe making him look brisk and lively.
His hair was carefully combed too, and if it werenât for the tumble he had taken earlier that left a couple of lettuce leaves in his hair, he might really have given off a bit of a godly Daoist air.
Zhang Xiaoman remembered the last time he saw him dressed so seriously was when they had swindled a wealthy man who had come from out of town.
âMaster Liu, I just happened to be traveling over here, so I thought Iâd swing by to boost your event.â
âTraveling?
You just said over the phone this morning that you were still playing with Big Black yesterday.
Youâre not being honest, kid!â
Pei Laoliu had a look of having seen through his deception, âAlso, isnât this place off limits?
Where did you get the invitation from?
Donât tell me youâve got acquaintances here.â
Zhang Xiaoman choked, not expecting that Sixth Grandpa knew him so well, immediately blocking his next excuse.
He could only give a sheepish smile, switching to another explanation, âHow could I have any acquaintances here?
I guess my outfit made the security guys overlook me, anyway, I just followed the crowd in.â
He decided to use his trump card, to act shamelessly.
Pei Laoliuâs expression stalled, he had always been helpless against Zhang Xiaomanâs skill, but this time his attention was clearly drawn to one part of the sentence, his face showing a hint of surprise.
âYou kid, why did you bring my Purple Cloud Divine Sword with you?
Come on, let me have a look, see if you havenât ruined it for me.â
Zhang Xiaoman pursed his lips and passed over the Purple Cloud Divine Sword wrapped in cloth, but he retorted, âThe sword is mine now, not yours anymore.
Donât even think about asking for it back.â
Pei Laoliu responded grumpily, then his hand gently stroked the blade, somewhat surprised, âI wouldnât have thought youâd take such good care of it, kid, cleaning and polishing it.
You havenât let my jewel gather dustâŠâ
Zhang Xiaoman saw him starting to boast again and simply ignored him, continuing to focus on his meal.
As the two talked, the grand event had already begun on the other side.
The Daoist gathering was, in fact, a mutual exchange amongst charlatans.
And this so-called exchange was really just a combined performance of their various deceptive tricks.
Those attending were all renowned masters from across the country, and the organizers would initially select the top ten individuals with the highest âDaoistâ ranking, usually the winners from the previous event.
They would each take the stage to showcase their âskills,â allowing the audience to enjoy a demonstration of âDaoist Magic.â
In the end, if anyone was dissatisfied, they could also take to the stage to challenge, showing off their own abilities.
The organizers would score the performance, and a high score would allow the challenger to take their place.
âWho wouldâve thought, Master Liu, youâre quite the player.
This is set up like some singing competition, keeping up with the trends,â Zhang Xiaoman said with a laugh.
Pei Laoliu popped a peanut into his mouth, casually responding, âDonât lump me in with them.
Iâm just a spectator here for the appearance fee and then Iâll head back.
I wonât be performing.â
Zhang Xiaoman didnât speak further; he knew Master Liuâs character.
Despite appearing somewhat frivolous and always keen on tricking people, he was very clear about his placeâhe was just a fortune-telling charlatan, never truly considering himself a highbrow.
At home, he was just like any other commoner, more inclined to deceive others than himself.
On stage, the host introduced the ten âDefenders,â whose titles alone exuded mystery and depthâcurrent Sect Leader of Dragon Sleep Mountain, Heavenly Book Pavilion Master, Counting King, Evil Crossing Saint MonkâŠ
Uninformed listeners might even think they had stumbled into a set of a fantasy martial arts novel.
These masters were all seated near the center of the stage, with their followers or sect disciples standing behind them, each person with an air of detachment, as if indifferent to the outside world, the very image of transcendent masters.
Following the hostâs invitation, the one to demonstrate first was the Evil Crossing Saint Monk, apparently the lowest-ranked among them.
He was a chubby old man dressed in a monkâs robe.
As soon as he rose, several young monks hurriedly adorned him with prayer beads, handed him scriptures, placed a wooden fish in front of him, and someone even followed behind him, sprinkling water drops on the path he walked and over his body, a confusing display.
âTsk tsk, quite the grand entourageâwhen he walks, thereâs even someone to sprinkle water behind him.
They should replace that water with petals; itâd enhance the effect.
Donât they talk about âlotus blooms at every stepââŠâ
Zhang Xiaoman couldnât help commenting.
âSeeing the grandeur of this display, and then looking at your guys, Master Liu, suddenly makes me feel like youâve been pretending to be a divine sage for nothing.â
At these words, Pei Laoliu rolled his eyes and retorted, âLook at your ignorance, talking about âlotus blooms at every step.â What theyâre sprinkling is dew.
Itâs called removing the worldly lead, not accumulating karma.
Itâs all about purity.
I, Master Liu, donât fuss over such details; itâs too exhausting.â
Zhang Xiaoman heard his sarcastic tone, chuckled, and didnât argue further.
On stage, the old monk bowed to the audience, then sat cross-legged on a straw mat, holding a flower in one hand while striking the wooden fish with the other, beginning to chant complex scriptures.
A microphone was set up beside him, and the sound transmitted through the audio equipment, clearly reaching the ears of everyone in the hall.
âOh, itâs just reciting scripturesâŠ
BoringâŠâ
Zhang Xiaoman had thought the monk would exhibit some unique ability that could be eye-opening, but he was disappointed to hear it was just regular chanting.
However, as the monk continued his chanting, Zhang Xiaoman began to discern a difference; there was something unique about this chant compared to what he had heard in temples before.
It was a peculiar melody and rhythm, where the syllables uttered by the old monk and the beats of the wooden fish seemed to merge into an odd tune that involuntarily relaxed the mind and body, soothing the soul.
It made oneâs brain reluctant to think of anything else, wishing only to keep listening in silence.
The audience below was serenely immersed in the rhythm, each person lost in the sound.
After a while, the sound gradually ceased, and everyone slowly came back to their senses.
Although Zhang Xiaomanâs restlessness had been calmed by the chant, unlike the others, he did not fall deeply into it.
He looked at the old monk, who was preparing to leave the stage, in astonishment and thought in shock, âWhat kind of sorcery is this monk wielding!?
Could it be that there are actually other Transcendent beings in the world?â