If he told Arthis that she was currently inhabiting a device of human convenience, she would probably fly into a fit of rage on the spot and dish out judgment upon him immediately.
It would probably be prudent to find a good opportunity to gently break the news to her⊠Generational gap is a scary thingâŠ
That said, even transporting Arthis back to the hotel was a problem.
Qin Ye wasnât shameless enough to hail a taxi while carrying an inflatable doll. What if Arthis was uncomfortable and shifted slightly in the back seat, only to be noticed by the driver? Wouldnât he have to pat the doll and gently chide it, âBehave yourselfâ? Or should he just knock the driver unconscious?
Both options were undesirable, to say the least!
Therefore, he took a suitcase and put Arthis in without another word. She was obviously dissatisfied, and kept complaining, âWhatâs wrong with carrying me around? Itâs your honour to do so!â âOr are you questioning my choice in selecting this host of mine?â âThis beautiful body is more than a good match for you!â
God damn it!
Thatâs right⊠Itâs more than a good match for any person. This is practically a promiscuous body!
When he finally arrived back at his room, he immediately saw the last person he wanted to see right now.
Wang Cheng Ho's trust in him bordered on fanaticism. He was seated on the bed, playing computer games right now. A pile of what remained of his KFC meal sat beside him.
âWhatâs this? Do you need any help?â As soon as he noticed Qin Ye carrying a large suitcase into the room, Wang Chenghao immediately jumped out of bed and ran over to him.
âNo need.â Qin Ye calmly pushed his hands away, âHave you done your revision in accordance with my instructions? I want you to go take the enrollment examination as soon as the Academy of Cultivators is open⊠Hang on, can you stop making me worry about everything? Itâs exhausting being a father!â
âOhâŠâ The tall and well-built Wang Chenghao scratched his hair and glanced at the box with some measure of suspicion, âThen, Iâll take my leave, I guess?â
âScram!â
As soon as the door closed, he turned around and saw that the suitcase was already open, and its contents were missing. Qin Ye freaked out. Bloody hell! Whatâs going to happen if someone in the hotel sees a device of human convenience walking around on its own?
After taking a closer look, he noticed that Arthis was now sitting by the window sill and looking out with a look of melancholy.
âCome to think of it, itâs been hundreds of years since Iâve been to the mortal realm, let alone see and experience it with a physical body⊠What are you doing?!!â
Before she could even finish speaking, a blanket was suddenly thrown over her head, and she found herself thrown under the bed.
âMr Qin⊠something tells me that youâre courting death! Donât you dare think for a moment that I wouldnât dare to kill you!!â Arthis gnashed her teeth as she sputtered in rage.
âGranny. Oh, dear granny!â Qin Ye felt as though he had just picked up a huge burden. His forehead was percolating with sweat as he desperately pleaded, âDo you know how startling your appearances are right now? If you donât want the Special Investigations Department to come knocking on our door, please keep it down!â
Arthis was silent for a few seconds, before quipping, âHasnât the City of Salvation revealed the truth of cultivators to the public? You could say that Iâm your puppet. You can say that youâre from the lineage of puppet masters!â
A puppet?!
A lineage that uses silicone dolls as puppets?!
Even if you donât care about your face, I do! Donât you know that Iâm an instructor right now?! An instructor!!
Imagine this. Several years later, an instructor at the First Academy of Cultivators points towards the honour roll of past instructors, explaining to the students around, âThis is the esteemed Mr Qin, one of the first generation of instructors weâve had at the academy. He makes proficient use of silicone dollsâŠâ
The shamefulness of such prospects was off the charts!
Yet, fraught with the considerations of preserving his own life, Qin Ye dared not explain the situation to Arthis. Instead, he anxiously held Arthis down and explained, âItâs like this⊠youâve been out of touch with society for so long, and I feel itâs high time you got back in touch with the times.â
He wanted to praise himself for his quick-wittedness!
âSo?â Arthis couldnât understand what he was getting at, âShouldnât you be taking me around to expand my dated perspectives?â
Like hell I will!
â... Actually, thereâs an even better, more comfortable way of doing so. For instance⊠for instance⊠for instance⊠thatâs it!â
âIâm going to gather a few things. Stay right there, and donât move a muscle.â
â......â
Qin Ye dashed out and scrambled about, and he quickly returned with Wang Cheng Ho's Apple phone. He tossed it to Arthis and breathed a sigh of relief, âCome, let me teach you how to use this⊠Firstly, Iâll teach you about the classic tool, Penguin Chat.â
Arthis suddenly perked up with interest.
âAnd this one is called Surprise Video Network. Iâll register you as a user right nowâŠâ âAnd on this website, youâll be able to search for anything you wantâŠâ
Over the next two to three hours, he conscientiously explained everything to Arthis. By the time he was done and wiping the cold sweat off from his forehead, he discovered that Arthis was already indulging in the pleasures of surfing the web. She no longer even bothered to look up to acknowledge him. A mysterious, inexplicable smile crept up across his lips.
Hahaha⊠how dare an old granny like you butt heads with me?
Just wait till I introduce you to Paypal and WeChat later on. I donât believe youâll ever step out of this door ever again!
After all, the greatest distance in this world isnât the distance between you and I. Rather, itâs the distance between the geek and the girl next door.
No⊠Hang on. This old monster possesses a perverted level of information retention, comprehension, understanding and logic. This isnât enough to keep her addicted and obsessedâŠ
After a moment of deliberation, Qin Ye revealed a smile on his face that was akin to the refreshing spring breeze, âArti, what Iâve just shown you are simply the basics. Moving on, let me explain to you the more advanced stuff.â
Arthis, who had been immersed in surfing the internet, finally lifted her eyes from the screen for the very first time. Her eyelids were practically twitching.
Chanel Tmall branded storeâŠ
Should I say⊠youâre appealing to a womanâs nature right now?
âHere, take a look at thisâŠâ He clocked on two links with a nebulous feeling in his heart, âThese are called video games. These are the most popular online games right now. This one is called LOL, and this one is called PUBG. And this is the Blizzard games platform. Iâve downloaded everything for you. Go ahead and give them a shot⊠And let me know if you donât have skins⊠no, call Wang Chenghao instead. Heâll purchase some for you.â
Arthis glanced at him suspiciously, âWhy do you seem particularly attentive and diligent today?â
âNah⊠Hahaha, when do I not pay attention to your needs?â
When Arthis finally began to immerse herself in the treacherous depths of the internet for real, Qin Ye finally straightened up and rubbed his back.
Everythingâs finally settledâŠ
Unfortunately, he had no idea that this was just the beginning of his worst nightmare.
That night.
âBloody hell! Why is his Lux so different from mine? And it seems like his damage is much higher than mine too!â
The crackling sound of her keyboard made Qin Yeâs temples throb uncontrollably.
Iâve forgotten that this idiot doesnât need sleep at all⊠This has been a major blunder!
âHuh? How dare you cuss at me⊠Get up! Hurry up and teach me how to type my response to them!â âHow come this hero of mine canât kill anybody?â âTheyâre all calling me a noob? Whatâs a noob? Did I use a skill wrongly?â
2 a.m. Qin Ye covered his ears and wrapped himself under the blanket like a cocoon.
3 a.m. Qin Ye stared at the ceiling, restless but helpless.
4 a.m. He picked up his blanket and began to make his way to Wang Chenghaoâs room, only to be pulled back by Arthis, âWhat does this rune do?â
5 a.m. He looked at the dazzling screen with two deep, dark circles around his eyes, almost like that of a dead person.
6 a.m.
âWhat a rubbish game.â Arthis sighed. With a tap of her silicone fingers, she finally shut the computer down. And then, she glanced at Qin Ye, only to give him a double take as though she had just seen a ghost, âWhy arenât you asleep yet?â
Qin Ye: â......â
He rubbed his eyes despondently. The horrific experience tonight had etched in his very bones the true meaning of âyou reap what you sowâ.
âGet some rest. Iâm going to watch some dramas now⊠Come to think of it, weâve known each other for such a long time, and this is the first nice thing youâve done for me.â
The next momentâŠ
âIn the cold nights, my thoughts for you run like the flowing rivers. Like the spring mud, you protect me⊠The shallow years wash away streams of lovers. Their gentle fragrance flows with the watersâŠâ
AHHHHHHH!!!
Qin Ye desperately slammed his head repeatedly into his pillow. I didnât say anything when an Infernal Judge played games all night just like any other college student out there. But how can you be watching Eternal Love now?! How?!
Time passed quickly. Qin Ye didnât dare to shift into Wang Chenghaoâs room for fear that the horror in his room would cause him even more trouble. The next night, he learnt from his mistakes and passed Arthis some top-of-the-line noise-cancelling headphones, before putting on earplugs and an eye mask. Things were finally better.
On the third morning, just three hours into Qin Yeâs sleep, Qin Ye woke up and stared at the ceiling with his bloodshot eyes. Just then, there was a sudden knock on the door.
âWho is it?â He asked weakly.
âMr Qin.â A calm but firm voice echoed from outside the door, âIâm the driver sent by the First Academy of Cultivators - the same one that has been driving you around. Do you still remember me?â
Qin Ye yawned and reached into his pants to relieve his itch. Then, as he began to wash his face, he responded, âIs something up?â
There was silence for approximately three seconds.
âMr Qin⊠Did you forget that today is the day of the sparring competition between the instructors of the various faculties? And after the sparring competition, youâll be heading over to Insignia Universityâs main campus located in Mount Tai City for further studies.â
Qin Ye was just scrubbing his face when his hands paused for a moment.
Ten seconds later, he appeared at the door with a refreshed look on his face, âHope you havenât been waiting too long. Shall we?â
The two soon boarded the car and zoomed off into the First Academy of Cultivators.
As for Arthis?
Hehehe⊠Iâm afraid that only Professor Yang can awaken this young lady from the mires of the internet.
The car soon arrived at the First Academy of Cultivators. Qin Yeâs gaze immediately turned heavy and solemn.
The present First Academy of Cultivators had already begun to look somewhat imposing. There were military personnel patrolling the grounds everywhere, filling the entire academy with a somber atmosphere.
The car drove straight into a large plaza. There were no banners or signs around. The cultivators present were all doing their own things and minding their own businesses. Apart from a fifty-meter large arena that had been set up in the middle of the plaza, nothing else was around.
It was a stone arena, akin to the ones used in ancient times. There were approximately one hundred people standing around, all of whom were stretching their bodies and warming up. The thick aura of Hunter-class experts filled the entire campus grounds. Qin Ye could even sense the watchful eyes of an expert that was stronger than the Soul Hunter level scanning the area and its surroundings.
Fifty percent of the countryâs elite Hunter-class experts were all gathered at this place!
They were all bursting with fighting spirit and battle intent as they gathered in groups of three to five and made small talk with each other. If one just took a simple breath in this place, they would immediately be able to sense the burning passion in the air.
Qin Yeâs weariness slowly faded away, and he calmly surveyed his surroundings. Then, he shifted to the sides and began to warm up his muscles as well.
This competition was naturally of utmost importance.
The First Academy of Cultivators hadnât mentioned anything explicitly. But they did say that it was a ranking competition.
And what did the ranking order relate to?
Resources and authority!
And this was what he had coveted when he had agreed to join the First Academy of Cultivators in the first place!
He had spent quite some time in Limbo with the Harken earlier. The fact that the sparring competition was today proved that he had already been unconscious for several days after being washed back up to the mortal realm. Since that was the caseâŠ
His eyes gleamed, âThe new Hell⊠should already have completed its initial expansion!â
âWhen this competition is over, Iâm going to redeem all of my merit points. And as for Hell⊠Itâs time to make the Yin spirits remember our presence again!â
1. Tmall is an online shopping platform.
2. Skins are basically cosmetic changes to the characters and/or weapons that you have in game to make you look cooler.
3. A character from LOL.
4. This is lyrics of the opening song played at the start of the drama series entitled âEternal Loveâ
5. Professor Yang would refer to a Song Dynasty poet.
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