Chapter 1159: Why Didnât You Say So Earlier?
Chapter 1158 â Why Didnât You Say So Earlier?
âNo, Jianwen Bro, I really wanted to tell you a secretâŠâ Yushu said, as if feeling wronged.
âReally? What is it then?â Jansen frowned.
âAn Bro, somethingâs wrong!â Taizao came running over, panting.
âWait for a second- Lil sis Shuâs telling me a secret. Iâll help you later.â Jianwen said with a wave of his hand to Taizao.
âJianwen Bro, actually, Xiaoxiao was planning to put a crab in your pantsâŠâ Yushu said.
âThen just tell me- why did you scream? You wanted to make me deaf or something?â Jianwen looked at her helplessly.
âNo, itâs because Xiaoxiao already put it in your pants. Thatâs why I screamed!â Yushu said shyly.
âWha?!â Jianwen jumped up, holding his two hands to guard his crotch as cold sweat dripped down. âIt pinched my balls, gaaah!!â
âOh, Jianwen Bro, I told you the secret, so bye-bye! Enjoy your ball pain!â Yushu said and turned around.
Jansen held his crotch as he jumped around the sand, but couldnât just take his pants off in public- he rushed back inside his tent.
He took it off instantly, and a small crab was pinching onto his balls.
âTaizao, hurry! I donât have the strength!â Jianwen said helplessly.
âLittle crab, come down⊠Itâs not fun thereâŠâ Taizao lowered his head as he looked at the crab.
âYou think youâre a crab? He wouldnât understand you, you idiot! Help get him off!!â Jianwen was furious- this guy was actually talking to the damn crab!
Taizao didnât dare waste more time- he carefully grabbed the crab, pulling it- this drew tears from Jianwenâs eyes.â My balls! My balls are being ripped off!â
âBut⊠Itâs not letting go!â Taizao didnât know what to do- should he stop or continue?
âCantâ you be more careful? Pull out his pincers first?â Jianwen said.
âI⊠Iâll try thenâŠâ Taizao nodded carefully.
And so, a loud howl came out from the tent- marking the origin of the Man with Ball Pains.
Yushu and Xiaoxiao, on the other hand, walked back to the group as if nothing happened.
âWhatâs with An Jianwen? Is he injured? Mengyao didnât know what was up with him. The guy was screaming really loudly after all.
âHis balls hurt,â Yushu said.
âBalls⊠Balls hurt?â Mengyao blushed- saying the ball hurt was a popular Chinese way to express a troubling situation, but only males used it most of the time! Girls didnât have balls, and Mengyao wouldnât be saying that kind of thing as well.
Mengyao was a little troubled- why was Jianwen having ball pains all of a sudden?
âHis ball got pinched by a crab!â Xiaoxiao explained.
âHuh?â Mengyao blinked- she didnât understand how that would feel, but it wouldnât be good. âWhyâs he so unlucky, getting⊠that, by thatâŠâ
âI planted the crab,â Xiaoxiao said.
âAh?!â Mengyao felt a headache coming- so it was Xiaoxiao? Looking at that face Yushu was wearing, these two were probably teaming up again- Jianwen sure was unfortunate to meet these two demon kings.
âHe wouldnât get hurt, right?â Mengyao asked, worried.
âNope, itâs just a small crab- the worst would be a small cut or something,â Yushu said.
Jianwen, on the other hand, finally managed to get the crab off of him- but his ball was also torn.
âFuck, you damn crab, Iâll stomp you to death!â Jianwen sent a foot at it once he got it off.
But the crab was on the sand, so the crab just got pushed inside- it popped back out to pinch onto his toe.
âAhhhh!â He screamed.
Half an hour later, JIanwen limped out with one hand on his ball, both of which were bandaged. He was in pain. âRight, you said something was wrong earlier- what is it?â
Jianwen only remembered that Taizao had something important he wanted to report, but he was interrupted by Yushu.
âWell, An Bro, I wanted to tell you that Xiaoxiao threw a crab into your pants, but thereâs no need to say it now..â Taizao said bitterly.
âWhat?!â Jianwen almost jumped up from the ground. âYouâreâ saying you saw Feng Xiaoxiao throw this in, and you didnât tell me?â
Jianwen remembered clearly that the crab hadnât pinched on him when Taizao was calling him. He couldâve prevented this!
His face changed into a monstrous expression.
âBut you told me to wait, to wait until Lil sis Shu told you the secretâŠâ Taizao said weakly.
âWha??â Jianwen blinked but remembering that it was indeed him who told him to wait. He supposed that he had no choice- he brought it on himselfâŠ
Jianwen looked at Xiaoxiao and Yushu with a trace of rage, but they were friends of Mengyao, so he couldnât do anything here. Even if he did cause a scene, theyâd just say they were playing around. He couldnât do anything.
And so, he endured the pain and acted as if nothing was wrong, walking to the seashore casually.
Yushu was feeling a bit confused that Jianwen was walking normally after just jumping around in pain- but one look at that struggling face and she knew he was acting.
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